Intro

This week was okay, there were a lot of no-shows, but a decent champ match and more signins than this league has seen in a long time in the last week so that was very encouraging. Sorry this took so long to get up, its been hectic the last couple days with me heading back to college, but my life is back to normal and you can expect all mags up on time in the future. Here’s a detailed breakdown as always of what went down last week.

The LBL Cypher

Tons of posts in the cypher, but more quantity than quality. After reading the whole thing, it looks like Comedian posted enough that he managed to get enough quotables to win.

Comedian
Ben already got served, my lines will hoe clowns
consider me justice...
cause when he faces me, Crime will go down
sonning the weak, i just read the mag, i'm done with this geek
wow - congrats yo, you got the second wackest punch of the week
you've been torn & ripped before, but i'll rock him fair
DaTrus was scared to give your ass the boot cause it might get lost in there
see? ^ you're dead now, cause i'm better than hoes
you've got an underscore <-- which explains why you never get votes
you'll die, wigga... don't even test power
i saw YOU replying to our battle for fourty-five minutes

Phil Benjamin
damn im nice,an your not felt by others son
so this I D can be valid an still wont be accepted by anyone
son you aint shit, even if you ride till ya die
only a black star in the crowd of 106'n park being shown live

InDeath
That was a good try my nigga, I red it all closely
And I'll admit that it rocked----> me to sleep slowly
this kids sick? he spits the lames quotes, he's a joke easily
If knowledge speaks power...then your the dumbest kid in this league to me

Sonny Dimebags
For the drugs people act funny , but around me you act all scummy
juss call me Joe Rogan, I got crime eatin slugs for some easy money

Faime S. Quotez
16 lines? Don't even waste your time posting up fuckin' ten
your verses are examples of good lines... to never use if you wanna win

Grats Comedian! That’s 3 wins in the last 4 weeks. PM me if you want a win added or a loss removed.

The New Championship Belt

This turned out to be good with lots of activity. I posted a picture of me and my girlfriend and exclaimed that the two best disses I saw would receive a shot at the Gimmick Belt. I have decided this will now be a permanent idea. The 2 winners from last week will battle for the belt next week. This week is a new Gimmick is XXXX The winner of this week’s Gimmick Signups will battle the winner of the Gimmick Belt match from this week. If this becomes popular enough, I will add a contendership battle as well, but for now just the signups and the main title match.

Top Punches from Gimmick Belt Signups

Honestly, I felt many of the verses I saw were too simple and played, but still, some dope punches so here’s the best I saw from last week.

im the best there ever was, dont test me cuz
hell ur collar goes down on you more than she does

17. Wireless

Are you horsin around?? Cuz that bitch has to be ur sister and shit..
With looks like those, i'm guessing ur biological father is sea biscuit??

16. Cocaine

Your hated dude. Stop smiling, back up and then give
Cuz the corner of your pic even shows the ball sum kid tried to bean you in the head

15. Nick Fletcher

there strollin on the water n forming a bond see
but there hasn't been an uglier thing to hit the boardwalk
..... since Boy George played monopoly

14. Roger Glocks

i was on that ship, and while you two were crossing me hardly
i saw her and the aftermath was the boston te party

13. Te Ora

Look at that girls mouth, veneer teeth to chomp and make dudes bleed
And she's got GuM WoRK! that makes me think it was her who once signed in this league

12. Nick Fletcher

With ur cheesy ass smile, son those dimples aint right..
Cause the craters on your face are big enough to host the first known alien life

11. Cocaine

she muuust be desperate. but of course i'm assuming it all
she wanted a groom & ironically found one with no grooming at all

10. Te Ora

juss play ya part!! DTH has tenedacies that make him a bitch by hart
he has hair SO stuck together
..... that made Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear break apart

9. Roger Glocks

i just fucked you up buddy, now people are gonna scream foul
cuz my verse is ending...too bad i cant say the same for your eyebrows

8. Wireless

im not gonna be hasty cuz ya bitch face is pasty
with a chin soooo flat, it makes my 5 yr old coke in the fridge look tasty

7. Roger Glocks

You got it all, slick hair, a polished grin, clothes ya girl wants to be tearin off
And hell, ure sportin arcs above ure eyes that even noah'd be jealous of

6. Nick Fletcher

lol @ your shirt showing ya man-boobs, that's truth, don't lie
around RV you're known as a monster... and now i know why

5. Comedian

his chick has a ostrich neck so when shes gives head, u gotta wait
cuz when his balls drop in her throat, it'll take longer then 2007 to 2008

4. Roger Glocks

Look at your brow yo, Ur hair is going off course and shit..
Cuz those caterpillar-like eye brows, are in the beginning stages of metamorphosis

3. Cocaine

your destined to go to a dentist and get a life lesson
cuz if gaps build character...
your teeth created Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and Tekken

2. Roger Glocks

you thinkin ur a cute couple then your high son
cuz if pitchers had those eyebrow curves they'd win the cy young

1. Roger Glocks

Gimmick Belt Winners!

Roger Glocks



^
you thinkin ur a cute couple then your high son
cuz if pitchers had those eyebrow curves they'd win the cy young
im not gonna be hasty cuz ya bitch face is pasty
with a chin soooo flat, it makes my 5 yr old coke in the fridge look tasty
your destined to go to a dentist and get a life lesson
cuz if gaps build character...
your teeth created Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and Tekken
its a funny world, lets countdown until his lips uncurl
I see Batman is captured n the Joker has time to Celebrate with his girl
his chick has a ostrich neck so when shes gives head, u gotta wait
cuz when his balls drop in her throat, it'll take longer then 2007 to 2008
there strollin on the water n forming a bond see
but there hasn't been an uglier thing to hit the boardwalk
..... since Boy George played monopoly
juss play ya part!! DTH has tenedacies that make him a bitch by hart
he has hair SO stuck together
..... that made Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear break apart
I'm hopin you wont get lovey dovey, shit is gross kid
cuz when you lock lips there isn't thiefs in the world who could open it
those training bras haven't worked. I have nothin more to suggest
cuz ya girls chest had more trainers on it then top horses get
DTH won the crown and was the toast of the formal, he hit it big
I hope you didn't fuck ya girl?
i'd rather juss go home Solo, King like Nick Fletcher did
those are biggggg assss choppersss...im not trying to be lame
but those teeth get brushed more often then Home Plate in a game
MY WORDING SUCKS ALOT!! but ya chick nostrils intake air like a Tractor
^^so her nose makes my wording look like John Hensley's n Fractures
ima rap clown, but hopefully there bodies wont be found
cuz Im prayin they run to the Tide like Nick Saban.......and drown

Cocaine

Your girl says you got a small unit.. and she's looking for a new man to hire
Cuz she said, if DaTrusHurtz, Then this dude must be a pathological liar..
With ur cheesy ass smile, son those dimples aint right..
Cause the craters on your face are big enough to host the first known alien life
Check your girls shirt B, I must say that im really impressed..
She told me she wanted no strings attached, so i cut it off and exposed her chest.
Look at your brow yo, Ur hair is going off course and shit..
Cuz those caterpillar-like eye brows, are in the beginning stages of metamorphosis
Are you horsin around?? Cuz that bitch has to be ur sister and shit..
With looks like those, i'm guessing ur biological father is sea biscuit??
You and ur bitch at the formal dancing like rookies
she told me she hasnt cut the rug in years..
...................i said it looked like bob marley was eating her pussy
When i horseplay, everyone elses style just bores me
meanwhile a horseplay, the leading role in DaTrus's life story
Nah but seriously im curious how can u let this fly??
ur girls suddam annoying i let her hang out with the guy
Stanza's right u guys look good together, but she's really not hot sir..
but you are a nice couple........... of targets for the 12 gauge mossberg
your girls a little chunky, and its really rough g..
she has enough beef in her cheeks to make 50 file for bankruptcy

Congratulations! You two will battle for the first Gimmick Belt Title next week!

Last Week’s Battle Reviews

LBL Championship Match: 1. John Hensley (10-1) vs 2. DaTrusHurtz (21-2)

This turned out to be a pretty dope battle as expected. Fairly consistent verses from both with a good number of quotables. DaTrusHurtz didn’t go down easily, but John Hensley ended up winning in the end 5-3.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Appocolyptik (4-0) vs. 4. Sonny Dimebags (18-8)

This battle was okay, but no where near as good as I thought it would be. Appocolyptik seemed a bit rushed. Sonny had a tight opener, but really fell off after that. It was close at first, but Appocolyptik ended up running away with the 5-2 victory.

5. Phil Benjamin (6-2) vs. 6. Final (3-0))

Phil Benjamin no-showed so Final won.

7. Prosecuter (2-0) vs. 8. Nick Fletcher (9-2)

Nick Fletcher came pretty nice as always. Prosecuter had a couple of decent bars, but for the most part was very inconsistent with his wording and landing his punches. Nick ended up taking this one pretty easily.

9. Wordz Ahgod (3-1) vs. 10. Comedian (10-2)

This was the biggest surprise of the week to me. Comedian’s verse wasn’t bad, it was extremely consistent, but very little really stood out in it. Wordz was a bit more inconsistent, but had more highs than Comedians and enough quotables to give him the win.

11. Feeble Minded (2-1) vs. 12. Blacksilence (3-3)

Feeble came okay, a few nice lines, but an RV/Motor Home line that made me sick. Blacksilence came pretty weak and really didn’t rise to the occasion like I was hoping he would. Feeble took this pretty easily.

13. Trunks (1-0) vs. 14. Im Dope Man (1-0)

Im Dope Man no-showed so Trunks won.

15. GREVISS (1-0) vs. 16. Wyte (1-1)

Wyte no-showed so GREVISS won.

17. Keyed (1-1) vs. 18. Infamouz (1-1)

Infamouz no-showed so Keyed won.

19. TEF (5-6) vs. 20. Stanza (9-13)

TEF is slowly showing signs of improvement and didn’t come too bad in this battle. Stanza had nothing that made wackest punches or anything, but nothing that was really quotable. TEF got this one.

21. Vitticus (0-1) vs. 22. Faime S. Quotez (0-1)

This battle was pretty weak, Faime came too basic as he has in the past and Vitticus came stretched and without really good concepts. I personally thought Faime won, but Vitticus ended up taking this by a few votes.

23. REMIS (0-1) vs. 24. F5TH-DAWG (0-0)

REMIS no-showed so F5TH-DAWG won.

25. Thoughts (0-2) vs. 26. ATLAS.. (0-0)

Thoughts no-showed so ATLAS.. won.

27. Germ (0-2) vs. 28. Kimura (0-0)

Germ no-showed so Kimura won.

29. Apex (0-0) vs. 30. Chris Stylez (0-0)

This battle was pretty bad. Apex came first and he had a few lines which were okay, but Chris came after that and really came pretty weak. Apex won this.

31. Perpetual Emnity (0-0) vs. 32. G.A da Arquetech (0-0)

G.A. da Arquetech no-showed so Perpetual Emnity won.

Verse of the Week

Pretty easy decision this week. The best verse of the week came in the Gimmick Title Signups.

Roger Glocks



^
you thinkin ur a cute couple then your high son
cuz if pitchers had those eyebrow curves they'd win the cy young
im not gonna be hasty cuz ya bitch face is pasty
with a chin soooo flat, it makes my 5 yr old coke in the fridge look tasty
your destined to go to a dentist and get a life lesson
cuz if gaps build character...
your teeth created Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and Tekken
its a funny world, lets countdown until his lips uncurl
I see Batman is captured n the Joker has time to Celebrate with his girl
his chick has a ostrich neck so when shes gives head, u gotta wait
cuz when his balls drop in her throat, it'll take longer then 2007 to 2008
there strollin on the water n forming a bond see
but there hasn't been an uglier thing to hit the boardwalk
..... since Boy George played monopoly
juss play ya part!! DTH has tenedacies that make him a bitch by hart
he has hair SO stuck together
..... that made Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear break apart
I'm hopin you wont get lovey dovey, shit is gross kid
cuz when you lock lips there isn't thiefs in the world who could open it
those training bras haven't worked. I have nothin more to suggest
cuz ya girls chest had more trainers on it then top horses get
DTH won the crown and was the toast of the formal, he hit it big
I hope you didn't fuck ya girl?
i'd rather juss go home Solo, King like Nick Fletcher did
those are biggggg assss choppersss...im not trying to be lame
but those teeth get brushed more often then Home Plate in a game
MY WORDING SUCKS ALOT!! but ya chick nostrils intake air like a Tractor
^^so her nose makes my wording look like John Hensley's n Fractures
ima rap clown, but hopefully there bodies wont be found
cuz Im prayin they run to the Tide like Nick Saban.......and drown

Battle of the Week

Very easy choice this week, honestly no other battle was even close.

John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz


^^ Come on, don't say that, dawg are u shittin' me?
You gave RB a show...
... that would have got the WORST ratings in history
No way in hell ur the best, ur not strong or a threat
Ur the 18 Wheeler of RV...
... u just truck along on ur rep
Fuckin' cunt, I'm sure ur boys will hit this up later
U have such a Big Unit of dickriders, they could pitch in the majors
Always switchin' leagues, I ain't fuckin' lyin' n' yo
Join the humane society, just MAYBE they could find u a home
I'm hardly barin' this hoe, n' I swear that u blow
Ur verses are like airline mags...
.. peeps read u when they're bored n' have no where to go
Soft faggot, ^^^ this is a follow up, u've never rapped hard
Ur lines are so complementary, they rep the subject of the last bar

Half ur lines are homo shit, no one's respectin' this lame
U write so many gay lines, I'm POSITIVE ur verse is infected with AIDS
U wished Timberlands for Christmas, but this faggot'll see
I ^^^^^^^^^^^^...
... on ur verse, to cover ur wackness from the league
Lets talk WBL. Advertisin' that shit league here? Fuck you
I'll make ur roster so Razor thin, Gillette blades could cut u
That rec's fake with joke wins, ur fat n' a queer
U've Garner'd so many no-shows, u embarass Jennifer's acting career

Vs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Hensley vs. Phryme in Concept Flipping battle on RV Ok Phryme. isolate.. hmm..i know how i'll do the wordin, see. It's funny.. Kemp chose a word that describes ya social life PERFECTLY.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaTrusHurtz last week in Concept Flipping Battle on RV Dominates? When Kempo was moddin, I faced this cunt n' yo I now owe him... ... he gave a PERFECT word to describe our match from a month ago

LMAO
In a concept flipping battle? honestly, the irony in this is worth it D.
Cuz when it comes to flippin concepts, you've got mine down.. PERFECTLY.
Jackin my style..i should reverse the shit and create some suspense.
N' take urs for takin mine.. but stealin my own shit just doesn't make any sense.
The league SUCKS witout kemp, but you're still likely to brag.
Even tho the wackness has doubled..
... kinda like your top punches since you started writing the mag.
I'm landin knockout hits, n' the force from my fist is great.
Fuck the number row.. you'll be seein stars WITHOUT holdin shift and hittin 8.
Remember the sidewalk game? kinda annoying in fact.
I dunno if she's superstitious..
.. but from the looks of you.. ya mom shoulda avoided the crack.
Your playground rhymes are slippin, soon they'll finally be gone.
Seriously bitch, 1st graders are even jealous of the huge fuckin slide u've been on.
People yelling your name? the truth hurts, so this'll damage ya more.
The last time someone yelled Da, Da.. was you right after yours ran out the door.
I keep the halloween theme with my guns and my rappin' patern.
So trust me mother fucker. this pumpkin light you up like a jackolantern.

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Hensley i think DTH is dope, and wanted him in my crew on here

^Don't be confused, trust me i really DO think this head's wack.
But speakin of dope.. what in the FUCK was I on when i said that????????????

Winner: John Hensley

No-Show Shine

Final

Ur lame in this sonny, plus ur played n` its funny, fag u cant win
Cuz phil been gay SO long,
. . .hensley`s punches are seeming directed at him
Your short dope spree faded, so i`ll easily leave this dood dead
cuz last time it was final, phil
. . .my name was bolded in the predictions thread
But fuck statistics, this bitch im rippin, u losin` at a steady rate
So i`ll see you jumpin` ship . . .and votin` agaisnt me outta hate
Faggot wait, dont stunt on me, i swear im ready to drill a bitch
Cuz my only concern. . . is who i have to kill in contendership
It`ll be easy, you cant beat me, i key and still make you pout
But kids a soilder. . .Only Because the girlscouts kicked him out

GREVISS
Wyte got no sense his face I smash it, like I fetus bitch his death
cos im like coked up natal classes, i got wyte filled up with regrets

its like why should I bring my best , no test to beat the fucking worst
cos wyte I don’t really give a shit unless you need a hand wit ya verse

this kid is plagued with indecision, hopped in the league ya outta luck
im sick of playin with this chump, the way that wyte men got no rhythm

because youll never catch respect, the way I got wYte turning black
and no its not cos youre a wYgger , its cos im leavin ya Y’s cracked
*uses Y’s for I’s, think*

not a sequel to last week cos Rip six pulled a NS… lil bitch did the dirty
wyte if you show the site will watch n marv’l …yell woot queens early

F5TH-DAWG

you can't compete in this leauge, everything you write is lame
why capitalize on wackness? you do that everytime you type your name
your wack, a lot of ppl are starting to doubt you dood
vote score says your unreliable- since it can never count on you
battles get slept on cuz ppl refuse to hear ya shit
if you've ever had a decent drop, it's from a used dealership
cuz i've already heard all those rhymes you say
0-1 ain't just ya record... it's also the year of ya lines got played
i'm fucking this kid up, now watch him rely on crutches
this battles MIS-n-DAWG which is just describing ya punches

Wackest Battle of the Week

This is not an honor guys!

Apex vs. Chris Stylez

You suck dude, honestly…

See I know you send jabs and hooks, but you miss piles,
Sure I'll bob and weave, since that’s the only thing that Chris Stylez,

http://community.rapverse.com/stats.php?userstats=39230

You’re a computer freak, & you’re the only one fat here,
How do you have a 9-8 record…
And you’ve been into text battling since that year,
Fat queer, not league material, but don’t get pissed cuz,
I hurt you but don’t leave now…
When I left ya leg tournament to break that shit off,
From Georgia? Bitch if your hood then the map failed,
After peeps read mah verse, they realize your already AT L,
So don’t bother droppin, cuz all your verses be suckin to me,
We don’t argue that your not the best out, since you suck IN the league,
Your queer man, and your not smart, & your face? I bend all,
Don’t think you have a great mind just because you like your mental,
S’fucked how gay you are man, you be all up in mens’ grills dude,
In this world, it’s all about the benjamins…
Yet you went a step further & dated Bills too,
See truly I hate you, that’s why against me you’ll hit the floor fast,
See you got off on the wrong foot, my other one’s still up your ass,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semper_fidelis

Awwww, that’s cute kid, Always Faithful couldn’t be more nice,
See your faithful to your friends…
Which explains why your right hand serves the most purpose in your life,

18. Match me.

vs.



http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...geID=1179320057


http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...geID=1211418352

Winner: Apex

Top Punches

Not as many dope punches this week due to the no-shows, but still some good shit this week.

It hurts son, to notice that you're fucking terrible, but you aint the first one
You're an afterthought. & afterthought, I realized you weren't even worth one

18. Feeble Minded vs. Blacksilence

Kid's a vampire spawn of homeless bums, I ain't lying whore
'Coz I'll hit you with a stake that all your family'll be fighting for

17. Nick Fletcher vs. Prosecuter

U wished Timberlands for Christmas, but this faggot'll see
I ^^^^^^^^^^^^...
... on ur verse, to cover ur wackness from the league

16. DaTrusHurtz vs. John Hensley

I'll admit Pros was dope once, but his power long ago started to fade
Last time he brought the thunder, cats.. was round the same time that show was made

15. Nick Fletcher vs. Prosecuter

Yo,you better get the best detective ,I'm killin this cat he easy like an elective
my gun give him so many pops,he'll look at his mom wit a different perspective

14. Sonny Dimebags vs. Appocolyptik

Your playground rhymes are slippin, soon they'll finally be gone.
Seriously bitch, 1st graders are even jealous of the huge fuckin slide u've been on.

13. John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz

this ain't an insult to the league, and you wont get under feebles skin
you somehow managed 3 losses, in a league there's only 3 good people in

12. Feeble Minded vs. Blacksilence

You're a fucking bum kid and all of your business ventures will sink son
So I'll start singing Beg, Steal or Borrow...
... & Remind us all of the only ways you get income

11. Appocolyptik vs. Sonny Dimebags

People yelling your name? the truth hurts, so this'll damage ya more.
The last time someone yelled Da, Da.. was you right after yours ran out the door.

10. John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz

He should quit textin and do sports so he won’t look all steamed
Cause he represent the WAC better than the Boise state football team

9. TEF vs. Stanza

I expected jokes from the get go, son kills this fucking board *dead*
Coz last time he did stand up.....
......He got the crowed to do it with em---->right before they all left

8. Wordz Ahgod vs. Comedian

An I hate to feed on ur verse,cuz that trash'll leave the spot clog'd
An how could u relish a win...then get K.O'd by a man named hot dog?

7. Prosecuter vs. Nick Fletcher

That rec's fake with joke wins, ur fat n' a queer
U've Garner'd so many no-shows, u embarass Jennifer's acting career

6. DaTrusHurtz vs. John Hensley

Ur lame in this sonny, plus ur played n` its funny, fag u cant win
Cuz phil been gay SO long,
. . .hensley`s punches are seeming directed at him

5. Final vs. Phil Benjamin

Remember the sidewalk game? kinda annoying in fact.
I dunno if she's superstitious..
.. but from the looks of you.. ya mom shoulda avoided the crack.

4. John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz

Fuckin' cunt, I'm sure ur boys will hit this up later
U have such a Big Unit of dickriders, they could pitch in the majors

3. DaTrusHurtz vs. John Hensley

My poker skills are raw, but there pointless against this smelly posers verse
I suggested Texas Hold 'Em..
.. 'n' they suggested he do sumthin 'bout his odour first

2. Nick Fletcher vs. Prosecuter

In a concept flipping battle? honestly, the irony in this is worth it D.
Cuz when it comes to flippin concepts, you've got mine down.. PERFECTLY.

1. John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz

Worst Punches of the Week

For writing these punches, you guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

Ya wack as fuck, your lack of nice punches make the voters foam...
ya custom text says new to RV, but it didn't consider motor homes

8. Feeble Minded vs. Blacksilence

I murder him n the spouse in a museum...thats how I display affection
Coz This geek needs a better job with waiges to help pay attencion

7. Wordz Ahgod vs. Comedian

And that yellow is blinding to me,So stop tryna piss in my zone
Is kinda sad that ya urine n ya teeth coincide witcha skin tone

6. Chris Stylez vs. Apex

So we speak on the truth, n’ you being wack n’ twisted is real talk
But feebs has finally found his loves.. within the men he stalks

5. Blacksilence vs. Feeble Minded

I seen the ball drop for the new year but Stanza? He’s~fagging
He waited for balls to drop too…This homo gets excited for T-Baggin…

4. TEF vs. Stanza

Cares less if ya back to text, just get off da apex of my bone
Either you were banned or just have a bad alias...if not
This the underfunded version of the Attack of the clones

3. Chris Stylez vs. Apex

Yeah I was 2nd in Worst Punches, I couldn't believe what I spit
but don't laugh too hard... you weren't that far behind me on the list!

2. Faime S. Quotez vs. Vitticus

because youll never catch respect, the way I got wYte turning black
and no its not cos youre a wYgger , its cos im leavin ya Y’s cracked
(*uses Y’s for I’s, think*)

1. GREVISS vs. Wyte