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Old 04-08-07, 11:04 PM   #1
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is your gf fat?

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If your girlfriend is getting a little to big for you and you want her to lose weight tell her to run 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles at night for 7 days,then at the end of the week that fat bitch will be 42 miles away from you.
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Old 04-08-07, 11:16 PM   #2
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ha, yeah my last girlfriend was big and crazy. bitch was way to fucking clingy, i wanted to chop my fucking head off. broke up with that bitch on her birthday. she was devistated....oh well
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Old 04-09-07, 12:03 AM   #3
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lmfao!!!!, i sure hope i never date a fat bitch hahaha.
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Old 04-09-07, 12:06 AM   #4
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totally turns you off when you get naked. kinda sad. but they need love too ya know.
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Old 04-09-07, 12:11 AM   #5
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I got a fat girlfriend......



......don't tell my wife
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Old 04-09-07, 12:21 AM   #6
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hahahahahaha... hows that goin
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Old 04-09-07, 12:22 AM   #7
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fat? fuck that.....i only weigh 200lbs....bitch weighs more then 110 it aint happening...
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Old 04-09-07, 06:09 PM   #8
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fat? fuck that.....i only weigh 200lbs....bitch weighs more then 110 it aint happening...

I'm like 210, and 110 is like the MINIMUM. I hates me a skinny chick. My current "gf" is like 125, and shes thin. You gotta keep height in mind man. chicks i know who are 110 are gross. This model chick I fuck with when I'm out in Vancouver is 140 and her body is the SHIT. Check this out:





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Old 04-09-07, 12:24 AM   #9
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damn man, thats rare findin a girl like that. props to you for that, id be lucky to find a girl like 120, there are some around where i live like 105 and shit under 110, but damn
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Old 04-09-07, 03:29 AM   #10
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r you kidding me? where do you live? Mcdonalds?
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Old 04-09-07, 06:33 PM   #11
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r you kidding me? where do you live? Mcdonalds?


lmaooooo damn..
miami man u have all sizes and all sizes actually look good.. saw some girls that was like 140 lbs and they wasnt even fat just thick in all the right places man.. tits do add some weight wit a nice ass.. but uhh u can always prevent to go wit a fat chick aint like u HAVE to go wit her.. thats just antin some puss puss dawg.. lol thats koo n all but dont make a relationship out of it and call her ya ex lol
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Old 04-09-07, 03:57 AM   #12
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what are you supposed to tell fat boys? (considering the fact that I am a female, and I've yet to attempt a relationship with a fat female.)
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Old 04-09-07, 03:27 PM   #13
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what are you supposed to tell fat boys?

Make him a sandwich and remind him how great he is.
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Old 04-09-07, 04:10 AM   #14
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tell that fat mother fucker to work out n stop being a fat p.o.s.
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Old 04-09-07, 04:17 AM   #15
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tell that fat mother fucker to work out n stop being a fat p.o.s.



But then he'll beat me

I just can't win
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