Once upon a winter dreary, lying in my bed so weary
I was tired and aspired to be mired deep in slumber.
While I nodded, nearly sleeping, suddenly I felt a creeping
And I woke up almost screaming, to see what was underneath me.
Merely just to find me breathing, sighs of relief in air
It was only my teddy bear.



So I rose from my bed and carried teddy to a chair
And treaded back to my bed and said a prayer for better sleep.
While I found me getting drowsy, and my eyelids grew so heavy
Rapidly did something rouse me, as I felt that creep repeat
And I turned around to stare, surprised to see glaring at me
Was my little teddy bear.



Now I know that this is silly, but the air grew very chilly
And I grew confused and moved to place my teddy somewhere else.
I threw the bear onto the floor, and went to snooze amid my sheets
‘Til my heart skipped a beat, when I felt it’s hairy pelt
And looked over my left shoulder to see something sitting there.
It was my teddy bear.




How and why my bear returned had become a great concern
So I thought about the cause of what had brought my bear to bed
And I reckoned that my teddy wanted nothing but my love.
So I gave my bear a hug and let it sleep next to my head
But as I dozed I heard a moan and felt a breath upon my hair
But there was only my teddy bear.



Angry and a little scared, I heaved my teddy down the stairs
And treaded back to my bed and said a prayer to get some sleep
For I was drained and wishing I had chained my teddy to a post.
And so I closed my eyes and mouth and tried to count as many sheep
As I could, but at a thousand heard a sound like death declare:
“‘Tis only I, your teddy bear.”



I leapt from my spreads and fled, away from my haunted bed
Ever dreading what my eyes would have me see upon the silk.
So cautious did I try to creep, you wouldn’t hear a cry or peep
And so with such stealth did I sneak up to the shadow on my quilt
While stuffing it inside the plumbing, I was becoming quite aware
That this was no ordinary Teddy Bear.



Such was my thinking up until I felt my velvet lashes sinking
Obviously ready set for an extensive stretched siesta
Darkness folded over me and I was spinning in my dreams
When suddenly did I awake, opened my eyes and there crept the
Teddy bear, that wicked devil with tooth bared and claws a flare;
Oh! How to get rid of this Teddy Bear?



As the bear began attacking, I just couldn’t help but asking
Why my teddy hated me, while I fended off assaults
Of flying claws and paws of fury, and glass eyes so full of flame.
I tore that little bear to pieces and realized to my exalt
That I could go to sleep at last, but first I say to you beware:
Of Teddy Bears with vicious flairs and not a
Care but your despair.

^^Was that Teddy Bear named Jimmy by any chance? Just messin with you.

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i liked this part....nice one meth...but it occurs to me that this teddy bear is like obssessed with you....hmmm...got me thinking...

but yeh...nice piece..i enjoyed readin it from beginnin to end...

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Heh.

You must've been inspired by Edgar Allan Poe when writing this, right?!

Anyway, it was fooking amusing. A kind of weird satire...whihc i like. Fucking well written too.

Actually, gonna reccomend for this to be put up on that hall of fame section thingy.

...resp....

Yeh lol... Was Sposed ta Be Like Edgar Allan Poe....

lmao this is fuckin shite chekc the real shit at http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...8197#post388197

The rhythm was a little off from The Raven.......

Other than that....nice story.......

i thought it was WHACK! lmaf