spit it!

yo dice check my shit out man
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=43502

U said 15-20 but I could go all night
This boi has got nuthin goin down without a fight
He thinks he's all that but he's really a poser
My rhymes cut right thru Him I'm and MC disposer
When I'm thru your record will be 0-1
Already beatin your ass and I've just begun
Takin Rapbattles.com over in one fell swoop
Little slices of Dice Roller floating in my soup
Your rhymes don't flow you spit em slow
Mine got shit on Edgar Allen Poe
I'm eatin this boi up like breakfast cereal
He's not on mah level, not mah material
Like Rice Krispies, Cept Imma snap crackle and pop his ass
I've got full honors he's at tha bottom of his class
Eatin lead like a lyrical drive-by
His plans to beat me have gon sadly awry
I'm in mah rappin zone, MC;s are movin in slow motion
Beatin you has become mah life's devotion
We gonna party like It's ha funeral
U a rappin private I'm a mutha fuckin corporal
I make MC's heads do like Pop Rocks
Take mah shot fun blow ya outta ya socks
Rappers fall like grass under mah lyrical Lawn mower
U tryin to rise up but I'm pushin u lower
Soon enough I'll become a big name
Makin all mah enemies go down hard in flames
Even now everyone knows who's won da battle
Look at u lyin on tha ground I can hear ya death rattle
Takin aim for my finishin blow
tell tha devil munky sent ya when u get down below
Boom one shot say bye bye dice roller
I've proved to tha world I'm your lyrical controller

hit nice yo dice my only advice is come harder then your other battle or you aint gonna win this shit!!

yo munky you forget to hit the poll up if you dont your vote wont count yo hit it up man


good lookin out

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=43502

It won't let me vote so methinks i did hit tha poll up

al right good lookin out man

man that aint shit just a bunch of jiberish/
im the dice rolla can even turn ur fat ass over/
you still ridin a lawn mower, what are you a fat fuckin truck tower/
man get rid you rhymes with a leaf blower/
that shit wasn't good, unless you grew up in the fagget hood/
man lemme have your girl treat her like a sex machine should/
you only wish you could/ you go on sayin you can beat me/
will just have to see/ guess what, i see you, way up in that tree hidin from me/ ur pants is wet did ya take a pee/ the other day i seen you jump in the sea/ you was tryin to play red rover but ya kncked us all the fuck over/ i read your rap/
it sucked, my mom can do better/ it was lame
your whole life must be a game,/ you belong on the wall of shame/ and im goin to the wall of fame/
you are a monkey better get tame, b4 they put you down/
right into the ground/ i could make fun you all day man/
but i got your girl given me head while im cookin food in a fryin pan/ dont it suck when she cheats on you/
you gonna cry boo hoo/ i dont feel shit for you/ your just another wanna be fuckin rapper too/ man what you gonna do/ i say you shoot urself, do every1 a favor/ even my neighbor/ or maybe put ur ass in slave labor/ i wasted my time on you/ be happy/ you came close/ but now i can bost/ and you can go host/ my fans in thewestern bad lands, cuz i never wanna see you or hear from you again/ alright then

vote munkeydude

dice just wasnt up to par

yo dice man i thoght you were comin harder then that u had some punchlines but alot of them were weake keep elavatin try to get creative shit dont take the gangsta aprounch too seriously in this type battles