(some nutty shit i wrote after dinner yah? yah!!)
verse uno

my raps could persuade a gay man to turn straight
convince an ocean its a lake
convince a victim of rape
that it was just a mistake
ill take any language
and turn it to my advantage
speak in grunts to a savage
speak in a straight jackat to a manic
recite verses of the Koran to a fanatic
and to a genius, ill speak in terms of linnear mathematics
my rappen passes through any barrier, never restricted
right now im spittin in digits to your PC
invading your hard drive with my techniques
now all your seein is Narcicyst on your screen
conversin in binary like code
wonderin why the monitor froze?
cause i made the copper cables in your C drive corrode
my flow is bi-nary or bi-lingual
i could make a jew and a nazi mingle
make a siamese twin believe its single
communicate with youre nerve centers till your spine tingles
yo, yo, i couldnt believe
how i found god with my techniques
i could breath life into a man
whos been dead for three weeks
its 50% how i speak
40% how i think
10% for whatever else is inbetween
that leaves another ten
cause my brain works at over 100 percent
how else do you explain that you could comprehend
half of the shit you just read?
i said its cause the average homo sapien
uses 1\10 of its cranium
im not sayin im an alien
im sayin im above average
no scale could ever quantify my talents
cause its quantity and quality in a strict balance
with a spit that grips like talons
rips and spills emcees blood by the gallons
so if your half smart
youll take what i said to heart
before i convince it to stop
and kill you on the spot
im not youre average Bob
i could make a star give off dark instead of light
make youre docile dog bite
make your cock lovin wife
grab a knife and slice off your dick in the middle of the night
cause i convinced the stuped bitch she was a dyke
ill start a fight
between youre right and left leg
tell'm to sprint in opposite ways
just to see who wins the race.

hahah, not finished wit it yet but thats it so far.