OK guys, I know Im retarded for posting here, but this is where the best are and figured it would be an easy task. I ahve 2 friends who battle every week and who hoenstly kick ass. Im looking to write one myself bc I suck so bad, never done it. Im doing ti strictly for the humor factor. I just want one I can memorize and apout out..completely random and retarded topics are fine. If anyone is willing to help please post here