December 9, 2003 -- COUPLE du jour Pink and Tommy Lee livened up Lotus last week when they were caught engaging in some kinky coupling in the men's room. Promoter Ronnie Madras, who hosts Lotus' Friday night party, tells us he walked in on Lee simulating sex with Pink in front of a urinal. That touching romantic moment was preceded by Lee, Pink and a sexy young gal with a blond mohawk taking turns making out with each other at their banquette, when Lee wasn't using two forks to play drums on their metal Champagne bucket.

We all know from the video that Tommy can "hang" with the biggest names in entertainment...

And, a few years ago, he dropped a cd into the rock/rap bucket with Methods of Mayhem...

Pretty good, I guess.

Mostly rock, but Snoop appeared on it (does Snoop appear on anyone's cd who asks or is willing to pay, I mean, he's even on an I.C.P. track)

Anyway...

What do ya'll think of the aging drummer?
(he's 7 years older than me, so fuck off before ya even crack an age joke at me!)

He's managed to be married to the hottest women in Hollywood (Heather Locklear and Pam Anderson)...

And is now banging Pink, it seems.

In threesomes.

Lucky bastard.

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