Intro

Well, last week was kind of crazy and didn’t turn out very well. Many of the top heads had commitments come up which created no-shows for what would have been the better battles from last week. The league is still looking good though, and I am hardly discouraged. Here’s everything that went down last week.

The LBL Cypher

Cypher was fairly active as always, but unfortunately the better heads mostly didn’t post in it. I struggled to find much quotable so my standards were low. This was the best of what I saw.

Faime S. Quotez
Stfu fat ass, battling you? Shit, everyone's rhymes'll get swallowed
you right, Com can't beat you... to the front of the line at McDonalds

Final
yea, im gettin` BIG at rappin, stay truckin` cats
so faime is near - the end of my fuckin bat

Wordz Ahgod
so Die SLOW...no actually, please die quickly like big bloody ball of jews
Coz DTH just stated the rules...n still dropped something better then all of u
Is this kid seriouse??? oh my god...my nigga crime please
coz in order for u to be #1...
....ud actually have to be in the league

Comedian
i'll keep it simple while i'm wrecking his ass
i read your last line... okay, we fucking get that you're fat
your shit keeps going & going, it's not working hoe
you dress in drag... to match the way your verses go
kid's all bark... that's the truth. sry it hurts bitch
and if your ass had any sort'a bite... it was in my verses
this nerd should face it... seriously, his verse is gaynessss
your Native Pryde is the reason that the Americas were invaded

Native Pryde
I called Geico and told them dudes to punch in some good Quotez
asked if there were any Faime S. ones in that bunch...they said 'Nope'

And Comedian wins again! Let me know if you want a win added or loss removed. New rule change for next week cuz I feel like winning the cypher is too easy. I’m gonna start dropping in the cypher. To get a win or loss removed, you must post more quotables than me.

The New Championship Belt

This was pretty disappointing, only a few drops. I had everyone diss Tony Romo. Maybe I just made a bad choice of someone to diss, I’m not sure. Props to those who did participate

Wireless
Nick Fletcher
Final
R. Lingo

Top Punches from Gimmick Belt Signups

These were the best disses on Cowboys QB, Tony Romo

Be real, you suck on and off the field.. we all think your rep blows
But you make a couple of good points - at the fucking end of your elbows

7. Nick Fletcher

n the fuck at ya passes, shits ugly as hell, no wonder you always get beat
Cuz that shit looks like more of a duck - then the no showers from this week

6. Final

ur always gonna suck, the verdicts stuck
ur already wearin a towel b4 ur even washed up

5. Wireless

Man fuck your games dude.. your gonna get countries invaded fast
Because if that weak frame is reppin the cowboys, the indians'll kick our ass

4. Nick Fletcher


QB1?? Man, I see why you get no hoes
Cuz that ain't you throwin a ball..
.. its a ball in ure hand and you doing a retard pose

3. Nick Fletcher

Don't think your dope player.. truth be told your reps shit
And the cameraman had to blur the crowd..
.. to hide the fact they're all heading for the exit

2. Nick Fletcher

i'll kill all you faggots, the cowboys are toys
you drop more fucking snaps than dem franchize boys

1. Wireless

Gimmick Belt Winner!

Wireless


homie ur wack, ur skills are see through
homo fag, you let fucking shit eating birds beat you

but farillz..

i'll kill all you faggots, the cowboys are toys
you drop more fucking snaps than dem franchize boys
i'll leave you bloody, all your body severed
you a soft bitch, the only cowboy without a police record
did i mention yall toys, child's play, for ppl 4 feet tall
the way u playin right now, the cleveland indians ACTUALLY could beat yall
cowboys are too reserved, my advice is that yall should play bolder
& ur future's bright as a QB...but we never said nothin bout a placeholder
ur always gonna suck, the verdicts stuck
ur already wearin a towel b4 ur even washed up
i watched ur game and the ravens game, worst games i ever saw
romos not even the best number 9 to choke in the playoffs
why the sad look on ur face? bitch u had a bad day?
i dont gotta knock u uneven...ur undershirts already got you that way
your whole team sucks, liking the cowboys is a big fad
i know u suck dick, ur kneepads r prolly bigger than ur shoulder pads
get this faggot outta here, everybody knows he's threw
lmao @ ur neck..i know you dont rap...but why you lookin like an EMU

Congratulations! You will challenge for the Gimmick Belt this week.

Last Week’s Battle Reviews

LBL Championship: 1. John Hensley (11-1) vs. 2. Appocolyptik (5-0)

Both battler’s ended up having very busy weeks. This battle didn’t end up happening and both signed out for a few weeks.

LBL Contendership: 3. Final (4-0) vs. 4. Wordz Ahgod (4-1)

This battle wasn’t too bad, not great for a contendership, but both battlers came better than they usually do. Final’s concepts were a bit shaky and Wordz Ahgod’s wording was a bit off. In the end, I actually thought that Final actually won, but Wordz Ahgod won in the voting 5-2.

5. Feeble Minded (3-1) vs. 6. N. Tavarez (19-5)

This battle didn’t go down until Sunday morning and was only 10 lines. Not a bad battle though, a very close one as I expected it to be. Feeble came very consistent, every line but one of his was above average, but really little stood out. N. Tavarez looked a bit rusty, but was able to get the win.

7. Trunks (2-0) vs. 8. Te Ora (10-4)

Trunks no-showed and Te Ora got the win.

9. DaTrusHurtz (21-3) vs. 10. Sonny Dimebags (18-9)

This battle was okay. Trus came pretty average, likely wrote just what he thought was enough to win. Dimebags had a few tight quotables, but was inconsistent as usual. Sonny took an early 3-0 lead, but then all the votes after went to Trus and he won.

11. Wireless (2-0) vs. 12. Vitticus (2-0)

Wireless dropped on time and Vitticus dropped late. Vitticus was winning 3-2 in the votes, and Wireless decided to take the no-show win. It was a bitch move, but honestly I think Wireless won this battle pretty easily so I can understand why he did it.

13. GREVISS (2-0) vs. 14. Keyed (2-1)

Keyed no-showed so GREVISS got his 3rd no-show victory

15. TEF (6-6) vs. 16. Prosecuter (2-1)

This battle wasn’t too bad, TEF showed some real improvement on his wording I felt as he didn’t come as stretched as usual. Prosecuter had some wording issues that ruined some of his concepts. TEF ended up getting the win.

17. Comedian (10-3) vs. 18. Cocaine (3-1)

This battle was REAL close. Damn, voting was tied 5-5 when I came in to close battles so I had to cast the tiebreaking vote. Even I had it tied in quotables and I’m not sure if I picked the right winner. I went with Comedian for his consistency though and lack of statementish punches so he got the win.

19. F5TH-DAWG (1-0) vs. 20. Kimura (1-0)

Kimura no-showed so F5TH-DAWG got the win.

21. ATLAS.. (1-0) vs. 22. Lampejo (11-9)

ATLAS.. no showed so Lampejo got the win.

23. RapGod (1-0) vs. 24. Infamouz (1-2)

RapGod no-showed so Infamouz got the win.

25. Stanza (10-13) vs. 26. Faime S. Quotez (0-2)

Faime S. Quotez didn’t come as corny as usual, but still needs to up his creativity level. However, it was enough in this case as Stanza came pretty ehh as usual. Faime S. ended up winning this one.

27. Chris Stylez (0-1) vs. 28. Binary I (0-0)

Chris Stylez no-showed so Binary I won.

29. Tony Brown (0-0) vs. 30. DuPont Pluourde (0-0)

DuPont had one of the fresher nameplays I’ve seen on Tony, but other than that had too much filler. Tony had little that stood out, but came pretty consistent throughout the battle and was able to get the win.

31. Lethargic (0-0) vs. 32. Possible (0-0)

Lethargic had some cool nameplays, but strange wording on some of his lines. Possible came more simple, too simple and played really for my taste. Lethargic won, but didn’t vote so neither person got the win.

33. RaI$Ed (0-0) vs. 34. Eidolon (0-0)

Eidolon didn’t come that hard, but his style isn’t bad and with more effort I think could nicely here. RaI$Ed came pretty terrible here, it was a really simple verse with nothing to it. Eidolon would have won, but he didn’t vote so neither person won.

Gimmick Belt Title: Roger Glocks vs. Cocaine

They agreed to a presidents battle where Cocaine was Clinton and Glocks was Bush. It turned out to be a pretty nice battle. Cocaine had some really played lines, but hit Bush really hard on some of them. Glocks also came nice, but just didn’t have the KO quotables that Cocaine had so Cocaine became the first Gimmick Belt Title Holder!

Verse of the Week

Pretty easy decision again for this week as the Gimmick Belt brought out a decent battle.

Cocaine

in texas u had no range son, i dont wanna create false dreams
but how can u run a country, when u couldnt run a successful baseball team
you have no supporters dude, and really whats best is..
no one likes bush, unless they have a hairy vagina fetish..
your foreign policies really none of that shits too fair..
because while iraq up bitches, u just kill innocent people there
the terrorists are winning, really i'd say you lost G
cuz osama bin hiding so long..
..........you're yelling out ollie ollie oxen free..
dont test me fool, cause im the best its true..
i'd say you could kerry the load, but he woulda done it better then you
the economies falling, and really this dick dont care
cause while monica gave superdome, u just put katrina victims there
i'll leave yah face bloody, physically beat yah, and you can bet son..
in this battle we'll see gore, like who u robbed in the 2000 election..
this nation'll guard and protect other countries from dropping the bomb
but ^^^^^^^ dawg isnt that where u went to hide from vietnam????
suddam's gone now, after you chased him forever..
and its hilarious cause almost all of america agree's...
.....................you two should really hangout together..

Battle of the Week

Also a pretty easy decision on this one.

Roger Glocks vs. Cocaine

in texas u had no range son, i dont wanna create false dreams
but how can u run a country, when u couldnt run a successful baseball team
you have no supporters dude, and really whats best is..
no one likes bush, unless they have a hairy vagina fetish..
your foreign policies really none of that shits too fair..
because while iraq up bitches, u just kill innocent people there
the terrorists are winning, really i'd say you lost G
cuz osama bin hiding so long..
..........you're yelling out ollie ollie oxen free..
dont test me fool, cause im the best its true..
i'd say you could kerry the load, but he woulda done it better then you
the economies falling, and really this dick dont care
cause while monica gave superdome, u just put katrina victims there
i'll leave yah face bloody, physically beat yah, and you can bet son..
in this battle we'll see gore, like who u robbed in the 2000 election..
this nation'll guard and protect other countries from dropping the bomb
but ^^^^^^^ dawg isnt that where u went to hide from vietnam????
suddam's gone now, after you chased him forever..
and its hilarious cause almost all of america agree's...
.....................you two should really hangout together..

Vs.

Clinton was sometimes described as the "MTV president".[25] Until his inauguration as president, he had earned substantially less money than his wife, and had the smallest net worth of any president in modern history



^^bwahahahhaah


Sure you fuck around with mad bitches but there ugly and bleak
ur wifey looks like a million bucks....getting run over crossin the street
who wears the pants in the house! when ur girl has a better career
isn't it sad that Hilary Banks more like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
his wife raked in the dough n his fat ass was atleast eager
^^ to take ALL that cheddar and make himself a piece of pizza
Clinton let the terrorist group grow and Saddam Hussein run free
.....he juss slept on the Office more then ppl who dont have NBC
ona scale 1-10, ur girls aren't even that awesome
watch Clinton hang with more Six's then that chick from Blossom
I'ma walking Tragedy! theres material on me to build a case
but I shouldn't attack Iraq for Oil, I shoulda went to war on your face
open your eyes up! but he cant with a deformed features and such
hes such white trash ....
that I use criminals at the side of the freeway to pick him up
your past ya prime, now go run along while grow men run ya life
isn't it sad that the next time you see 'vote-clinton' its gonna be for his wife
War with Iraq, the Katrina debacle and my speeches suck
but I really regret doing Cocaine like every girl my opponent has fucked


summen real quick its hard when every1 loves clinton and hates bush lol but good shit meng

Winner: Cocaine