Just bringin it here cuz one of the emcees thought the voting wasn't fair or some shit... If ya'll could settle this shit.. It'd be nice. One of the emcees already KO'd the other, but the loser thought it wasn't fair so we bringin it to another site.


Emcee One...
I'm sick with the punches, why u think they call me ILL/*
I'm smooth like Fresh Prince, u got a big head like uncle Phil/*
Battlin me ain't smart, u ain't got a fair-chance/
I'll put holes in ya yellow ass like SpongeBob Squarepants/
I'm a Stunna, why u think my heart is Stone-Cold/**
Have u lickin my tec and get ya tongue-stuck like a phone-pole/**
The way I eat this cat, they callin me a Cannibal/
My homies call me dog, now its like I'm an animal/
Lookin for a clip that I could put my grip into/***
Catch u while u fuckin, so we all see the bitch-in-you/***
If I see somethin fly, u know I'm gonna buy-it/
U probably broke, like a leaky fire hydrant/
Deadheat why u also known as Magic-kid?/****
This sick fuck alwayz lookin at someone's magic-stick/
8 barz deep you gettin ate-up like a sandwich/
Dead like a dick between his buns like a man-wich/
My rhymes is lethal to u, like human cancer/
I'll have ya head spinnin like a fuckin break-dancer/
I thought I told you before, You Can't Murder Me/
I'll have u in a cemetery turning green like a turtle-be/

*My name is ILL, and Fresh Prince and Uncle Phil line is explanatory

**The wrestler Stone Cold does the Stunna, so it works. And if u lick a phone-pole in the winter, ya tongue will get stuck to it.

***If u fuckin a bitch, then she in u. Pretty explanatory

****DeadHeats Alias is Magic

Emcee Two...
Yo aight Stacy right now really i aint got "Time-for-This"
cuz you weak and battle "flat" like a "Chinese-Bitch"
Im upsetting this baby now Stacy got that ''Mad-Look-Yall ''
Cause his verses just ain't hittin... Just like ''Flag-Foot-Ball''
So now I'm like Stacy, mark my ''Multies-So-You-See-Em''*
He signed and droppin' albums, but ''Nobody-Believes-Em''**
When you gettin stuck up the only ''Time-Ya-Pack'' a ''Nine-Or-A-Gat''
I hate you so much I'll even throw a ''Line-In-For-Mac''***
Ya'll ''wack and phoney'', I'm tired of ya ''Cheesey-Krafts''
I'll put the ''heat'' to the ''mic'' cuz you ''Easy-Mac'' (DAAAAAAMN)
Ya crews fuckin wack and thats why i gotta ''Problem-Wit-It''
Now I'ma teach you how to rhyme for free like this a ''Scholarship''
Im attracted to fine girls homie... ''Dimes-With-Ass-Too''
Dude... your attracted to Burger King ''Signs-And-Fast-Food''****
Steppin to me on the stage is just like Facing ''Hot-Steel''
Ya verses and deal must be related, cuz they both ''Not-Real''

*-Marks his multies, I usually don't....
**-Said he gots a record deal, but he's wack audio...
***His boy Mac Hennesey in his crew

****-Kodak told Solo that Stacy is kinda fat

Stacy****-Just a nickname my crew gave him. He's a bitch.



Sorry for botherin ya'll.. just thought this looked like a tight place to bring it...

PZ

Minimum posts to vote: 20

Check in by: 01-25-06 at 01:59 AM

Must drop verse in 4320 minutes after check in.

Uppin this... To JC REAL.. My bad for usin ya name I didn't know how to set up a battle here and then I saw your name so I used it.

pz

JC REAL has ACCEPTED this battle on 01-22-06 09:48 PM.

how many lines?