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Old 08-29-05, 07:24 PM   #1
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.

However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room!

Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. "You told me you penis was the size of an infant!", she said.

"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"


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Old 08-29-05, 07:27 PM   #2
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Yeah, it's hilarious. My buddies thought it was hilarious too, when I told 'em like a month ago. I really loved it, when I originally saw it on ebaum's world. But what I don't love? Biters.
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Old 08-29-05, 07:31 PM   #3
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.

However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room!

Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. "You told me you penis was the size of an infant!", she said.

"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"


tell me what ya'll think

And now it's quoted, so people will see the material you jacked even after you edit the first post.
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Old 08-29-05, 07:38 PM   #4
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Lmao....this is a good personal if this kid ever decides to battle
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Old 08-29-05, 07:41 PM   #5
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And now it's quoted, so people will see the material you jacked even after you edit the first post.

lmao the truck holdin' down the law.
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Old 08-29-05, 07:42 PM   #6
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hahahahaha he should be banned not for biting but for gayness
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Old 08-29-05, 07:42 PM   #7
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but lmfao @ the joke................ ~_~
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Old 08-29-05, 07:43 PM   #8
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yea and im just a joker
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Old 08-29-05, 07:47 PM   #9
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^no dont even bother trying.
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Old 08-29-05, 07:50 PM   #11
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LMAO @ biting a joke. You could of at least tryd to bite somthing that woudl make you look e-cool
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You just ruined the thread.
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that nigga, nigga please.
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its what i do j/p
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*walks out with head down*
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