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Old 10-31-03, 07:29 PM   #1
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My Halloween Story

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So I get off the 1 Train at 96 st to go to work and kids are already in costume. Ahead of me is a girl in an angle outfit and shes fine as hell, im guessing shes about 17 or so. At the corner I accidentally bump into her. I look at her and say i'm sorry, she smiles. At the next corner she bumps into me, smiles and says shes sorry. I then tell her 'I might as well apologize now. Sorry' Halfway up he block I bump into her again. She then laughs and gives me a shove. Im a few steps from my job so I ask her

"What are you for halloween?"

"An angel. What are you?"

I start to walk in, turn and smile

"Horny"
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Old 10-31-03, 07:31 PM   #2
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/\ i was that gurl
and u said nothing of that such
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Old 10-31-03, 07:35 PM   #3
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"An angel. What are you?"

I start to walk in, turn and smile

the i giggle like a little school girl cause a good looking girl actually talked to me. and in my head i think " damn i should have said horney"
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Old 10-31-03, 07:36 PM   #4
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Thats not how I pictured it in my dream
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Old 10-31-03, 08:08 PM   #5
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Old 10-31-03, 08:13 PM   #6
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kewl pretty funny tho^^^^^(lookin at his sig)
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Old 10-31-03, 08:30 PM   #7
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Old 10-31-03, 08:34 PM   #8
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Old 10-31-03, 08:42 PM   #10
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Old 10-31-03, 08:47 PM   #11
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he didnt make those
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Old 10-31-03, 08:54 PM   #13
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ugggh i did make the first one

the second one i didnt homo
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Old 10-31-03, 09:46 PM   #15
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I was watching "The Ring"....you know with the whole video tape thing.. then right after the movie...my phone rang...i got scared...cuz i was alone that time. I stood up all shaky and slowly tiptoed my way through the phone...a sudden cold air brushed through my hair as my heart was non stop pounding.. faster...and faster...and faster..as im beginning to reach the destination of which the ring has been going...i silently moved my hand grabbing the phone on my hand...thinking twice if my finger would wanna hit the talk button and answer the very myterious coincidental call to my house. Suddenly i made a choice. I bravely hit the button and said..
























"Hello?"
(Few seconds Paused)
"Hello?" I said
(slight static across)
Then a few moment..a little voice came through saying...
"Seven days......(whisper-like)..."
"huh?!?" I asked, as my body got goosebumps all over. My hands got cold and started to shake constantly. Then all of a sudden..
They said " Are you watching "The Ring"? (with the same weary voice)...Then followed by..






















".....This is Blockbuster your dvd is way over due and we need it back right now!"


Damn Bastards!
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