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Old 11-26-06, 12:25 PM   #1
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The November Event LBL Cypher

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LBL Cypher Rules:
  • No line limit, drop as little or as much as you want.
  • You can drop however many times you want, keep in mind you'll have a better chance of winning the more you drop.
  • The winner will be announced in the next magazine.
  • If you win the cypher you are able to have a win added or a loss removed.

The Ugly People Cypher

The cypher this week is going to be special due to the event. All you have to do is diss one of the people in the pics below. You can diss one of them, two of them or all of them. But you must diss at least one of them. Here's the pics:






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Old 11-26-06, 08:17 PM   #2
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Why post up those fat ass bitches? It makes me hate living
It makes me hungry also…I ain’t see That many rolls On Thanks Giving
If I was to date one of them 4 fat slinkie’s? I aint the one to kisser
Tef won’t fuck with Black Silence’s Mom, Grandmother, Aunt, and sister
My bad Black I’m warmin up for our battle, I wont diss you guys now
Since that’s the Rules this week
……………………It’s about Unity Like the bottom girl’s Eye brows
Where did Kemp find the middle guy, The Bipolar gimp?
I aint know you can get old e-nuff for a tooth to grow outta your lower Lip
I''ll leave this horrid mental picture alone, act like I aint knew shit
I'm battlin Beached whales, An autistic Jonny carson, & girl that chew bricks(wtf)
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Old 11-26-06, 08:22 PM   #3
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I just wanna close my eyes and pray to god till this bitch gone
shorty look like smiegel wit a tan and a wig on
who does she remind me of? formats mom? yea that's it
an accident, product of rape between lilo and stitch
I still might fuck if this lil mama come up to a brother
If i can get past the way her eyes is runnin from each other
and if im fuckin her at all, its in a very dark place
plus if she give me head, my dick'll look like skeletors face
she had enough years livin, lets tell this dame time's up
cause her teeth look like her lips is throwin gang signs up
she's an imaginary friend, edwardos closest of kin
and she's the number one reason Reflecz is attracted to men
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Old 11-26-06, 10:35 PM   #4
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like them girls fat, bebby lemme get that
so dey hop in my whip n made my rims-flat
bitch on the right,look right,in fact she look preg-nat
lady on da left holds fat like a big mack
get that, nose looks like a terd that stretches
face is heavy like them bit-chez breast-ezz
his face red hot like a plate from breakfest
prolly got that shark toof wit that surfer-neck-lace
bet this,they all ugly,wow,end of diss-cus-shen
the bitch under neaths brows go wit his butt-chin
her eyes are the opp-o-sit of clust-ed
bust-ed,teef like dey covered in must-ed
basically they could all get dead-quik
i aint even trien to see all that wieght on a dead-lift
guy under neef dem,he could use a chin-check
last girl looks like E-T had sex with a red-neck
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Old 11-27-06, 11:36 AM   #5
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quit dropping garbage ^^ dammit you bitch
but of course you'd find it difficult dissing your family pics
i saw the first pic and wrote a punch 'bout how i'll crush you lungs flat
but i hit Backspace when i saw that they rolls already does that
wtf @ the middle dude's mouth, i'm betting he's weak
looks like the bitch underneath snatched his grill & fused it with the rest of her teeth
and i'll win my battle this week... i won't let a wigger doubt
Glocks'll prevail? You got it more crooked than the bottom bitches mouth
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Old 11-27-06, 07:00 PM   #6
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consider it a warm up

ayyyo.

who chose HER picture, the last pic shows a hoe disfigured
a cross between Nick Fletchers mom and ET's older sister
go get a disguise, NOW. other option - get covered in whiteout
this chick got yellow gummybears for teeth & slugs for eyebrows
and the second loser got fear down inside, girls feelin the guy?
his face makes em literally cry, he got jay-z lips & rey mysterio eyes
mind as well cover up, cuz the flow straight butter son
YOU GOT SOMETHIN ON YA CHIN.. no wait, the other one


its sooo fun, like..

i used to love a group and they ran the rap world
the fat boys, but they retired.. just to produce for the fat girls
single and lookin, gof or the gusto and self destruct
them bitches'll ROFL and have 25 niggas come to help em up
no abs can be found, nothin goin for em, they average see
i admit my careers on the ground.. like them hoes on a trampoline
i can leave for a month, return, diss, and plot a massacre
but the bitch in the green is doper than me.. peep our pics, i'm half of her
fat slut. my hiatus was nothin, i've found that -
she's made a comeback.. better yet, she BOUNCED back
haha, i've upped my game, niggas fear that i'm steppin
i'ma see yall 'round.. like that bitches mirror reflection



oh man.
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Old 11-30-06, 11:58 AM   #7
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^ I see kids got jokes.. but see there's no crossbreeding with him yo
So I'll get to those pictures 'n' cut out the middle man that IS rush lingo
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Man, fuck that country dude.. 'coz my punches'll roll 'em
And I socked him in the mouth last year, and his lip is STILL swollen
But now lets get to the pic dissin.. aight, look
Dude's just been chin-checked..
.. and the results are that its still deformed like fuck
I can spit a raw verse.. and then in the distance my style switches
Except this time when I looked over the hill, billy.. all I saw was fat bitches
Man, I stay flossin'.. so even the bottom chick can catch the beef
'Coz she stays flossin' to..
.. so much so that she's dug gaps between her teeth
On the real, bitch is fugly.. but in battle ya can see how my punch POWS
I'll provide the ring 'n' we can meet in the middle - just like her eyebrows
And check it, I know I've said it before but I'm a genius lyrically
So funny them fat chicks are like LMFAO.... LITERALLY
But yo, just lookin at those bitches.. I've got me a prediction
I'd say they'd all wear matching leopard skin..
.. but just one of them would put leopards into extinction


fuck it, why not drop some more

Fuck them round hoes.. I merk fat sluts like its my hobby
And they've got junk in the trunk, legs, arms and all other parts of their body
Nah, these four girls are fine son, but still I can't wait to break this
But its true they looks are off the scale, just short of where their weight is
My style is hurtful, but lookin at dude I see no tears
So I said listen up.. and then realised that HE AIN'T GOT NO EARS!!
WTF!?!?! No wonder my punches are useless.. I guess I'll take a breather
But yo, he'd still never smell victory 'coz it looks like he ain't got nostrils either
Haha!! I'm done with you all.. but if you ever get the urge, come n fight us
I'll take you all on... four fat bitches, a hillbilly n the poster child for gingervitus

fuck man, lets just keep it going

the fat bitch on the left of the pic, her belly looks like it wants to eat me, yeah..
So I guess it didn't satisfy its appetite when it swallowed her underwear
I'd take the one in green out to.. and make one final save
Then instead of beatin her I'd slap her stomach - and ride the tidal wave
Serious yo.. i got somethin' to say 'bout these hoes, here's the score
Why would I fuck around, bitch.. when I've got fucking four
I guess Kemp is to blame, postin them up.. this idea he should can it
Why'd jupiter group of fat bitches against me..
.. that are fucking BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL PLANET!
And he also posts an ugly asian bitch.. Kempo, I've told ya
If rush asks again, just tell him you ain't givin his girl no more exposure
Girl works for the wizard of oz.. fa'real, 'coz with him I had beef
And I followed the yellow brick road, and it ended with her teeth
I could imagine her as a battler.. but she wouldn't step to me now
'Coz I'd kill her with a single line, like the one across her brow
Now y'all know she's ugly.. but I bet she ain't afraid to step into the fray
I mean, DAMN! She got teeth that are enough to scare the Tooth Fairy away

and time for another rest before we finish up

I'm told hillbilly boy is feelin' neglected, well bitch you can suck it
I'm about to send a straight shot to ya nose 'coz right now its fucking crooked
I'll finish this on the dude.. look here I'm a thief
And I'd snatch the hat from ya head, if I weren't scared of what's underneath
It looks like somebody photoshopped ya eyes and put them in place
So I guess its fitting that I say - Adobe what you need slammed in ure face

yea, now i'm done.
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Old 12-02-06, 07:10 AM   #8
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^ you really want an extra win huh.
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Old 12-02-06, 07:40 AM   #9
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^ Not really, lol... I was just keyin shit up and enjoyin myself.. so I just went on until I got bored.
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Old 12-02-06, 08:38 AM   #10
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this goes out to the country lookin' brother

peep this, my punches are hurtful 'n' that's the truth
but that dude ain't really sad..
.. he's just scratching his top lip with his tooth
step to me, I speed box to improve my blows
and right now i'm hittin the ball - that is the end of ure nose
in battle gimp, lets be real ure chances would be less than none
'coz ain't no way we could be neck 'n' neck - you don't even fuckin' have one
ayo, have i told ya i love the president, but to my surprise
i've found bush has two siblings, and both are above ure eyes

and listen up you asian bitch

i'm a comedian, my style is built to make you laugh 'n' stuff
but i won't have ya grinnin' from ear to ear..
.. 'coz seein' those four teeth is more than enough
still though i got dudes linin' up to peep the amusement
waitin' to see me fuck ure face up 'n' cause an improvement
they say a comb-over hairdo is played.. but here's the burn
now we've seen ure ugly face, we're beggin for it to return
i won't hesitate to rip you.. 'coz bitch, I tell ya - I ain't soft
so lets face off in battle, or better yet lets battle so i can rip ya face off

and the fat bitches

i asked to rip you.. but kemp fucked up 'n' i see where the switch is
a round number of bitches is what i requested..
.. and instead i ended up with a number of round bitches
ure size is a problem, and i'm findin it gay
that if i wanted to have y'all chin-checked - i'd be hear all fuckin' day
now when we brawl be patient... and then, perhaps
i won't have to make your wait greater, 'n' this thread won't have to collapse
see, i'd take you all one on one, but rippin' you together is faster
and i may fear earthquakes 'n' all that stuff, but i'll still bash on you natural disasters


^ The result of boredom.
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Old 12-03-06, 08:38 AM   #11
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