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05-31-05, 09:20 PM | #1 | |||
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Whyte Ave Vs. Lyrical Prodigy
IP: BC9E 8B9A
Battles up Monday - Check In by Wednesday - Drop by Friday - Votes by Sunday
No line limit and the battler with most votes by Sunday night is the winner. If this is a topical battle, write a topical and not a poetic drop and the same is vice a versa. All Battlers must vote on 4 other battles and leave their voting links in their battle thread. Battles voted on may be from either poetry or topical battles. If vote threads aren't in your poetry battle thread by sunday you will suffer a loss by Disqualification. Extensions must be asked for by Thursday night by pming any of the mods (Acuity, Drama Queen & Elementality). No extensions will be given 4 if asked 4 on Friday night. Extensions are only given till Sunday night at the most. If you dont ask for an extention, and drop whenever you feel like it you will be Disqualified. Do not abuse extentions, they are not to be used if you're just too lazy to drop within the confines of the circumstances. Leave reasonable explanation for your absense. If the League notices you are a slacker due to this nature you will be banned for being out-right slothfully callous. Every battler must nominate (not their own) one topical and poetry battle for pieces of the week, in the main forum . People with pieces of the week shall have their drops stickied and placed in the Pieces Of Inspiration sub forum Don't ho-show because you will be banned if you do it twice. We can understand you cannot drop due to certain circumstances but if this happens a second time, you're banned from the league for 2 weeks. If you signed up for both leagues and you no-show in one league twice, you will be banned in both leagues! Try to limit the freeposts, we will have a chat/beef thread for that. Also give fully explained votes, if not your votes won't count! Your Topic: Confessions of a dieing athiest
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06-01-05, 05:52 PM | #2 | |||||||
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IP: 6FA7 7304
hmm interesting topic...check
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06-02-05, 10:22 AM | #3 | ||||
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IP: CF9B 99E9
guess i didnt ask soon enuff not to be put in a battle in week three. o well. check
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06-02-05, 10:24 AM | #4 | ||||
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IP: CF9B 99E9
And God said to Noah:
I’m getting ready to overflow the earth with a liquid bandage To be wound round the world’s wounds My mind is full to the point that it must refuse more refuse And I have chosen you to lead the chosen few As soon as you choose to get the lead out So, as I imagine it: Noah made a sign of peace With a piece of pecan pie in his right hand In doing, so he decided to desert his sweet tooth in the desert For there was no time like the present to present His God with such a present right? I mean, what more could he ask for: A painting of a fat freshwater bass on the side of his bass drum? Now, the wind from above was too fierce to wind down The sail from the mast to sail the arc And since there was no other boat for sale There was a row amongst the sailors about how to row the boat You see, the one close to the door chose not to close the deal Apparently, he said: “The captain does funny things when the does are present He seems as giddy as the seamstress in Gomorra who made love To the sewer in the sewer line” However, being that the rower was but the son of Noah His voice box quickly became number from receiving a number of Prehistoric-style injections of a lil’ sump-um-sump-um It came as no surprise to Noah, though Since he had learned form his ancestors that time and time again He would have to make amends with his own For it was impossible to simply make only one amend And just as a farmer continues to cultivate weathered land To produce his fertile produce Noah was limited to two goat’s kids And didn’t wish for his three children to be reduced to two also I mean, at that time it wasn’t gross to think That a Grocery store Grocer wouldn’t one day actually groce Yet, after putting two and two together he cringed: “If a vegetarian eats vegetables, A humanitarian wouldn’t eat a…human, would he?” For if that was to happen the fate of his son Ham Would undoubtedly be hammered And he surely didn’t want that to happen Then he’d have to teach one of his two sows how to sow! Now, just ponder the position in which Noah was positioned What else was his confused world to come to? Eggplants had been created with no eggs And pineapple had no apple or pine in it As for sweetmeats, they were candies While sweetbreads, they were meats! I mean, any thought of why evil couldn’t be quickly destroyed in quicksand Diminished with the realization that one would only sink slowly And you could forget running sinners sick in circles in a boxing ring Because even then the canvas was to be square But, Noah never quivered in carrying out his mission Without a doubt he wanted his descendents to have the opportunity To polish the shoes of a future Polish Pontiff For he didn’t want to worry About explaining one day to pigs or the people of Guinea That guinea pigs had nothing to do with either of them Nor did he wish to divulge That English muffins weren’t to be invented in England Or that France was not to claim a single French Fry as theirs! See, back then, it just didn’t matter That more than one foot was feet Or more than one tooth was teeth For the decision that had been made to call more than one goose, geese Surely didn’t nullify that more than one moose wasn’t meese And more than one index wasn’t indices For only one granule of rice was definitely not to be the same As two peanut better filled cups of Reeses! Poor Noah, but anyhow Once he caught sight of the dove Who dove out of the clouds with a branch in his beak He did not think twice of objecting to the object For he had not seen land in forty days Reduced to but a sea-sick invalid The sign of life was not simply an invalid sign of insurance How could it be? It was reeled in by the symbol of a peaceful life itself And only then did Noah chuckle Looking up to the heavens with a wide grin For he knew the odds were slim Heck, more like a fat chance obviously this is a piece i already wrote. it'z from an aethiasts view of reading the bible. blah
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06-03-05, 05:09 PM | #5 | |||||||
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IP: 6FA7 7304
i dont like how you use a piece you wrote...but whatever...
An eerily calm winter night, Stars light up the dance floor Ice slips into dance, Looking for a partner Tires begin to roll in, Trying to slide past the dance Grabbed, No way to let go Twirled, spun, tossed in one motion Crimson flows from the gaps Between the skin, that was torn, Like he was from God Struggling to breathe, Cold air, forming words from his breath I speak in hope that you will listen I not once went to church Not once clenched my hands To talk to you Never believed Until now As I sit here, dieing No one can save me But You For if you cannot save my life Please, Save my Soul |
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06-03-05, 05:15 PM | #6 | ||||
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IP: 64FA 87AB
i aint know anybody would have a problem wit it. give him the win then. it dont matta to me cuz i aint even wanna battle no more. i dont be on this site no more. so white ave can have it. o well. nice piece tho man
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06-03-05, 06:10 PM | #7 | ||||
Odi et Amo
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IP: 7925 5D40
Closed, Whyte Ave. wins
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