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Old 01-02-07, 05:23 PM   #1
DaTrusHurtz
I Hurt.
 
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LBL Magazine (31st December 2006)

IP: F956 A220





Intro

This week was okay. There were some no-shows, but also some pretty dope verses out there with the special event. Not the most exciting week with the holiday season obviously taking precedence over rap battling, but not a bad week either. Sorry for this taking awhile to go up, you guys can count on me being on time in the future, this was just a crazy week for me. As a reward, I am giving you all a very detailed magazine. Here is what went down.

The LBL Cypher

The cypher was not looking very good last week until I saw that Nick Fletcher posted I think 144 lines within 3 posts! He pretty easily ran away with it this week. Here was the best from the cypher from last week.

Nick Fletcher
Saw your cypher drops to, and it seems they expose the truth
How they mimic your sex life..
.. AKA they take 5 minutes and still fail to produce
Vitticus, I half-assed and lost to this guy.. but I'll still rope 'n' hook this wussy
'Coz I thought it was V For Vendetta... not fucking V For Virtually a Total Fucking Pussy
I'm serious Artistik, you've fallen off completely so now your rhymes lack
But they say wackness is an art... or is that Art is just fucking wack?
I'll smash you regardless, your weak and gay, thats the truth, putz
'Coz we don't need no elephants to see Trunks coppin' them nuts
One guy I like though is Ali G... this guy always gets me in a laughin trance
So I have but one question...
Your from Staines, so do you mean the place or the ones in your pants??
Something I find ironic though, is that him and wordz are never mean
So we've got two almighty Godz who are two of the weakest battlers I've ever seen.
And that chink bitch from the movie, she inspires my punches to smash
See her name was Wai Lin -
- which is exactly what I'll be doing on your homo ass.
Faime likes to rape this cypher, but he'll get beat yet
With a colossal amount of lines..
.. to rival the amount of times he's had his LBL record reset
But my apologies go out to Trus, and Wordz his homo spouse
'Coz I tossed a verse to the heap to get scrapped - and demolished half their house
Trus ain't that pathetic.. its wordz this bar'll rip
See I was keeping this bar special to show the word his wack ass couldn't flip
Wordz, don't you know I'm your father.. although I regret the marriage
To your moms 'coz she sounds so hoarse..
.. they strapped reigns on her and got her to pull the carriage.
Stupid bitch! I'll mash your ass.. you can't climb at me, ure talents fewer
And your so poor the only thing you can climate..
.. is the fucking ladder that leads out of your sewer.
GREVISS must be a herb.. and his skills are unbelievable ass
But his bars do make the world stand up... for a better aim when they start throwin trash
I'll admit, I probably dropped say 15 bars that came lookin' worse
But you also dropped 15 played bars..
.. and that's all you fucking wrote for that verse
And Pros you suck to.. and like your key shows when ure done rhymin
The crowd is filled with "waahh!"..
.. 'coz your so fucking trash even the babies are cryin

Comedian
why would DaTrus let in another fucking trash bitch?
Ya alias covers ya identity, but next time try to cover up your wackness
i'll rattle ya dawg when i start battlin' pawns
you wanted concrete skills so you watered gravel in lawns
you can try and fuck with me... but this hoes shook
but it'd be like the link to ya profile, leading to no good
virgin, iGetLaid & iGetChicks, so don't even lie dawg
the fact is - your Mac skills are even smaller than an iPod
tiger woods/par; elephants/trunks - this whore's retarded
yeah, i get it "maybe if i drop a lot they'll excuse me for this garbage"
you think you won this with that trash, i'm here to drop this lame
this bitch will be the first faggot to add his cypher verse to a wall of fame

Wordz Ahgod
'Coz wireless lacks skills, he'll get slaped and killed, bottom line...u lose
And I'll give this fag a blackeye to match with his wireless bluetooth

Vitticus
My bars ruin your plans drop you where you stand, in a pile of shit son
This bitch must be a Detroit fan...
Because he'd be Lion if he said his wack ass bars aint being Piston!

Wordz Ahgod
Your too late to diss, I'll discombobulate your spine and hips
Then cut crime in half...like if I finished every line with this...//

Prosecuter
nameplays will do this time,cuz i just steady my aim
I'll commit a crime,but reading ur lines got me lookin insane

Grats Nick! That’s your 4th win from last week. You mentioned in the cypher you wanted a loss removed. I will take away one of your losses when your next match gets setup.

Last Week’s Battle Reviews

LBL Championship Match: 1. John Hensley (9-1) vs 2. Format (4-0)

I didn’t think this battle was as one-sided as many of the voters claimed it was, but Hensley ended up winning. Format came fairly consistent, but just didn’t have much that was good enough to be quotable. Hensley could come better, but had enough dope bars to retain his title.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. DaTrusHurtz (19-2) vs. Wordz Ahgod (3-0)

This was a pretty good battle if I do say so myself. The competitors agreed to a concept flipping battle with words provided by Kempo. Wordz came pretty decent, one of the better verses he’s dropped. He put up a good fight, but in the end all the voters agreed that Trus had more quotables.

5. Appocolyptik (3-0) vs. 6. Ace Heratoga (6-3)

This battle was agreed to be a battle of the Bonds with Pierce Brosnan vs. Sean Connery. Appocolyptik dropped a 30 line verse which was really dope. Unfortunately, it went to waste as Ace Heratoga no-shows and Appocolyptik got the no-show win.

7. Sonny Dimebags (17-8) vs 8. Feeble Minded (2-1)

I thought this would be one of the better battles of the week, but it was disappointing. Sonny’s verse wasn’t that good, and I shook my head when I saw he used a played FM/Radio line. However, Feeble came really bland and played. He prolly thinks he was robbed, but I dunno, he didn’t have anything that was good enough to take this battle. Sonny ended up winning.

9. Phil Benjamin (5-2) vs 10. Ali G (2-0)

Ali G no-showed so Phil Benjamin won.

11. Final (2-0) vs 12. Blacksilence (3-2)

This battle was pretty close, but I felt it was more frontlines quality than really league quality. It was only 10 lines and both competitors came a bit played. Final was more consistent, though, and had more quotables so he won.

13. Prosecuter (1-0) vs 14. Lampejo (2-1)

Lampejo no-showed so Prosecuter won.

15. Nick Fletcher (6-2) vs 16. Keyed (1-0)

Keyed came okay, this wasn’t a bad battle. Unfortunately, he didn’t take the time to put together enough dope bars to really knock down Nick Fletcher. Nick dropped first and had a pretty cool verse. All the voters felt it was good enough for the win.

17. Infamouz (1-0) vs. 18. Wireless (1-0)

Another battle that felt kind of front-linesish. Pretty even battle, but Wireless had a few quotables that were pretty solid. Grey Goose idea was cool. Hopefully he can build on that in the future. Infamouz had a wireless nameplay that was okay, but that was really about it. Wireless won this.

19. Stanza (9-12) vs. 20. Vitticus (0-0)

Stanza is still struggling to improve and didn’t show any improvement here with a weak verse. Vitticus slowed down as the verse went on, but had some cool lines in between. His get well card line wasn’t worded well, but was a tight idea. Vitticus would have won, but didn’t vote so both people lost.

21. RapGod (0-0) vs. 22.Inhuman (0-0)

RapGod no-showed so Inhuman won.

23. Im Dope Man (0-0) vs. 24. Ancel (0-0)

Ancel no-showed so Im Dope Man won.

25. REMIS (0-0) vs. 26. Faime S. Quotez (0-0)

Lol, this battle was funny. Faime dropped a 10 line verse first. As with most of his verses, it was far too basic and bland to really hit. REMIS dropped 1 bar that was better than Faime’s whole verse. Oddly enough, it wasn’t even a good bar and Faime ended up winning this.

27. GREVISS (0-0) vs. 28. RyP-6 (0-0)

RyP-6 no-showed so GREVISS won.

29. Germ (0-1) vs. 30. Thoughts (0-1)

Pretty weak battle here, looked like neither person really put any effort into it. Pretty close, though, as both competitors came with fairly played verses. It only got a couple of votes, but Germ ended up taking them.

31. Black_Star (0-0) vs. 32. Shiest Lucia (0-2)

Double no-show. Honestly I’m not disappointed, both of these kids would have been booted anyway.

Christmas Concept Flipping Battle: Nick Fletcher vs. Keyed

Keyed no-showed so Nick Fletcher won. Nick dropped a real dope verse.

Serial Killer Battle: Roger Glocks vs. Ace Heratoga

Ace Heratoga no-showed so Roger Glocks won.

Sports Enemies Battle: Te Ora vs. Joe Native

Ace Heratoga no-showes so Roger Glocks won.

Fuck You All Battle: Nick Fletcher vs. Wordz Ahgod

This battle was decent, it was 40 lines long! Both posted within a day and this really hurt Wordz. His verse looked very much keyed up. He had some really good lines in it, but a lot of concepts which looked very rushed. Nick came real dope, though, as always, and was able to take this.

Alcohol Battle: DaTrusHurtz vs. Ace Heratoga

Ace Heratoga no-showed so DaTrusHurtz won.

Area Code Battle: Sonny Dimebags vs. N. Tavarez

This battle was decent. Sonny represented Massachusetts and N. Tavarez represented Rhode Island. Some solid quotables from both, but N. Tavarez ended up winning this.

Last edited by DaTrusHurtz : 01-02-07 at 05:46 PM.
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Old 01-02-07, 05:25 PM   #2
DaTrusHurtz
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Verse of the Week

There were two verses which I felt were deserving. Rather than deciding between both, we have two winners this week.

Nick Fletcher (Fuck You All Battle)

Wordz, you're just fucking lucky I can't diss you. But I'll still whore you bitch.


Lets start off with my dude Joseph, Appocolyptik...

Remember when we battled the first time and you closed with this...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Appocolyptik
Lets end on a simple note, cause all your punches hit soft
We're done trading blows... and I'm feeling fucking ripped off


And like a while before that battle, Seyance dropped this on RB...

Quote:
Originally Posted by -seyance-
It's what i was paid to throw, until now i dint know you spit soft..
Because we're here tradin' blows... and im feelin' kinda ripped off..


well ummm.. flip this..

i guess that's how you roll, ure tactics are exposed on set
and now i'm feelin' ripped off.. but without actually biting that concept
ure opinion means nothin, get set for a god-like drummin
'coz u told me Ahgod is trash..
.. so it must burn you 'coz a god impregnated ure woman
i see that glocks left, well his inbred country ass'll still get bashed 'n' shit
and my hits'll give him such a sweet red neck, he'll most prolly wanna marry it.
kid can't handle this, its why he's never stepped to me
'coz i'd buck roger'so hard i'd fuckin annihilate the 25th century
i heard final's like one of those clown toys in how girls reject his cock
except u ain't got to wind him up to see his head fly out a box
kid always gets rocked with shots, so don't be shocked when i floor him
'coz he's such a hack every computer nerd is desperate for him
i've seen this guy wireless around, dudes got double the clout
he reps bluetooth on his ear, and fucking yellow ones in his mouth
good battlers like competition and they caught a glimpse of this geek
and thats wireless amount of dope heads sign up each week
we got a new champ.. but even john'll get ripped see
'coz Hen a see the kind of punches comin' that'd make a guy tipsy
his reps a fake you see.. but he won't get bashed by me as such
i'll just slash down the middle of a DR. - and reveal why he wins so much
ure a disrespectful little fucker, and a dumb fuck with no chance to redeem
when i gave hens the chance to save face..
.. he went and tried to hire the rest of the A-Team.
blacksilence.. its not just me dude, everyone discriminates jew
see the world is mostly black 'n' white..
.. but everyone's pulling together to eliminate you
and i have one question to ask, before i finish this bash
how the fuck can silence be golden, and at the same time spit straight trash
IT'S HOMO TIME NOW!!! Let the gay jokes ensue
'coz it ain't just Santa ya know, Phil B's also known to handle a sack or two
we both love the jungle book, but it only inspires me to drop my hardest
whilst it pumps me up like shere khan..
.. it just makes benjamin drop shere garbage.
and sonny is up there to.. his wackness 'n' gayness have found a balance
so no doubt u'll see me carry dimes out like i stole his yearly allowance
still you'll see him flex and try and knock the hustle
but him landin' a punch is such a long stretch, he'd prolly pull a muscle
little gay bitch.. always bringing that homo gay shit to the set
hell, last time sonny was in a free-for-all..
.. it was three dollars for all the male ass he could get.
someone told me DTH was dope, but dudes need to quit the gassin'
'coz last time Trus tried to raid shit even the flies were laughin
nah, ure dope really.. i'm truthfully not a hater
'coz ure just collecting wins - which proves it pays to be the moderator


Appocolyptik (Pierce Brosnan Diss)

Some Films Pierce Brosnan has starred in:

Mrs Doubtfire
Goldeneye
Tommorow Never Dies
The World is Not Enough
Die Another Day
The Thomas Crown Affair

^Wai Lin, the Bond girl in Tommorow Never Dies



You cleanse the world of villains but we'll all be ignoring your gloats
Cause you might be the cleaning agent...
...But I'm the one sweeping the floor with the votes?
You looking like a BUM Pierce and your national image has lapsed
I mean last time you smashed the box office your whole house collapsed
Yeah you got fired from Bond, but we both know crying's for queers
& Why be upset about biting the bullet when you've been biting my style for years?
Wai Lins ugly as fuck and the two of you make a loathsome pair
But you couldn't put a chink in my armour if your bitch stole my clothes to wear
So you might like the Chili Peppers which in itself is scary and rare
Cause you love 'Under the Bridge' so much you won't mind when I bury you there
We're both acting as the super spy & the reputation's enormous
But 0.07 is just the percentage of people that rate your performance
You disgrace MI6, the government knew you'd never last as a mole
But I'll reverse JB...
...& Reveal what you had to give the director to get cast in the role
That's one way to do it & there was nothing else other than luck
But you'd be better of as timber transport cause your delivery's wooden as fuck
Thomas Crown fucking sucked, the reviews were wack and it's wrong
Cause you've NEVER worn a crown...
...& Affairs just the place your clownish acting belongs
With a wierd chin and a haggard look you've got the face of an ox
& Your jawlines dropped so low it resembles how your films place at the box
I could spray you with bullets or alternatively rip your spleens with a knife
But how will your profile say 'killed in action'...
...When you've never made an exciting scene in your life?
I'll defeat you in so many ways and leave you looking battered and shit
& Even science proves that you're the weakest Bond since the atom was split
We have faith that u bite my image so we can't see your style go wrong
But if there was a shadow of a doubt it's just cause you've been in mine so long
NO WONDER you don't shave when you're not exactly in lucks groove
Cause your careers been in such a rough patch it's making your chin look smooth
We both love martinis and I admire your drinking taste and respect it
Its's shaken and stirred... like the theatre floor as your audiences rush for the exit

Battle of the Week

This could have went to the Fuck You All Battle, but I felt Wordz came too inconsistent in it so a different one of his battles gets the honor this week.

DaTrusHurtz vs. Wordz Ahgod (Concept Flipping Battle)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wordz Ahgod
^ thanks a lot DTH...on the "follow the light and stair way repeatedly" I ment it as a different way of saying that you shoud die, repeatedly. I really did kinda lose steam on the last line. Iv really de-elivated a lot because I was out for a long time. 85% of you your suggestions where good and I liked the Capt n' Crunch'd line you made. Good shit fam.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wordz Ahgod (about elevation)
dammmmnnnn, I need my own thread? wow...Im garbage...lol...

Attention all nerds n' vets, if u like hot nurses n' breasts
And u wanna see ass entities, just look at Wordz' verse n' his chest
Pussy faggot, ur punches are always missin' dude
Ur like beer foam...all it takes is a few taps to get rid of you
Makin' my league look newbish, but theres no need to sweat it
Cuz ur known to kindly give thanks...
... to me, when I help u from droppin' pathetic
I've tried helpin' u before, but yea now I'll be frank
Ur the baby carriage of text...
... u always go on long strolls down the ranks
Vets ALWAYS merk u, but once the result was more alarming
Cuz u had a photo finish...
... when u took ur pics to Kodak for enlarging
Always butcherin' bars, theres no way ur winnin' n' dude
Uve scrapped enough lines to the trash, environmentalists are startin' to sue
I said I would implement new ideas, I made an elevation thread for fucks
Its been out with the old and in with the new...
... excuses for why you STILL suck
I'm cleanin' the league, n' I'm now bannin' the fuckers
But ur worth keeping...
... quiet, with a blindfold on, down in the gutter
U've accomplished NOTHING at RV so I'll make fun of this gay
U'd take the league by a storm, but the climate is sunny today
Dominates? When Kempo was moddin, I faced this cunt n' yo
I now owe him...
... he gave a PERFECT word to describe our match from a month ago

Vs.

yo, lets go DT...

Im elevating at rapid speed, and I enlarge my chances with out swaying
Coz This battle whent down hill for trus....
... well, thats what half the paramedics are saying
And Im peep'n as u implement thoughts, but ur a hipocritic son, indeed
DT's kicking wak heads out?...Then who the fucks else is gonna run this league?
Quote:
Originally Posted by DatrusHurtz
We faced once before, and I emerged victorious.

What? ur mother must have moved, coz thats bullshit taking place
coz I emerged that day as well---> on her back, entities, and face
Ur just dead space, ur weak drive is really nothing to me
So It aint just your rhymes...
....even ur carriage like harry potter after each movie
N' if we battled before Trus...honestly yo, say when
Coz I'll murder u in a hood way, n' make the time of death around foAM
N' to tell the truth, I beet wimps every day till it hurtz
So with all bullshit aside...kindly find a place for ur verse
every day u get worst, n ur whole act is soft
Coz Datrus aint off the chain...
...not till they have scrapped em completely off the walls
Son, u killing this league slowly, this shit needs more then just endorcments
Coz I heard DaTruz dominates....Kempo with nipple peircings n' a horse whip
So now...U should die inside your ride, n rot where no one'll find samples
Coz this fag likes to climate guys daily, But its just routine for an asshole



there you go fam..20. G'luck doggy.

Winner: DaTrusHurtz

No-Show Shine

Te Ora (Barry Bonds Diss)

who is this fool??

.. i saw ur new movie. saw u blasting a gun or two
i found it funy how u were in the casino, and now native is running u
wait. that wasn't u? my bad. i always turn my back to thugs
2 me ur just anotha brotha synonymous with swinging bats 'n drugs
so cut the jig. really kid. ur gettin clowned when
i rock diamonds so big. u'll try and run around 'em
we both got brown skin, but it's more different than blood
cuz u keep furthering stereotype of brotha's being addicted to drugs
we should all be friends, but i'm just stating the truth
when i say i hate to see a bond between aaron & ruth
no ones checking 4 u. cuz u cheat to get ya cash
if there's ever dawgs in ur house they'll be sniffin for ya stash
ur an old man. past ur prime. me? i like to keep it ill
but if i eva reach ur age i'll overdose on sleeping pills
40+ & unmarried. that's not even the worse case
it must suck to get all those homers but neva get to 3rd base
i get girls homie. don't try to stunt on me cuzz
it must suck that ur only date was in court, in front of the judge

Roger Glocks (Jack The Ripper Diss)

Quote:
Originally Posted by N.Tavarez
what you know about Albert Fish?


^^sickest human ever born!! trust me i read up on him..that dude was insane b4 insane was known...read about him and realize humans are scary lol



^

U know Hannibal will stun ya like a pop quiz from a proffessor
and i eat your liver faster then 5489305843985430958 Liquors put together
JTR is lonely with a knive. I bet you were chubby and not light
So, you n Barry Zito have alot in common
... both left the Athletic Stage of their life
you wanna mess kid, with a flex spit that slams like wrestling
We dont have a picture of you in our head like every girl u ever had sex with
I see Jack the Ripper and Heratoga might cross paths in life, dawg
cuz JTR murders Hookers n next week Ace will get killed by the John
Every1 thinks he's a monster of a man but lookin at serial killers geeks
but u know his true indenity would look like Tony Blair mixed with Screech

Nick Fletcher (Christmas Concept Flipping Battle)

Fucking hell with battling you again man.

whatever, check this..

fuck being clever man, i don't need flipped concepts to beat you biff
i've two ropes, a REEF knot..
.. 'n' every LBL battler ready to toss a boulder off a cliff
but ure an up 'n' comer i'm told, ure weak ass still won't get no clout
i throw punches like santas REINDEER, aka - you'll feel the Blitzen get knocked out
even santa's got a grudge against ya, 'coz ure wackness is catching gay
and his pimp level took a serious blow after i went and Keyed his SLEIGH
i'm facing this guy a second time and now the truth is dawning
that keyed has a mean presence..
.. to make up for the PRESENTS he doesn't get christmas morning
yes its true he's monetarily challenged - basically poor 'n' gay
but his mom does hang him 2 STOCKINGS, and then he wears 'em the next day
this kids homo senses confuse him, and key don't deny ure shame
'coz ure the only guy who thought slide down the CHIMNEY was an all guys adult game
i know this is a bad time for you, the entire holiday for you is wack
even the GRINCH went 'n stole ure christmas, but it was so poor he gave it back
keys broke ass relocates at the holidays, and its true he's a bargain hunter
'coz his christmas TREE just so happens to be what he's now living under
truth be told key secretly loves christmas, and its no surprise
that his fav. part is the MISTLETOE 'coz its another excuse to kiss on guys
'tis the season 'n' all though so i'll give him props, it seems like he needs it
the guy has a face that LIGHTS up a room,and a stench that makes everyone leave it


Merry Christmas....... MOTHERFUCKER!!


DaTrusHurtz (Hard Liquor Diss)

This is a quick verse, but I'm not trippin' ya see dude
There's no worries... I could even Keystone and beat you
Fuckin' girly shit, now u won't be winnin' n' bitch
U wouldn't be Cruzan to victory even if u drank that pussy shit
Now sometimes ur shit can knockout a whore quicker
But I ain't talkin' drinkin' rules when I say beer comes BEFORE liquor
Hard liquor, now tell me what the fuck are you doing
Cuz if girls drink just one FIFTH of u they fuckin' start puking
U can self-hype if you want, but fag ur shit really sucks
Ur so bland, bartenders need 1000's of ways to mix u up
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaTrusHurtz vs. JTR
Dude ur shit stinks, n' I dunno what this bitch thinks
But u've Pucker'd up so much, ur face could make me a mixed drink

I'm feelin' the win, n' I know u weren't meanin' to sin
But ur shits so bad, u got dissed in a battle u weren't even in!
Don't fuckin' lie to these folks, we can see that ur queer
How can u tell me ur good, our national pastime is peanuts n' beer
Comin' in fancy bottles, but there's no way u can trick me
The few good effects from u always fuckin' start Smirnoff quickly
Gettin' lots of pub, but ur worth none of the hype
This is the Trus here...EVERYONE needs a Bud in their life
Pussy die, cuz we all know that ur shit is a dud
N' of Coors... is what all of the REAL men are tendin' to chug

Appocolyptik (Pierce Brosnan Diss)

Some Films Pierce Brosnan has starred in:

Mrs Doubtfire
Goldeneye
Tommorow Never Dies
The World is Not Enough
Die Another Day
The Thomas Crown Affair

^Wai Lin, the Bond girl in Tommorow Never Dies



You cleanse the world of villains but we'll all be ignoring your gloats
Cause you might be the cleaning agent...
...But I'm the one sweeping the floor with the votes?
You looking like a BUM Pierce and your national image has lapsed
I mean last time you smashed the box office your whole house collapsed
Yeah you got fired from Bond, but we both know crying's for queers
& Why be upset about biting the bullet when you've been biting my style for years?
Wai Lins ugly as fuck and the two of you make a loathsome pair
But you couldn't put a chink in my armour if your bitch stole my clothes to wear
So you might like the Chili Peppers which in itself is scary and rare
Cause you love 'Under the Bridge' so much you won't mind when I bury you there
We're both acting as the super spy & the reputation's enormous
But 0.07 is just the percentage of people that rate your performance
You disgrace MI6, the government knew you'd never last as a mole
But I'll reverse JB...
...& Reveal what you had to give the director to get cast in the role
That's one way to do it & there was nothing else other than luck
But you'd be better of as timber transport cause your delivery's wooden as fuck
Thomas Crown fucking sucked, the reviews were wack and it's wrong
Cause you've NEVER worn a crown...
...& Affairs just the place your clownish acting belongs
With a wierd chin and a haggard look you've got the face of an ox
& Your jawlines dropped so low it resembles how your films place at the box
I could spray you with bullets or alternatively rip your spleens with a knife
But how will your profile say 'killed in action'...
...When you've never made an exciting scene in your life?
I'll defeat you in so many ways and leave you looking battered and shit
& Even science proves that you're the weakest Bond since the atom was split
We have faith that u bite my image so we can't see your style go wrong
But if there was a shadow of a doubt it's just cause you've been in mine so long
NO WONDER you don't shave when you're not exactly in lucks groove
Cause your careers been in such a rough patch it's making your chin look smooth
We both love martinis and I admire your drinking taste and respect it
Its's shaken and stirred... like the theatre floor as your audiences rush for the exit

Phil Benjamin

ya bitch is huge you must be drunk thinking she hot
her pussy so big you need mapquest to find her G spot
the bitch smells like she aint take a shower in days
when she walks by a group of people,
..........they ask where's the sea food buffet
man your shits played an we aint reading it fuck
your verse is a message in a bottle,the shits washed up
Crumblin plans and the shots send'll leave his body hurt
Til the bones left wouldn’t even complete the Punisher's shirt
but fuck that i can tell ya cheap an you save ya bread
he ain't waste money on a beanie,
....he just strapped a colored comdon on his head
coming from nowhere...ya life musta really been shitty
i thought kazakhstan was one of those hotdog stands in the city
at least there's freedom of expression, its needless to be testing
Your talent is so small,
......it looks like ya penis is impressing

Prosecuter

^lmao@your comment,I mean really,aint no replace'n it.
u write sit'n on yer ass,but to me,it looks like ur trace'n it
This is a blow out,im takin this victory to the next round
So ill give u heads up,by destroy'n whats left from the neck down
if lam's not homo or queer,he's gotta be in the same viegn
Cuz flash was into guise,way before he had the option 2 change names
I'd come play'd 2 matches ur lines,but what can i say..
..that hasnt been said about ur verse,besides it was gay
im tired of this lames game,I spit the truth an strived
Lamp'll try to cross me out...only to end up get'n crucified!

Im Dope Man

Red is on point with rhyming,i be comming with blaze
& ill blow ya back out the water ..since you never wash up neways
your not ready A i lay whack fucks to rest
so ill kill this fucker ..since he drops dead at best
keep ya gaurd up sucka ..ill knock ya mouth outta place
& give this white dick a black eye ..& mistake his moms for that race
i drop dope bitch my punches come fast & switch gears
even if you dont no show ..ya verse'll look like it was never here
just a quick key for these bitch B
beat him with a W ..since thats somthing he's never seen
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Old 01-02-07, 05:26 PM   #3
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Wackest Battle of the Week

This is not an honor guys!

Faime S. Quotez vs. REMIS

Just stop rapping, cause all the verses you write are lame, herb
everything you 'dropping is a waste' like clumsy diaper changers
The worst line in my verse eliminates anything you say back
you ain't have to tell me you're new to RV. .
....cause your skill level portrays that!
This loss for you was destined before you were born, way back
...even before you chose to use the Internet to say raps!
You're plain whack, so when I'm finished, you'll lay flat
and like a 'woman's virginity lost'. .
...there's nothing you can do to change that!
You don't spray gats, don't lie in them metaphors in your bars
only way we'll see 'Rem with chrome' is 24s on a car

vs.

you comin with played metaphores you whore, you cant score
you want more, ill leave you sore when i kick you outa the door.

Winner: Faime S. Quotez

Top Punches

Lots of dope punches this week. Here was my top 30:

on new years i'll be gettng blasted, while this memory will be faded
cuz while im drinkin grey goose...you'll be trying to find one and rape it

30. Wireless vs. Infamouz

lemme start this out with insults..fuckin' listen to me man
screamed EARTH TO NICK<--then did it, over and over again

29. Keyed vs. Nick Fletcher

You might champ this league son, fuck no! I dare to dream of the night
Please excuse? Your not sick
You still manage to have the most get better cards I've ever seen in my life

28. Vitticus vs. Stanza

even santa's got a grudge against ya, 'coz ure wackness is catching gay
and his pimp level took a serious blow after i went and Keyed his SLEIGH

27. Nick Fletcher vs. Keyed

U know Hannibal will stun ya like a pop quiz from a proffessor
and i eat your liver faster then 5489305843985430958 Liquors put together

26. Roger Glocks vs. Ace Heratoga

it's true that ya crab ass gets props from all around
'n you are the leagues anchor.. the one holdin everyone else down

25. Format vs. John Hensley

i got 3 battles this week, and facing this guy twice ain't what i need
so expect a wack verse as a result of it being Keyed

24. Nick Fletcher vs. Keyed

I could spray you with bullets or alternatively rip your spleens with a knife
But how will your profile say 'killed in action'...
...When you've never made an exciting scene in your life?

23. Appocolyptik vs. Ace Heratoga

This cat really is worthless like flippin an ounce instead of a couple bricks
plus his face is like L.S.D. and my fists like ravers, they want a couple hits

22. Sonny Dimebags vs. Feeble Minded

I said I would implement new ideas, I made an elevation thread for fucks
Its been out with the old and in with the new...
... excuses for why you STILL suck

21. DaTrusHurtz vs. Wordz Ahgod

You'll obviously catch a loss since most people believe in my game.
But everybody that reads this'll write vote For, since it'll be preceeding MY name.

20. John Hensley vs. Format

Wai Lins ugly as fuck and the two of you make a loathsome pair
But you couldn't put a chink in my armour if your bitch stole my clothes to wear

19. Appocolyptik vs. Ace Heratoga

Fuckin' girly shit, now u won't be winnin' n' bitch
U wouldn't be Cruzan to victory even if u drank that pussy shit

18. DaTrusHurtz vs. Ace Heratoga

we got a new champ.. but even john'll get ripped see
'coz Hen a see the kind of punches comin' that'd make a guy tipsy

17. Nick Fletcher vs. Wordz Ahgod

but fuck that i can tell ya cheap an you save ya bread
he ain't waste money on a beanie,
....he just strapped a colored comdon on his head

16. Phil Benjamin vs. Ali G

You cheer for Boston but your homo intentions is felt bitch
When Paul Pierce you....its got nothing to do with the Celtics

15. N. Tavarez vs. Sonny Dimebags

some people are nice to you cuz you talk funnay and are kinda loud
but after seeing the shit you drop, nobody wants to be in the "In" crowd

14. Wireless vs. Infamouz

Think RI wack please kid..... check where you living
Most people dont go to Mass like they rejecting religion

13. N. Tavarez vs. Sonny Dimebags

we should all be friends, but i'm just stating the truth
when i say i hate to see a bond between aaron & ruth

12. Te Ora vs. Joe Native

As far as women goes, sorry, you couldn't even have a whore.
Cuz bitches play bullfighter with you.. they're all quick to show 'Matadoor

11. John Hensley vs. Format

40+ & unmarried. that's not even the worse case
it must suck to get all those homers but neva get to 3rd base

10. Te Ora vs. Joe Native

blacksilence.. its not just me dude, everyone discriminates jew
see the world is mostly black 'n' white..
.. but everyone's pulling together to eliminate you

9. Nick Fletcher vs. Wordz Ahgod

I've tried helpin' u before, but yea now I'll be frank
Ur the baby carriage of text...
... u always go on long strolls down the ranks

8. DaTrusHurtz vs. Wordz Ahgod

What? ur mother must have moved, coz thats bullshit taking place
coz I emerged that day as well---> on her back, entities, and face

7. Wordz Ahgod vs. DaTrusHurtz

I'll defeat you in so many ways and leave you looking battered and shit
& Even science proves that you're the weakest Bond since the atom was split

6. Appocolyptik vs. Ace Heratoga

Yo, I'll roll down to that shit state and kill u at the city u flowin in
I do like the sound of Rhode Island though,
Dat means I got sumwhere to drive and sum water to throw u in

5. Sonny Dimebags vs. N. Tavarez

i know this is a bad time for you, the entire holiday for you is wack
even the GRINCH went 'n stole ure christmas, but it was so poor he gave it back

4. Nick Fletcher vs. Keyed

We're both acting as the super spy & the reputation's enormous
But 0.07 is just the percentage of people that rate your performance

3. Appocolyptik vs. Ace Heratoga

Pussy faggot, ur punches are always missin' dude
Ur like beer foam...all it takes is a few taps to get rid of you

2. DaTrusHurtz vs. Wordz Ahgod

ure opinion means nothin, get set for a god-like drummin
'coz u told me Ahgod is trash..
.. so it must burn you 'coz a god impregnated ure woman

1. Nick Fletcher vs. Wordz Ahgod

Worst Punches of the Week

For writing these punches, you guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

at least there's freedom of expression, its needless to be testing
Your talent is so small,
......it looks like ya penis is impressing

10. Phil Benjamin vs. Ali G

I'd come play'd 2 matches ur lines,but what can i say..
..that hasnt been said about ur verse,besides it was gay

9. Prosecuter vs. Lampejo

damaging your swagger, it's awful, but believe me i'm a mean slugger
& i didn't think Wire be such'a WAISTE of a slut..
.. except for the fact he's privlidged in wearing the leagues hip huggers

8. Infamouz vs. Wireless

I read Your Old Verse and I Must Admit its Like Nothing ive seen Lately
So I Went Back and read Some Old Verses that Strobe did.....In 83

7. Stanza vs. Vitticus

and ya ballin ability leaves me filled wit doubt
G shootin so many bricks he could build a house

6. Thoughts vs. Germ

You do Your hot 16 But I Know Your Shits Gonna Be Wack Homie
Fuckin " Re' " all the time it No wonder This Guy Wants To "Do Me"

5. Stanza vs. Vitticus

Take the L your vapor now put that pen and paper down, I'll thunder the spars
We all smell
& deny his verses the way everyone puts nose under everyone of his bars

4. Vitticus vs. Stanza

You can sit n’ think on why your so damn weak, I’m a keep dropping hot shit
N’ you’ll always be WAY below me, by the evidence that was left in the toilet

3. Blacksilence vs. Final

You're plain whack, so when I'm finished, you'll lay flat
and like a 'woman's virginity lost'. .
...there's nothing you can do to change that!

2. Faime S. Quotez vs. REMIS

from CHI? what ima bout to ask you is truth, you know me not to front:
how the hell do u have white sox when ur feet aint seen soap in a month?

1. Wireless vs. Infamouz
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Bitch of the Week



The above is one of the bitches of the week. The other is...

Ace Heratoga

Ace is a cool guy, but easily wins bitch of the week for this week. He had 3 matches, a regular match, an alcohol match, and a serial killer match. He no-showed in all 3 matches! I even asked him if he was going to be able to handle writing that much and he said yes. Guys, please don’t take on more than you can handle.

Honorable Mention: SmokaJoka666

He’s an RB head, and he came onto RV one day with the sole purpose of trying to ride Feeble in his battle vs. Sonny Dimebags. The dude is wack as fuck and even tried to fake being dead on RB awhile ago. If you think you can come to think this site to try to ride your friends, prepare to get a bitch of the week award.

Voting Rules

I’ll admit, I’ve been a bit inconsistent about voting requirements. Its mostly because I’m the type of person that doesn’t want to see a better battler lose due to not voting. I’ve finalized a decision on what I will be doing in the future about people who do not vote. If you would have won, but you did not vote, you will lose and move down the rankings as always. However, if you vote on 8 battles the next week, I will remove the loss. I think that’s fair. If for any reason you will be able to vote in a certain week due to leaving town early or something else, please PM me your excuse. I will then excuse you for voting given that you vote in 8 battles the next week.

Also, I just want to say that I urge more of you to vote, even if you are not winning in your battle. Yes, it is not required, but if you expect votes in your own battle, you should be an active voter yourself. With all that said, almost everyone who needed to vote this week did so, I just wanted to clear this issue up for the future.

Freeposting

Over the last few weeks, I have seen a lot of freeposting in battles. It is cluttering threads, even if it is just friendly chatter. Please keep chatting in the chat or mag threads, rather than in those threads. It saves me time from deleting freeposts, makes voting more clear, etc.

LBL Elevation Thread

Over the past few days, many of you have posted in the elevation thread some of your past verses. That’s great! Props to you guys for admitting there is always room for improvement. Sorry I have been slow getting to you guys, I have been extremely busy, but I’m free again and will be responding and trying to help all of you in the next day.

RapVerse: The Series

The LBL is going to be introducing a fresh idea brought to you by Nick Fletcher. Nick will be writing RapVerse: The Series. It will be a weekly series with a comical plot involving members here at RV. This week Nick will be introducing the first episode!

The NEW Championship Belt

For those of you who don’t know, there will be a second championship belt here at RV. This will be the Themed Belt, a belt which will be competed for with a special theme, such as a concept flipping battle, picture battle, or any theme the competitors agree to.

To get this started, I have posted a picture of myself in the new championship belt thread. The two best disses I see to my picture will compete for the first title! Drop your best boys and lets see some creativity. If you want to compete for this title in the future and not yet you do not need to drop here, but anyone who wishes to initially compete should give it a shot.

The LBL Bounty

There was no Bounty this past week because there was already a lot going on with the special events n’ the holiday season. I didn’t think the bounty would get much attention with this going on. This week, since everyone has a chance to obtain the new championship belt, that will be the focus of next week. Come next week, the LBL bounty will return.

The Boot



No one got the boot this week from dropping wack. Hopefully it will stay like that for next week.

The Interview

Sonny Dimebags has been in this league for half a year, but had not been interviewed yet. This week I talked with Sonny and learned about his past, his insights about the league, and goals for the future. Enjoy.

DaTrusHurtz (2:10:01 PM): have u ever been interviewed for the mag?
Pkou69 (2:11:02 PM): nah Kempo tried once lol
DaTrusHurtz (2:11:08 PM): lol what happened
Pkou69 (2:11:24 PM): i was blazin and dude said i was takin to long to respond lol
DaTrusHurtz (2:11:40 PM): hahaha
DaTrusHurtz (2:11:45 PM): well u want anotha shot?
Pkou69 (2:11:55 PM): hell yea
DaTrusHurtz (2:12:36 PM): aight cool, mags going up lata today n' i need an interview cuz if i've made dudes wait this long they better get a nice long interview
Pkou69 (2:12:59 PM): yea def dude im down
DaTrusHurtz (2:13:39 PM): aight cool man, so first tell everyone a little about yourself.. how old are you, where you're from, what you've accomplished in rap ...
Pkou69 (2:14:51 PM): I'm from Lynn "Sin City"Murda Mass , 15 minutes outside da Bean, I'm 21 year old college student, and ive been rappin since 6th grade on numerous sites but started really doin hard like summer
Pkou69 (2:15:15 PM): not rappin on sites since 6th grade but rappin since 6th grade
DaTrusHurtz (2:16:12 PM): word, textin' ain't been around since you were that young.. how did u get into texting?
Pkou69 (2:16:56 PM): My boy around freshman year in highschool was killin it wit online text on sites and then since i was rappin i got into it
DaTrusHurtz (2:17:19 PM): what sites did you start out on
Pkou69 (2:18:00 PM): Years back like Mr. Blunts is the site I was spittin on for a lil while
DaTrusHurtz (2:18:23 PM): so how did you hear about RV
Pkou69 (2:19:20 PM): One of my boys was spittin on it
DaTrusHurtz (2:20:14 PM): want to give a shout out to that boy?
Pkou69 (2:21:32 PM): I'll give a shout out to my boy Roger Glocks
DaTrusHurtz (2:22:23 PM): wordd, dude is dope.. ur styles are kind of similar so its not that surprising. did u guys teach each other a few things?
Pkou69 (2:23:16 PM): Nah maybe a pointer here and there like everyone does but he does his thing and i do my thing
DaTrusHurtz (2:23:36 PM): aight, so who do you think is better
Pkou69 (2:25:36 PM): Well I can't really say bad things about Glocks becuz he had the belt for the longest time includin takin me down twice so as of right now obviously him, but it don't mean its gonna stay like that
DaTrusHurtz (2:26:23 PM): haha, yeah we'll see, you got some time to catch up to him while he's taking a short break from RV
DaTrusHurtz (2:26:39 PM): you've been on RV for a good while, what do you like about the league
Pkou69 (2:28:06 PM): I like alot of things when this league is at its prime there are some of the best rappers you can find ex. Butler,Glocks ,I also like the mags tops punches and shit
DaTrusHurtz (2:29:21 PM): word, those will keep coming, and over time i'm going to try to think of some new fresh shit in the mags, we'll see. I think the league's in good shape, but some of the guys like Butler have disappeared. What needs to be done to get guys like him to come back
Pkou69 (2:30:11 PM): Dude need to start droppin that fire instead of no showin or droppin wack shit, and thats includin myself , aint pointin no fingers but we all could step it up a notch
DaTrusHurtz (2:31:21 PM): Who else do you think that is capable really needs to step it up a few notches
Pkou69 (2:34:55 PM): Well all the cats at the bottom who are tryin to rise up to the top need to step up there games, Stanza could be good i mean he got 9 wins but 13 loses hurts , Te Ora is pretty sickk when he tries
DaTrusHurtz (2:36:48 PM): word, hopefully he signs back in. Who here are you lookin' forward to signing back in, in the future
Pkou69 (2:38:34 PM): Well I like good competition so like Butler and Glocks see them bring sum flames like where are the dudes like Mets and shit
Pkou69 (2:39:07 PM): Kempo should come back too
DaTrusHurtz (2:39:45 PM): yeah i'm gonna work on gettin' more good dudes in the future, hopefully some of the fresh shit which will be goin' on here will help that
Pkou69 (2:40:29 PM): That's word we need to make rapverse.com the shit
DaTrusHurtz (2:41:06 PM): word, thats tough cuz this site didn't have the best rep in the past, but thats changing.. kempo really helped n' i'm gonna keep buildin' on that
DaTrusHurtz (2:41:19 PM): but its also up to guys like u to recruit and drop nice to help with the league
Pkou69 (2:41:56 PM): Hey im'a try but alot of tha heads i know juss battle face to face
DaTrusHurtz (2:42:46 PM): word, have u ever audio battled or battled live in a competition?
Pkou69 (2:43:45 PM): I've battled many cats at parties in front of many rippin them apart and im tryin to roll to Scribble Jam this year to rip it up
DaTrusHurtz (2:44:09 PM): word, that'd be dope. I've always seen you more as that kind of battler rather than a text battle.. just seems more ur style
Pkou69 (2:44:53 PM): Yeah I like the adrenaline rush i get from doggin on a cat infront of people live, it juss pumps me up
DaTrusHurtz (2:45:54 PM): haha yea i wish that could be represented in text, but oh well, shits still fun
DaTrusHurtz (2:46:14 PM): what have u accomplished in text that ur most proud of n' what are you lookin' to still accomplish
Pkou69 (2:47:28 PM): Well I still haven't accomplished to much I'm like 4-0 in Contendership battles goin into this week and I havent won the belt yet so I need that of course ,and I wanna get to 20 W's on rapverse
DaTrusHurtz (2:48:17 PM): word, ur real close, but the title's always got someone dope in it.. what do u think u need to improve on to get that belt
Pkou69 (2:49:50 PM): I juss need to bring my A game ,not go crazy wit da nameplays lol, and i should have that belt like Chuck Liddel
DaTrusHurtz (2:51:25 PM): haha i hope so man. I'm gonna get back to finishing this mag soon, but first its time for word association, just tell me the first word that comes to mind
DaTrusHurtz (2:51:46 PM): John Hensley
Pkou69 (2:52:16 PM): nice
DaTrusHurtz (2:52:21 PM): KempoMRK
Pkou69 (2:52:27 PM): cool
DaTrusHurtz (2:52:35 PM): Feeble Minded
Pkou69 (2:52:43 PM): 0-2 against me lol
DaTrusHurtz (2:52:53 PM): lol
DaTrusHurtz (2:52:58 PM): Nick Fletcher
Pkou69 (2:53:08 PM): good battler
DaTrusHurtz (2:53:33 PM): Appocolyptik
Pkou69 (2:53:48 PM): on this weeks menu
DaTrusHurtz (2:54:21 PM): word, aight thx for the interview man, any final words?
Pkou69 (2:55:13 PM): Yeah Happy 2007 everybody lets get this site on fire for the new year And Murda Mass all dayy 781 Peaceeee
DaTrusHurtz (2:55:29 PM): word, happy new years man
DaTrusHurtz (2:55:30 PM): pzz

Predictions

LBL Championship: 1. John Hensley (10-1) vs. 2. DaTrusHurtz (21-2)

This battle should be dope. Good Luck Hens.

LBL Contendership: 3. Appocolyptik (4-0) vs. 4. Sonny Dimebags (18-8)

Appocolyptik has been dropping fire since signing back into the league. Sonny can drop nice, and I expect him to come with it this week, but I got Appoc takin’ this and goin’ to the champ match.

5. Phil Benjamin (6-2) vs. 6. Final (3-0)

Phil is pretty consistent, though still needs to work a bit on coming with those creative concepts. Final isn’t bad, but I don’t think is ready for this so I got Phil winning.

7. Prosecuter (2-0) vs. 8. Nick Fletcher (9-2)

Nick is a beast. Prosecuter isn’t bad, he will do nicely in the league, but this match will be too much for him. Nick will win.

9. Wordz Ahgod (3-1) vs. 10. Comedian (10-2)

Wordz wrote 60 lines last week between his two battles plus the cypher. I expect him to be a bit drained and Comedian will take this.

11. Feeble Minded (2-1) vs. 12. Blacksilence (3-3)

Black got banned on RB for biting a line from Feeble. I expect him to pay for it in this match. Feeble will win.

13. Trunks (1-0) vs. 14. Im Dope Man (1-0)

This battle will be okay. I expect both to have a few okay lines, but also some played ones. Should be close, but I got Trunks winning this.

15. GREVISS (1-0) vs. 16. Wyte (1-1)

GREVISS won by no-show last week so I’m not sure of what he’s capable of. Wyte is okay, and unless GREVISS surprises me, I think Wyte will win.

17. Keyed (1-1) vs. 18. Infamouz (1-1)

Another fairly even match right here between RB heads. Keyed has accomplished a bit more and is slightly more elevated so I got him taking this.

19. TEF (5-6) vs. 20. Stanza (9-13)

TEF just signed back in and he could come rusty or rejuvenated. I’m going with rejuvenated, and I got him taking this one from Stanza.

21. Vitticus (0-1) vs. 22. Faime S. Quotez (0-1)

Vitticus actually won last week, but didn’t vote. He claims he voted, though, so that result might change. Faime comes too simple and needs to get more complex with his concepts. I got Vitticus winning.

23. REMIS (0-1) vs. 24. F5TH-DAWG (0-0)

REMIS can come okay, but he hasn’t yet in the league. F5TH-DAWG is decent and I expect him to do well in this league. F5TH will win this.

25. Thoughts (0-2) vs. 26. ATLAS.. (0-0)

Thoughts needs to step it up a notch, his last two verses have looked very keyed. Atlas is new, but he’s not bad. Could go either way, but I’m going with ATLAS.

27. Germ (0-2) vs. 28. Kimura (0-0)

I’ve never seen anything from Kimura so I’m not sure how this one will go. Germ didn’t come very good, though, last week, so I got Kimura winning.

29. Apex (0-0) vs. 30. Chris Stylez (0-0)

Apex is from RB and hopefully here to stay. Chris has had a few short stays in the league, but has yet to accomplish anything. I got Apex winning.

31. Perpetual Emnity (0-0) vs. 32. G.A da Arquetech (0-0)

G.A. dropped pretty lousy in the cypher last week. He will really need to step up his game if he expects to win here. Based on that alone, I got Perpetual winning.

5 Regular Battles To Watch

1. John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz
2. Appocolyptik vs. Sonny Dimebags
3. Prosecuter vs. Nick Fletcher
4. Phil Benjamin vs. Final
5. Wordz Ahgod vs. Comedian

Top 10 Power Rankings

10. Final – Has earned a 3-0 record with little effort, though against easy opponents. Phil Benjamin will provide a better gauge of his talent.

9. Prosecuter – Has earned a few easy wins, but has his first test this week against Nick Fletcher. We will see how he responds.

8. Feeble Minded – Has been dropping very bland since joining the LBL. Obviously is capable of doing so much better. Hopefully his last loss will motivate him to try.

7. Sonny Dimebags – Barely squeaked by Feeble last week, though he did not drop that good. Will need to drop his dopest to get to the champ match next week.

6. Phil Benjamin – Still not quite champion material, but drops consistent and is improving.

5. Comedian – Recently signed back in, though he has won a few cyphers while being gone. Has a nice gaudy record, should climb near the top again.

4. Nick Fletcher – Earned one of the best verses of the week award this week and has been one of the LBL’s best members. Earned 3 wins last week.

3. Appocolyptik – Had one of the best verses from last week and is dropping dope verses of long lengths. Should be in the title match next week.

2. DaTrusHurtz – Came decent last week, but has a tough test this week if he wants to champion the LBL again. Will need to come his dopest to win.

1. John Hensley – Successfully earned his first title defense and is on a role. Drops one of the best verses each week and will be tough to beat.

New Arrivals

I’d like to welcome the following members who are new to RV and the LBL!

Apex
ATLAS..
F5TH-DAWG
G.A da Arquetech
Kimura
Perpetual Emnity

I hope you guys enjoy your stay in the LBL. If you have any ideas for the league, please feel free to let me know, I am a very open mod.

New Years Resolutions

We’ve reached 2007. We all have goals and aspirations for this coming year, some realistic and some not. Here are some new years resolutions for some of the LBL’s very own.

Sonny Dimebags – “Damn dawgss, I juss wanna win that fuckin title already.”

DaTrusHurtz – “RV will grow and prosper under my reign. Bow down bitches.”

Nick Fletcher – “I just want to move to America so I live in a country with more to do than write 200 lines a week.”

Appocolyptik – “I just pray to god that my boy Nick stays near me so I don’t lose my butt-buddy.”

Te Ora – “I will get over my fears of whatever is holding me back from signing back into the LBL and sign back in.”

Comedian – “I will own the cypher. By the end of the year, it will be named after me.”

John Hensley – “I’m tired of being a nomad. I will finally pick a more permanent home.”

Outro

Again, sorry this took so long to get up, but hopefully it was a good read. I surpassed 10,000 words this time! League is looking good, please help recruit any buddies you guys have that are decent, but some good matches should be coming up this week, a new belt, and lots of other excitement here in the LBL. Happy New Years!

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u also had a few top punches I think wireless, but dude, what the fuck were you thinking when u wrote that white sox punch? hahaha
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Old 01-02-07, 05:30 PM   #7
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Great mag... definately worth the wait. lmao @ some dude faking his death. Gankstuh to the max.
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Old 01-02-07, 05:30 PM   #8
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haha like i said i was just trying to get it up b4 the deadline
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Old 01-02-07, 05:30 PM   #9
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and yeah smoka's a faggot, he bit in a special beef battle on RB.
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Old 01-02-07, 05:33 PM   #10
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no let me tie this in with film lets see who really lose/
this battle's MISSION IMPOSSIBLE but dawg...your no tom cruise/
see it's RISKY BUSINESS comeing at a LEGEND look..just stop son/
u LOSIN IT cuz FAR AND AWAY my verses make me TOP GUN/
i'll spit u DAYS OF THUNDER make it RAIN MAN u can't see me/
and since u ah hoe in a man's body i think your more use to TV/
see your flow is nicole ritchie...dumb, frail and bitch/
in fact im calling abc/
i got a show to pitch/
comedian staring as himself we'll call it a simple's life/
then put it on just after lost/
cuz thats where he fit's in right!/
theres nothing funny about u/
your skill's trash & u ass but....
i'll laugh when i rip your legs off/
then watch u try and do stand up


real talk what about that was lousy let me know what i need
thanks yall.
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Old 01-02-07, 05:34 PM   #11
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GA, post that verse in the elevation thread and i'll tell you
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Old 01-02-07, 05:36 PM   #12
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my bad thanks
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Old 01-02-07, 05:36 PM   #13
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Te Ora – “I will get over my fears of whatever is holding me back from signing back into the LBL and sign back in.”




^ lmfao. i can't let u get away with that. put me back in for next week. cool mag dude.
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Old 01-02-07, 05:38 PM   #14
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word man i want to sign in again
but im gonna wait til 1-2's done
go vote now bitches!
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Old 01-02-07, 05:40 PM   #15
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seeing how that got Te Ora to sign back in, maybe I should have made the same new years resolution for butler, brock sampson, mercules, and some others.

Good shit Tav, we need you here. I'll sticky something now to get more votes in 1-2 and hopefully i'll close battles at like midnight tonight.
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