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02-15-07, 11:04 AM | #1 | |||
I Hurt.
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Sureloc Holmes (1-0) vs. Uncil Phil (0-0)
IP: 2AC9 5FB1
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Girlfriend Picture Battle ============ Sureloc Holmes vs. Uncil Phil ============ Post A picture of your girlfriend as soon as possible. If you do not have a girlfriend or don't have a pic of her, post a picture of someone who will be your "wanna be" girlfriend. Verses Due Monday at 12:00PM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here Last edited by DaTrusHurtz : 02-19-07 at 08:28 PM. |
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02-15-07, 11:55 AM | #2 | ||||||
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IP: 9710 71C8
this my girl homie.. hurry up n post so we can do this shit
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02-15-07, 06:11 PM | #3 | ||||||
New to RV
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IP: 9710 71C8
damn still aint here? hurry up man u know i dont be on much
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02-15-07, 06:30 PM | #4 | |||||||
Flyweight
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IP: D2AE 47FE
aight. lemme get the pic
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02-15-07, 06:37 PM | #5 | |||||||
Flyweight
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IP: D2AE 47FE
aint my girl really, but eh.
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02-15-07, 07:47 PM | #6 | ||||||
New to RV
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IP: 9710 71C8
sorry its long but seriously this hoe is a walkin concept
So isn't this a GIRLFRIEND pic battle Well that's not a girl... sorry Sureloc the fact is thats bruise on her (his) neck was from tryin to knock the adams apple back in And tell the bitch those earring are played & busted She got a set of Hoopz not even Flava Flav would fuck with WE can shoot it out too nigga, but im quick with those.. So you wont even get your piece halfway up, like your bitches pose Seriously her hair do... i mean nigga just look at her head bigger split in her bangs then most gymnsits can do with their legs She calls the shots, you gettin played its obvious.. Bitch makes him jump thru hoops, then wears them as a display of dominance Her facial features ? mannnnn, you shoulda left her alone How's her ears & nose combine to be bigger than the rest of her dome? He says he's girl's a rider, but the bitch is frail, listen.. What? she's thorough cuz she survived 12 years of eatin fingernail clippins? Obviously it dicksuckin time, already in position see she's makin a small enough hole.... for your dick to fit in Serious her satellite ears... them things is urken me enough lobe on them shits.. to be a donor for brain surgery You dont even have a girl? this is awful, cuz fam.. you coulda used any bitch that you want you chose avril, crossed with a man |
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02-18-07, 11:43 AM | #7 | ||||||
New to RV
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IP: 9710 71C8
damn dood.. want to write the shit for ya i did mines in 1 hour maybe less man... 3 days later... nigga still aint post... anyway whatever nut up man
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02-18-07, 04:35 PM | #8 | |||||||
Flyweight
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IP: 8D35 3EA1
shut the fuck up. i have other leagues to post in. i'll post later today.
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02-18-07, 06:20 PM | #9 | |||||||
Flyweight
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IP: 6624 B504
aight... Before this battle, I didnt know if Phil was gay or what even with that pic of ya 'girl', Im STILL not sure which way is U.P. And that so-called face on it's head made me weap kid Cuz ya bitch looks like Jabba the Hut...with a cheap wig She better keep her legs crossed or suffer the dino sound Her pussy has a strong enough smell to bring a rhino down Normally, crossing ya legs aint bad, but this shit is worse That once YOUR girl crosses em...she offends the whole Christian church Her hair is a disaster fo' real, I've only begun when I'm hungry But she has enough highlights to give ESPN a run for their money She reaaal loose, you're just gonna have to face it B She must be a hip-hop fan though cuz her pussy is the place to be I see you sleep on the floor, you HAD skill but the fact is... Your skills disapeared from sight...along with the mattress This shit is sad yo, but at the same time beautiful Wearing a black dress? Damn, shes ALREADY dressed for your funeral I bet her hair comes in handy huh? I believe in magic You can hold her hair out the car window...to weave through traffic Its really pitiful, shes more of a man than you, its true in advance Shes got a bigger bulge on her nose than you do in your pants... 21 lines...Good Luck. VOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTESSSS |
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02-19-07, 06:10 AM | #10 | |||||||
New to RV
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IP: 9710 71C8
Quote:
who you givin lip too? fuck boy |
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02-19-07, 10:42 AM | #11 | ||||
Fuck Parents
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IP: CC9E C050
And tell the bitch those earring are played & busted
She got a set of Hoopz not even Flava Flav would fuck with WE can shoot it out too nigga, but im quick with those.. So you wont even get your piece halfway up, like your bitches pose Her facial features ? mannnnn, you shoulda left her alone How's her ears & nose combine to be bigger than the rest of her dome? He says he's girl's a rider, but the bitch is frail, listen.. What? she's thorough cuz she survived 12 years of eatin fingernail clippins? vs ummm, nothin. here's why..... that doesnt even look like a wig so all the weave punches are done. you can't tell what her pussy smells like n shit like that from a pic. whats wrong w/ highlights? lol how u know if there's a mattress there or not? ok, i take one thing back, i did like one line..... This shit is sad yo, but at the same time beautiful Wearing a black dress? Damn, shes ALREADY dressed for your funeral but anyway, v/ uncil phil
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02-19-07, 02:12 PM | #12 | |||||||
Flyweight
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IP: 7989 0135
lol @ Uncle Phil getting angry. anyways, 1-0.
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02-20-07, 04:57 PM | #13 | ||||
New to RV
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IP: 4E72 851E
Well that's not a girl... sorry Sureloc the fact is
thats bruise on her (his) neck was from tryin to knock the adams apple back in And tell the bitch those earring are played & busted She got a set of Hoopz not even Flava Flav would fuck with WE can shoot it out too nigga, but im quick with those.. So you wont even get your piece halfway up, like your bitches pose Seriously her hair do... i mean nigga just look at her head bigger split in her bangs then most gymnsits can do with their legs She calls the shots, you gettin played its obvious.. Bitch makes him jump thru hoops, then wears them as a display of dominance He says he's girl's a rider, but the bitch is frail, listen.. What? she's thorough cuz she survived 12 years of eatin fingernail clippins? Serious her satellite ears... them things is urken me enough lobe on them shits.. to be a donor for brain surgery Vs. This shit is sad yo, but at the same time beautiful Wearing a black dress? Damn, shes ALREADY dressed for your funeral Her hair is a disaster fo' real, I've only begun when I'm hungry But she has enough highlights to give ESPN a run for their money Vote Uncle Phil Much more consistant, original and hard hitting. Took pretty much every aspect into consideration and flipped it well (excluding the closer). Sureloc lacked originality and wording, that really took a toll on the punches' effect. Pretty easy to see the winner here.. |
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02-21-07, 05:12 PM | #14 | |||
I Hurt.
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IP: ED7F 63D3
And tell the bitch those earring are played & busted
She got a set of Hoopz not even Flava Flav would fuck with Her facial features ? mannnnn, you shoulda left her alone How's her ears & nose combine to be bigger than the rest of her dome? Seriously her hair do... i mean nigga just look at her head bigger split in her bangs then most gymnsits can do with their legs vs. Her hair is a disaster fo' real, I've only begun when I'm hungry But she has enough highlights to give ESPN a run for their money This shit is sad yo, but at the same time beautiful Wearing a black dress? Damn, shes ALREADY dressed for your funeral Both verses here were kinda up and down. A lot of stuff that wasn't bad, but not much that stood out. This battle was actually kinda close, but Sureloc looks like came up a quotable or two short in this one. Vote - Uncil Phil |
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02-21-07, 10:11 PM | #15 | |||||||
DaTrus Is A Bitch!
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IP: C96C BD2D
Uncle Phil: Well that's not a girl... sorry Sureloc the fact is thats bruise on her (his) neck was from tryin to knock the adams apple back in And tell the bitch those earring are played & busted She got a set of Hoopz not even Flava Flav would fuck with He says he's girl's a rider, but the bitch is frail, listen.. What? she's thorough cuz she survived 12 years of eatin fingernail clippins? Obviously it dicksuckin time, already in position see she's makin a small enough hole.... for your dick to fit in Serious her satellite ears... them things is urken me enough lobe on them shits.. to be a donor for brain surgery Vs. Surlec Holmes: Normally, crossing ya legs aint bad, but this shit is worse That once YOUR girl crosses em...she offends the whole Christian church Her hair is a disaster fo' real, I've only begun when I'm hungry But she has enough highlights to give ESPN a run for their money Vote - Uncle Phil Last edited by Syntax : 02-21-07 at 10:20 PM. |
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