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Meh...not as good as my other two drops...but I styll think it's fukkin funny lol. Check dis out...latest keystyle by PaYce...a day at the swimming pool! enjoy =)
*Story from Sandlot* lmao


[PaYce]
Wat up guys?
[Guys]
PaYce dawg...I saw u gettin arrested the other day...what happened dawg!?!?!?! I heard you was layin it down on sum lifegaurd!!! tell us what happened!?!?!?
[PaYce]
Haha...ya'll just can't get enuff of my stories...check dis out lol...

I always chill at the pool...just to see the lifeguard
Gurl looks better than Berry...than she did in Gothicka!
One day last summer...just couldn't take it no more!
Wanted me wit her...and my seamon on the floor!
I devised an ill plan...This shit had no way to fail!
and if all went right...then my dick would prevail!
Knowin I couldn't swim...walked to the divin board,
Bounced off dat shit...with dreams of sexual intercourse!
My plan worked perfect...she dived right off her tower,
and within that reaction...my cock gained power!
Everybody watched as she saved me...lay me on deck
she went "I must do CPR...or dis kids good as dead!
So she put her lips to my mouth...Breathed in once,
Little did this bitch noe...my fun was far from done!
Breathed in again...and checked my breathin payce
hadda hold my breath...tho my heart started 2 race
She went in again...Now it was tyme for the finisher!
Pressed her lips against mine...ya noe i was kissin her!
Inserted my tongue...started rubbin it against hers!
When she picked me up and yelled "U LIL FUKKIN PERV!"
Gurl grabbed my arm...and threw me out of the pool
I yelled "told ya'll I was smart...Momma didnt raise no fool!"
Next thing I dat I knew...The cops had me...I under arrest
apparently the gurl was 17...even tho she had a DD chest!
It was all worth it...I would have killed just to kiss dis g!
even tho she was a minor.............................
...............she'll always be an adult to me!

[Guys]
Ahahahahaha...PaYce u lil dirty fuk! wat else did u do???

Payce]
Before I went to sleep dat night...I sung "I Wish"...
Cuz Just like R.Kelly..............
I prayed to fuk another teenage Bitch!!!

[Guys]
AHAHAHAHA!!!