I challenge you to a gentleman's duel of wordsmanship.

You know the rules:

Spit first, spitoons only (sidewalk is 50$ fine).
10-16 lines, no singles. Doubles, Triples, and Tetris are allowed.
After check in, 40 minutes, take a ticket for your coat.
No shenannigans, shacanery, tomfoolery, monkey shines, hoodwinking, or bamboozling.
Mind your manners.
And I don't want to have to say this again, absolutely no dirty limericks.