Watch out peeps, i got 2 tricks up my sleeve/
But dont ask questions, coz im not jeeves/
And if i find you outside my house tom peepin'/
Ill creep in your house while your familys sleepin'/
Leave your sister wet, but your mum and dad greavin'/
Like google, i got shit to be seekin'/
I suggest you think before you start speakin'/
Coz im known for alot more crimes than just theifing/
Ill leave holes in your face, in a blacked out place/
Cut off your fingers, so you cant tie your shoelace/
Do what you want, bring me to a courtcase/
But guess what?, the judge is two faced/
I pay him off, whenever im in trouble/
Or whenever i got too much on my plate for me to juggle/
You see, im a criminal, tryna keep death rates to a minimal/
But every time a see a gang in my view, i always seem to hit 'em all/
Doesnt matter if there big or small, im not afraid/
Ill fuck there sister coz i was born to get laid/
Ill turn them upside down, and pin them up like a donkey/
Bitch slap there face and say 'who's the top honkey?'/
Yes or No, its a simple straight awnser/
And if they say no, they'll need more than a plaster/
Im a sex master, not a sex slave/
Although i could change the rules, if a girl could behave/
Im too tired to move, too tired to shave/
But not afraid of death, infact im waiting for my grave/
But if you see me on the street, better sound the alarm/
Or ill expose the way in which you're stuck to your palm/


SORRY PEOPLE, I WAS BORED AND JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH RHYMING.
ANYWAYZ. HOLLA
PE@CE

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Razer Vs Dagreatest

Text Record:
Will A Peer Vs Razer (5-2)
Tha*Reign*Man Vs Razer (0-5)
Puertoricanelly Vs Razer (0-5)
guyver4mk Vs Razer (0-3): (Gave Up)
Da Greatest Vs Razer (0-5)

4 Wins, 3 Knockouts, 1 Loss.

That's some good work. There's lots of strengths there. I like your rhyming scheme. Your lines are sound...there's some nice punctual shit there...very funny. Heh. Keep doing ya thang...the only weakness there is the donkey / honkey verse...but, that can easily be worked on. Good job.