revised. i wrote this a few days after i started here, decided to redo it, its funny shit

This is a Kapone Production

cover up fat bitch your sex lifes lookin dark
it could be the fact your fat with huge stretch marks
you need a blanket? well shamu heres a tarp
i got the right to fight, so fatty dont start
theres no way i could ever get with you
i cant look at you any more im through
my eyes r burning im sorry, i gotta go
cuz you know damn well no one wantsa sumo hoe

gotta get some where fast, but i aint got no cash
so i lift the flab of that ass
and find enuff change for a tank of gas
and im sorry im leavin i gotta bail
cuz theres no way in hell im stickin my dick in a whale

attention this is reality callin you bitch
get off my dick cuz you cant have it
you could lift up ur flab and find the remote
icroaked and died cuz u sat on me and my back broke

well this little piggy went to the market
the same little piggy went home
this little piggy tried to fuck kapone
and wound up with 2 slaps in the dome
the same big bitch trys everyday to get boned
but always comes up short and alone
hold the phone, shes goin on the subway diet
" i need a veggie sub, but please fry it".
suicide aint so bad bitch, try it
so when ur still 800 pounds, dont cryonit

bitch, ur fat and theres no changin that
the stacks of oreos aint helpin that crap
your varicose veins on ur fat look like a road map
so if we got lost in the woods, i could find my way back
so dont try to lose weight, just kill your self
u could eat salad, but the gummi bears wont help
and another thing, u dont give no lap dances,
if u do that dude needs some fuckin glasses

uve had sex before? now u just lied
no way any dudes puttin his dick in the "great divide"
kinda like the grand canyon, 4 miles to the other side
u defy physics with ur ass, and there aint a single guy
who would make u his bride, its the thought thats counts, u tryed

but i dont wanna see u agin get out my face u whale
im done clownin fat bitches, like their pusses. its just stale