Heres mine:

Time to make Jd-see this ain't the safest place to be
Keep children out his reach he molests ages 3 to 13
Only death resultin from this meetin is yours, gay-d
Shud kno how to make an abbreve’, cosa ur H.I.V
Deploy textual death squads 2 track u down and kill ya
Destroy ur mind cos I kno "Daddy No!!!" sounds familiar
Grab u, put u in a van n go, just like in that whack line
Play some Jodece, mask the screams, cos its slash time
Jack da Crapper, tryin to be a rapper is jus futile
Lack the brain matter, u slapper, stick to watchin 8-mile
U'd battle better if u were typin wearin mittens
U Can-do-Nada apart from take this total ass kickin
Cudn't hold it down if u were 10 tons n had guy ropes
Concede n fold, u drowned, hey it was fun but u bin smoked