Ok here is some UK style shit, you americans might not understand the lingo but peep it anyhow.

<verse>
im just trying to fuck you,
thats what couples fucking do,
put down you book and loosen up,
i'll tell you something that bitch dont fuck!
<verse>


i sigh and roll over stare into the black,
thoughts of sexual positions and havin her on her back,
what the fucks wrong bitch? oi i don't dare ask,
how long can this sex drought fucking last?,
painters are in! I got a sore fucking head!,
wheres that mag with the centrefold spread?,
i love this bitch, but she just don't put out,
i remember the start when there werent no drought,

<verse>
im just trying to fuck you,
thats what couples fucking do,
put down you book and loosen up,
i'll tell you something that bitch dont fuck!
<verse>

we'd do it int the kitchen, car and cinema,
now i can't remember what it like to be in her,
thoughts pounding worming through my brain,
whos she shagging? the pill? is she under strain,
probably not shes just tired!, why the fuck she tired?
oi thats right she was drunk last night, proper wired,
out drinking with that fucking uni friend,
she were'nt to tired to be out with them then,

<verse>
im just trying to fuck you,
thats what couples fucking do,
put down you book and loosen up,
i'll tell you something that bitch dont fuck!
<verse>

oi! i wake her up start to fire question by question,
whats wrong with you its been a week! have you become lesbian?,
leave it out boy im tired i need my sleep and i got to work,
ive got my period, im bloated and my heads starting to hurt,
you need to see a doctor lady with all the pains you could be dying,
the inevitable happens, shes takes the female way out she starts crying,
now i got to apologise, give her a hug and she settles back down,
i sign roll over stare into the black, wait for tomorrow and another round.

<verse>
im just trying to fuck you,
thats what couples fucking do,
put down you book and loosen up,
i'll tell you something that bitch dont fuck!
<verse>