Went to this party last week, had too much bacardi to drink
Soon every bitch seemed hot, least that's what I think
Took this chick to a room, but what the fuck did I know
Too wasted to judge her, gave her something to blow
She gave me a lap dance, she knew how to wiggle
But I was too drunk to notice that her stomach would jiggle
Bitch was nappy as hell, I could tell, I just knew it
Screw it, I felt happy, the bud light told me to do it
Was the time of the month again, had to hit it from the back
Stuck the shaft in the ass, pulled it out covered in crap
Put the cock in the mouth and let her slob it a bit
If I could find it in the flab I would have tapped that clit
Her mouth foamed with bubbles, fuck I'm in trouble
I'm lost in the blubber, and I can't find a rubber
Someone call a doctor I think this bitch needs lypo
Sorry for the rudeness lets just call that a typo
Woke up in the morning like yo' what the fuck did I do
She looked at me, smiled, and said yo' you got any food