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Old 11-04-04, 09:00 AM   #1
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Welcome, To Internet dating for dummys.
If you are reading this you are involved in the following:

1)an Internet relationship
2)thinking about getting into one
3)just wondering what the fuck this is about

Alright, Now....read along..this is going to be a long lesson for some of you.

1) In an Internet relationship


Okay, So you've got yourself an internet Girlfriend/Boyfriend. There's obviously a problem with your Face, for u not to be able to find One offline

Here's a list of all reasons Why this is a STUPID thing to do:

1).Neither one of you've made plans on see'n eachother...
2) neither one of you seen eachothers pics
3) You both say your going to be faithful..i mean..what kind of dummy stays faithful to pussy/dick thats 100 miles away! especially when u havent even met yet!!
4) You talk on the phone saying "oh i wish i was there" bull shit..if u really wanted to be there you would..but i guess your too ugly or too insecure to go meet someone who thinks your the right one..and i assume u wouldnt want to ruin that with your looks?
5)its Gayer than male porn
6)Get a Life, Get out of the house

The Do's and Don'ts

1)People on the internet are fake, dont ever believe shit they tell you
Example:"Baby im so thick, and i got long hair"
That will soon turn into.."i need to loose weight baby, i think imma cut my hair off"....
soon as you meet the broad..she's some obese bitch with a bald head.
So with that said..if you are trying to be Fake, Be smart from jump...or just stop being insecure.if u dont have a Physical relationship then u shouldnt have an online relationship either..its obvious ur ugly..

2)DO NOT..and i mean DO NOT ....post up threads saying "Pics of my Girl" when u aint in any of the broads pictures!..that shit isnt cute...niggas trying to make it seem like the broads really they girlfriends, when they aint meet the broad yet....which leads me to number 3

3)Don't pretend you've met someone on the internet unless you've got both stories str8..even then..its still gay..because there's no proof of the two of you being together

4).dont be so quick to tell the person you love them...How can you love someone you havent even SEEN in person yet..you aint even sniffed this niggas balls yet and you claiming you love him?

5)Understand that there are psycho's online..so if this person hasnt proved to be the person in the pictures they shown you...leave it alone,it could be a Guy posin as a girl.or a girl posin as a guy.

6)Phone sex isnt cute at all..so when u do it..don't go back to your friends tellin them niggas "oh i just ran thru my girl a lil bit ago"...:::sighs:: when all you ran thru was a Phone number.

Questions I have

1)..What makes you think this is Cool to do?
2)..Does this really satisfy your needs? to have a relationship on a computer screen..and to only be able to speak to your "loved one" with a keyboard and a phone Card?
3)..Do you honestly think they will be faithful to you?? Even if they are ugly..if they get any kind of attention outside of the net..they will quickly and gladly jump at that
4)why is it so common that kids on boards hook up with the poetry Girls..and then after they are oh so "In Love" they have to make love collabs and bull shit..its Gay stop doing it :/


Welp I'm Done with the topic of the hour.
There will Be another one up Shortly covering the topic most common threads set on Forums :

"The top 10 Mc's"
"hottest Femcee"
"Im leaving"
"Rate the Mc above you"
"Illest newbies on site"
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Old 11-04-04, 10:14 AM   #2
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do you wanna go on a date, lol.
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Old 11-04-04, 10:39 AM   #3
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Old 11-04-04, 03:19 PM   #4
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^^
this was kinda gay.
very long but im stupid and read it.
who really has a internet relationship.
whoever does seek help fast u need it.
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Old 11-04-04, 04:53 PM   #5
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wow. you wasted all that time typin up that shit ...
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Old 11-04-04, 09:10 PM   #6
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lol my god u have way to much free time, i didnt read it cuz i only have relationships in the real world. if u r tryin to get a spot for your threads then u r wastin your time.
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Old 11-04-04, 09:13 PM   #7
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internet dating is pure stupid..
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Old 11-04-04, 09:15 PM   #8
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Internet dating is fucked up...
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Old 11-05-04, 01:34 PM   #9
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lol my god u have way to much free time, i didnt read it cuz i only have relationships in the real world. if u r tryin to get a spot for your threads then u r wastin your time.


what exactly kind of "SPOT" would i be aiming for? .....it took 10 minutes none the less to type all of it up....free time? majority niggas on here spend at least 3 hours str8 on this board.. SOOOOOOO if u consider typing a few paragraphs too much free time on my hand then u might as well consider text battling or audio battling or anything on a board too much free time.
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Old 11-05-04, 09:54 PM   #10
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no im considerin free time u typin 2 or 3 of these things. whenever im online it says im on cuz i stay logged in. im usually on this site 30 min top. sad thing is that some people make this site their life, and as for the spot u kno the RV Spotlight forum? thats wut im talkin bout. pz
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Old 11-06-04, 12:52 AM   #11
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i daughter this was a good idea cuz it was some funny shit if you really arent gonna do the other topics i suggest you do im always up for some smartass comments keep em comin
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Old 11-06-04, 01:07 AM   #12
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i doughter i met an ex online and she was hot, internet you can find out bout they personalities i guess but lets get to know each other
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Old 11-06-04, 01:18 AM   #13
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aye nigga, hold the fuck up.

I been done this shit. The first time i was 10 so im excused, second time i was 15. i went out and saw homegirl in PA, found out she fucked this otha nigga, beat his ass, but i still hit ya dig? we always knew we werent "going out" until we met so im really not that dumb. she was fine, she thought i was cute enough so smeh@ you. and nigga how bout you WIN a battle and get less ugly ya damn self before you come out with that, nah leans?
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Old 11-06-04, 01:20 AM   #14
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het soc wats good who you talkin bout??
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Old 11-06-04, 01:24 AM   #15
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o never mind he talking bout i-d-h- lol
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