Master Blaster loves itty bitty niggas
So I went on a date with Jermaine Dupri
I wore a sexy black teddy with no tidy whiteys
He wore a purple tank top with some very tight capris
We was going to have a picnic
But Mr M.B.P. was way to picky
After he tried to put it in my ass
So I took it to the throat till it got really sticky
Then I heard Bow Wow
He was like "Not now!!!"
They had sex as I watched
Pulled my pants back down then I climbed right on top
Pissed
I went out side when to my surprise
Standing there was Jay-Z with the moon in his eyes
Told em "I was horny"
He was like "I think Master Blaster gone craaaaazy"
Nas picked em up
So Jay could blow his one mic
What the fuck
But then I met Fat Joe in the same night
Didn't even have to ask his large ass
Even though it was cold
He still got down and swallowed all of the tadpoles
Tired and weary I wanted to go home
Can't cause I still got balls full of juice plus a big bone
Met up with .50 cent the rapper
Robed him for his manhood
Rape him till he was screamin' like a cracker

p.s.->Not gay just creative

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