July 9, 2002
7:00 AM
**The phone rings. 4Eyez answers. It is the doctor, calling to tell our hero that he has only 24 hours to live before his heart stops and he dies.**

July 9, 2002
9:00 AM
I cook up a waffle with ice cream and then I eat it quick
Call my boss up, and tell him "I don't need this shit
I'm not calling in sick, I'm calling enraged, blind as bats
And I don't give a fuck if you'd like fries with that!"

July 9, 2002
Noon
Order the most expensive thing on a restaurant's menu
Then after lunch, I've got some private business to tend to
I hunt down Carrot Top...Don't kill him, just do this much instead
I'll tie him up, blindfold that clown, and then shave his fuckin' head

July 9, 2002
3:30 PM
Now that I'm about to die, I see things with clarity
So I take most of my cash, and give it to charity
I spend most of my dollars, but I keep just a few
To buy my family some gifts, it's the least I can do

July 9, 2002
6:30 PM
I get my sister necklaces, for my dad, some DVD's
I buy us lobsters for dinner, four we eat, and three we freeze
We eat until we're full, and then when we're sick of it
My family member all embrace, and mom cries a little bit

July 9, 2002
8:00 PM until Dawn
I call my friends to say good bye, then tell off my enemies
Even though I'm 'bout to die, I've got boundless energy
So I call up all the girls who were with me, thick and thin
And have lots of crazy sex, 'til at dawn my dick went limp

July 10, 2002
6:59 AM
I've been as generous as Santa Clause, and now I'm Nickle-less
I got to pummel Carrot Top, and I probably have syphylis
But I feel like I'm ready to get killed or die...

July 10, 2002
7:01 AM
Uh-oh, now I'm fucked for sure, I'm still alive

Hope you enjoyed.

Peace