C'mon y'all, get ya ass up for the dopest, one more time get ya ass up for the dopest...
lets go........

i'm unfuckwitable an unforgetable...
the dicks not edible...
...so bitch dont bite
an i know u want it in the ass, so bitch dont fight...
i'm high as a kyte an seein stars...
the weed got me fucked up like the jamaican in my avatar..
puff, puff, puff, puff, then i'll pass u the roach...
i've had enough so get ready to run laps for your coach..
i'm part of the legendary emcees an we takin over...
i feel lucky to be part of the team.....
......like findin a pot of gold with a four leaf clover...
with this clique behind me, i got high self esteem...
soon as they offerd me the position i was peachy keen...(ha)
now i'm just one soldier led by the rest of my army...
so i got guerillas on the offense an defence so it'd make sense if u didnt try to harm-me...bitch!

hook:
Get ya ass up for the dopest, c'mon yall n get ya ass up for the dopest, one last time come n get ya ass up for the dopest...
...lets go!

when u step up to me at the battle arena u get stage fright...
an if by any chance my rhymes cant contain you, thiss fuckin cage might..
lock u up n throw away the key...
stick u in with r kelly so he can do the ''peepee''...
so get ya ass up, homies, get ya ass up, tricks...
now put ya ass down ladies an sit on these dicks...
now bounce, bounce, dont stop just bounce...
fuck, i payed 45 bucks for this when i could of had n ounce?
next time i wont hire no hooker...
or at least pay, i'll just beat her before i fuck-her...
this my happy song so c'mon n sing along...
choke a slut with her thong then drown her in the water from a bong...
so if ya sick like me an u dont respect a lady...
fuck the coochie til she goes crazy n then she'll wannabe your baby...

Hook:
Get ya ass up for the dopest, c'mon yall n get ya ass up for the dopest, one last time come n get ya ass up for the dopest...
...lets go!

all these chickens luv me cause i'm oh so handsome...
i'll steal mary-kate n hold ashley ransom...
tell her all i want is a 3some, we dont have to 4play...
dress em both in latex n have sex the hardcore way...
one lickin my nuts the other sittin on my face...
when i'm done u would think i had 2 dicks cause theres cum all over the place...
then i move onto the more mature women n stick her on skates..
....cause she cant keep up the pace...
but i'm generous so i keep em laced...
a ring from a cereal box should do the job...
cause all i want is a ''jockey'' for my nob
fellas just holla if u want help findin a girl...
cause everyone i met after 5 minutes they said i rocked theyre world....

Hook:
Get ya ass up for the dopest, c'mon yall n get ya ass up for the dopest, one last time come n get ya ass up for the dopest...
...lets go!






aight it aint a freestyle to be exact, but it aint pre-written, i just wanted to rhyme an just flowed in general about well......nothin but gimme some feed anyway yall

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