Shadow:

Hi. I'm Shadow-the-God, and I'm flattered-to-Mod, and I don't know if it matters-or-not...but I switched accounts with "Chicken"...cause I'm so afraid to battle-the-Proph. If I could just saddle-his-cock, maybe this hassle-will-stop, cause I've tampered-a-lot, to try to dismantle-this-jock...but he's emphatically-hot, every time he dramatically-drops, and I (w)rap good only once a year...and that's CHRISTMAS DAY when I'm (w)rapping-a-box. I truely want his rapping-to-stop, but I'll be the laughing-stock, of Rapbattles.com, If I ban him with all the fans-that-he's-got.
All my gay buddies let's get together and start planning-a-plot.

Adapt: Yo Shadow you can't be "HANDED"-a-spot...on Prophet's Last Slaughtered-List, if you cut off-his-WRIST

Shadow: You're a f*cking genius Adapt I never thought-of-this......yeah...I'll just BUTCHer his ass like CASSIDY as soon as he starts-to-spit, cause Lord knows I don't want to spar-with-him!

Koz: It's obvious you two are-dim, minded fart-wimps...who are scared to get raped-openly, be like me and just wear a butt plug and you'll be safe...HOPEFULLY

Adapt: Koz you're becoming straight-knowingly...butts are made-to, get filled with penis' that penetrate-through, we read you the RB's Homo click guidelines so you can no longer be in our gay-crew!

Koz: Yeah I'm turning straight-dude...I've "SEEN THE LIGHT"...new bulbs in my room...now I have better-vision, giving me a little extra-wisdom, dude your records-sh*tty, your only quality win was against Epidemic!

Adapt: F*ck you man...I battled who ever the weather-permitted!

Koz: WTF? This is the net-you-idoit!

Shadow: Yall quit meddling-and-listen, you two aren't helping-any...I guess I've just met-my-equal, my best bet-to-be-through, with Prophet is to end it all with this Desert-Eagle.

Adapt: That's what I'm talking about make his flesh-see-through!


(Shadow puts the gun to his own head and pulls the trigger)


Adapt: I never dreamnt-a-prophet, could mentally inflict so much death-and-violence!!!

Koz: Well...since he dead he won't be needing any money...quit crying like a b*tch and check-his-pockets!



THE END