Rules:

First to 5 wins
3-0 K.O.
30 bar max
Sunday deadline
Blind posts

Oh yeah and no DR, hatin', bitin', recyclin', crew votes or otherwise, you know-the standard rule shit.

OK good luck.

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Checkin' in. Don't no show, kid.

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yo here i go sorry bout tha delay

now first im comin out the gates hard/cat u aint even prepared/cause the champion i will be declared/u bes pray i allow u to be spared/now u need to know im the bes/ like yo name aegis u need to purchase sumthin to protect yo ches/now i got u scared/got yo vision impared/im a giant u jus a wisp/got u soundin like u got a speech impedement liek jim carey in the cable guy rockin the lisp/now i got you surrounded/got u tied up and bounded/while i got yo girl in my room bout to give her my blessin/aint nuttin u can do to keep her from learnin my lesson/now she in there undressin/now back to u/cuttin through u like a surgeon/ill tell u now yo girls no longer a virgin/dont get mad jus cause u couldnt please her/cause im sittin high like julius caesar/im a pro u jus a rookie/while im startin you'll be the campus bookie/Now yo first mistake was attemptin to battle me/u wack i shouldve charged u an admission fee/now this rhyme is about to end/like i told u every battle for me's a win/gonna be interviewin me on ESPN....



word play/meanings:
aegis:a metal plate used to protect the chest area,
wisp: a small person,
In the Cable guy Jim carey had a bad lisp,
julius caesar was a very powerful leader hints sittin high,
campus bookie: guy who controls bets at a college,
ESPN:sports station good athletes interviewed on it

now u know showin

The deadline is Sunday.....

checkin in where u at?

saturday still no show

if he dont post by sunday its a ko right?

No, it's a no show and you win but it isn't a KO...

Quit trippin', kid, I told u Sunday... here it is:

Shifting plate-tectonics, unleashing supersonic-demonics like Satan enunciating-phonics in pitch with orchestral-harmonics/ Cold and blue like-sapphire, it's best you-retire, I'm hackin'-skin makin' Outofsite's platelets-perspire, sculpt faces in your torso reminiscent of audiences laughing at a-satire./ You spit Mother-Goose, but i raped her like a lunatic on the-loose, forget a-truce, tie your dick to a-noose while Outofsite gets fucked in the ass by Cat in The Hat from Dr.-Seuss/ U Drink sperm like-juice, smash your face with a steel-wrench, chop off your head and nail it to a school-bench, while it gets skullfucked by shizophrenics that enjoy the decomposing-stench/ The only thing you punch is a timeclock, while workin' at Safeway swingin'-mops, I'll drag you back to the butcher-shop, watch your dick get-lopped and all your limbs-drop/ Stuff your rectum full of wood-pegs, now you got no arms and no-legs, crack your testicles like Double A eggs, then upload your picture to Rotten.com's database of demented-JPEGs/ Consider me adjusting your retinal-fixation, thrusting poles thru your neck confirming tracheal-asphyxiation/ stamp-rusty nails in your face creating blood clot-agglomerations, similar to multinational-corporations transforming you into downward trends of stockmarket-fluctuations/ Feel a shower of piss water you down like cans of Bud Light, distorting Outofsite in his deluded-plight of asserting diminished-might thru punches weaker than graphics in the first edition of Final-Fight...

There's my cipher...

Get up and vote!

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well even though i might think that some of aegis's shit was pre writ im still gonan have to go with him due to some of the ill punch lines, i thought out of site was alright with soem aight punches and less fillers then aegis but i still think that some of aegis's punches hiut way harder therefore he wins the battle ., im out
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uppin looks like im down 1

uppin need votes

aegis gets my vote. Out of site didn't have that much of a rhyme scheme and his punces were watered down. Aegis came more complex, he had too many big words crammed together, but had an overall better verse. Nice imagery though.