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Old 06-01-05, 10:37 PM   #1
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Micheal jackson does an OJ ( With other random pics)

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After Michael Jackson's wife had her baby, Michael asked her how long it would be before he could have sex.
She replied " For fuxs sake , let the little bastard start walking first


Q: How did Micheal jackson pick his nose
A: With a catalog

The saddest part of this Michael Jackson scandal is that all of this could have been avoided if he just stuck to grabbing his own crotch." —Craig Kilborn


"Michael says he is going to fight these charges tooth and nail — because those are the only real body parts he has left." —Jay Leno


What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13.


" I guess they got Michael on that new law — 3 tykes and you're out." —Jay Leno

Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this
afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom.

Q - Have you heard that Michael Jackson has a date for the trial?
A - His name is Jammie


Q: What is odd about Micheal Jackson dangling a baby over a balcony?
A: He normally tosses them off

Q: Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?
A: Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories.


How do you know when it's bedtime at Neverland?
When the big hand is on the little hand.


What is MJ's new book called?
The Ins & Outs of Child Rearing.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A. Got 2 fives for a 10?

Why does MJ want to be a jockey?
Because he heard they ride 3 year olds.

What's the hardest stain to get out of little boy's underpants?
MJ's make-up.
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Old 06-02-05, 12:17 AM   #2
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