Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

There is enough graphite in the average pencil to draw a line 35 miles long, that's 45,000 words.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

More Monopoly money is printed yearly than real money throughout the world. ( Thats Fucked...)

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide ( hahahah)

A dentist invented the Electric Chair.

A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year ( WTF)

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it

Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes.

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. (thats Some shit.. lol )

On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs

Up until the early 20th century, New Jersey and Wisconsin had laws allowing the castration of epileptics ( ROFLMAO )

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

"One thousand" contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A.

10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment.

11% of the world is left-handed.

25% of a human's bones are in its feet.


259200 people die every day.

27% of Americans believe we never landed on the moon.

48% of astronauts experience motion sickness

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek.

98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim

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wow.........I want more NOW

no you Dont....

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fucka you.Yes I do.

Fuck you.. Your Brain might have a Fact Overload..

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gime a deal foo

haha whoa...some of them are dope.............i saw one that said "each year 1-2 people die from vending machines falling on them" hahaha

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Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek.

LMAO

More Facts Please

wadda i look like a goddamn fax machine... (lame..)

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I have one.......

Somebody wrote the whole bible on one grain of rice.

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A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.

A Baboon called "Jackie" became a private in the South African army in World War I.

A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute.

A body decomposes four times as fast in water than on land.

A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight

A bowling pin only needs to tilt 7.5 degrees to fall.

A broken clock is right at least twice a day.

A butterfly can look at you through 12,000 eyes.

A Californian doctor has set the record of eating 17 bananas in two minutes.

A Canadian tattoo artist had 4,831 tattoos on his body.

A cat uses it's whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.

A chef's hat is tall and balloons at the top so as to counteract the intense heat in the kitchen. The unique shape allows air to circulate around the scalp, keeping the head cool.

A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

A company, Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song "Happy Birthday".

A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 mph.

A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A day on the planet Mercury is twice as long as its year.( Not sure what this means )

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule will not.

A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.

A fish's memory span is 3 seconds ( No wonder my gold fish never gets bored)

A fly always jumps backwards for a quick getaway when you try to hit it.

A full moon is nine times brighter than a half moon.

A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.

A full-grown pumpkin has about 15 miles of roots.

A giraffe and rat can go longer without water than a camel can.

A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.

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how wont a mule sink in quick sand?

maybe 'cause they got some powerful legs, but i'd like too put a mule in quick sand an watch it struggle

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