He's going to hate me forever.

Give me a second to show you while I'm waiting for his mom...

Wait you talked to his moms on aim too? She mad coo, did she ask you for animated smileys?

Yeah, I was fucking with his mom.

Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:49:21 PM)-->: ...
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:49:23 PM)-->: You're a mom now?
I Am Px<!-- (7:49:47 PM)-->: many years, smarty. He went to the movies.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:49:56 PM)-->: What movie?
I Am Px [8:17 PM]: I Am Px<!-- (7:50:30 PM)-->: he wasn't sure. Saw Skeleton Key last week.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:50:39 PM)-->: Karate chop him when he comes home.
I Am Px<!-- (7:51:17 PM)-->: He's bigger than me. Have to think twice about that idea.
I Am Px [8:18 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:51:27 PM)-->: Go low.
I Am Px<!-- (7:51:41 PM)-->: LOL
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:51:55 PM)-->: Get him
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:51:58 PM)-->: ( on the shin )
I Am Px [8:18 PM]: I Am Px<!-- (7:52:42 PM)-->: o-o-o-o-oh That low.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:53:27 PM)-->: Yes.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:53:58 PM)-->: I have legs like a baby buffalo.
Am Px<!-- (7:54:08 PM)-->: i understand now. (But it was funnier the other way ;-))
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:54:15 PM)-->: Or...was it?
I Am Px<!-- (7:54:31 PM)-->: :-[
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:54:40 PM)-->: :-*
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:55:15 PM)-->: He should see Pooh's Heffalump.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:55:19 PM)-->: I heard he got that removed.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:55:29 PM)-->: So I doubt there will be a sequel.
I Am Px<!-- (7:56:03 PM)-->: Is it painful - having a heffalump removed? much blood?
I Am Px [8:19 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:56:11 PM)-->: Depends if you can plug it.
I Am Px<!-- (7:56:30 PM)-->: I can see why you are on the buddy list. That is twice you made me LOL
>Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:56:44 PM)-->: It's just me and Rev have known each other for a long time.
I Am Px<!-- (7:56:55 PM)-->: what do you plug a heffalump with?

She's taking forever... But that question is one worthy of a nobel prize.

I'm waiting her to post the part I start pwning Rev at.

I Am Px [8:22 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:57:49 PM)-->: So that's what you call it?
I Am Px<!-- (7:58:03 PM)-->: I was trying to be tactful????
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:58:18 PM)-->: I see.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:58:21 PM)-->: I was trying to be a demon.
I Am Px<!-- (7:58:48 PM)-->: maybe you are better at your chosen field than me? yes, i think so
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:58:59 PM)-->: My chosen field involves offering candy.
I Am Px<!-- (7:59:11 PM)-->: do i know you?
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:59:16 PM)-->: Maybe.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:59:23 PM)-->: Have you ever seen a person under your car?
I Am Px<!-- (7:59:39 PM)-->: before or after i hit him?
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:59:49 PM)-->: ...Uhm.
I Am Px [8:23 PM]: obotic Waffle<!-- (7:59:57 PM)-->: I don't think the question involved hitting.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:59:57 PM)-->: o_O
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:00:01 PM)-->: Just if you've seen 'em.
I Am Px<!-- (8:00:25 PM)-->: i'm sorry - it is not clicking.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:00:31 PM)-->: Okay.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:00:33 PM)-->: Then you haven't seen me.
I Am Px<!-- (8:01:16 PM)-->: you are teasing me. i do know you, but can't remember when you were under my car.

(I'm teasing Rev's mom, soon I will get there...)

Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:01:29 PM)-->: I was there with a bagful of treats.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:01:41 PM)-->: You may remember me from Santa Clause Three: How Tom got his groove back.
I Am Px [8:23 PM]: Am Px<!-- (8:02:36 PM)-->: nope, i am gonna have to get help for this one. Son saw the movie, no me.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:02:43 PM)-->: k.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:02:44 PM)-->: Mhm.
I Am Px [8:24 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:02:53 PM)-->: Well, me and Rev met on an online chatroom.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:02:57 PM)-->: He told me his was eighteen.
I Am Px<!-- (8:03:12 PM)-->: did he now? His nose is gonna grow.

LMFAO!!!!! word she coo. But Rev gon' fuck you up.

Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:03:24 PM)-->: He told me it wasn't his nose that grows.
I Am Px<!-- (8:03:45 PM)-->: rev doesn't talk that way. Sure you got the right guy?
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:04:11 PM)-->: This is 'Rev', the well known mascot of the Detroit Donkey Thumpers, right?
I Am Px<!-- (8:04:39 PM)-->: yeah, that sounds close. he must just not talk that way to the mom
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:04:47 PM)-->: I see.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:04:54 PM)-->: He told me that he once went to a bar for males.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:04:59 PM)-->: ;| That's where he met me.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:06 PM)-->: For the first time IRL.
I Am Px<!-- (8:05:11 PM)-->: he lied
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:12 PM)-->: He looked younger.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:23 PM)-->: Maybe the guy's were in cohorts.
I Am Px [8:26 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:26 PM)-->: And playing a trick on me.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:32 PM)-->: Tell Rev that I said.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:37 PM)-->: 'Stop playing me like your four girls'
I Am Px<!-- (8:06:18 PM)-->: I will save the conversation and let him read when he gets home. But, if you know he has four girls, you must be SMHS

(meaning he does have four girls? )


Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:06:27 PM)-->: :\
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:06:30 PM)-->: Hey, you never know.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:06:37 PM)-->: I could be the Toothy Fairy trying to get your address.
I Am Px [8:27 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:06:44 PM)-->: Rev ever thrown a party when you were gone?
I Am Px<!-- (8:07:02 PM)-->: not yet.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:07:12 PM)-->: Yeah, riiight.
I Am Px<!-- (8:07:29 PM)-->: i haven't gone anywhere.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:07:31 PM)-->: Ever been to prison?
I Am Px<!-- (8:07:49 PM)-->: only in bad dreams


Robotic Waffle [8:09 PM]: Plus, prison is only bad if you don't realize you get THREE meals a day.
Robotic Waffle [8:09 PM]: I'm saving it for future reference to confront Rev.
Robotic Waffle [8:09 PM]: But don't tell Rev, he'll try to send me more goat porn. :\
I Am Px [8:10 PM]: he is rather clever at finding weird stuff.
Robotic Waffle [8:10 PM]: He found me.
Robotic Waffle [8:10 PM]: Hiding under your car.
Robotic Waffle [8:10 PM]: With a video camera and a bag full of candy.
Robotic Waffle [8:11 PM]: So, could you please send the conversation in the mail thus far?
Robotic Waffle [8:11 PM]: k.
I Am Px [8:11 PM]: ryan?
Robotic Waffle [8:11 PM]: You got me.
Robotic Waffle [8:11 PM]: How did you know it was me?
I Am Px [8:12 PM]: only kid I know who

I Am Px [8:31 PM]: I Am Px<!-- (8:12:10 PM)-->: only kid I know who understood a video camera besides my buddy.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:12:21 PM)-->: ...He...understood?
I Am Px<!-- (8:12:23 PM)-->: and that wicked sense of humor

( I think his mom is hitting on me here. )

Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:12:26 PM)-->: ...
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:12:27 PM)-->: .
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:12:30 PM)-->: I need to meet this Ryan.
I Am Px<!-- (8:13:02 PM)-->: yeah, teasing me again. Ryan could take a computer apart - and PUT IT BACK TOGETHER SO IT WORKED.

(let me get more, stupid unreliable PC)

ROFL@ rev doesn't talk that way.

Damn thats bogus shit

His mom doesn't know how hood he is.

Robotic Waffle [8:33 PM]: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Robotic Waffle [8:33 PM]: I saw War of the Worlds. Indeph told me he loved you.