last night there was a party at this girl named kelly's house. Me and my friend wanted to show up casually late. So we went to Target to browse and whatnot. I went to the electronics department and i asked the guy "hey do you have mics because im an all-star rapper yo" and he replied, 'ahh skeet skeet my man, no we dont.' now this comment made my crack up. cause this guy was whiter than me. Anyway we stroll to the toy/kids department and we started playing with the hulk hands and the mr. fantastic extender arm. But then i saw it, the perfect party wear. a childs batman costume. it was for ages 4-6 and i felt that it would suite my boyish good looks. so i put it on, it was great extremely tight but great. i was decked out with the mask, the cape, the chest protector thing, and the utility belt. next i went to get a soda. mountain dew was my weapon of choice. so i drank it while continuing to browse light sabers and things of that nature. finally i got bored so we made some appearences in wal-mart and subway.

next we went to kelly's party and wow did it suck, so i set an alarm on my bat phone and when the alarm went off i pretended to talk to somone who was in need of help. so i said 'later kelly batman needs to go pickup jon'.


so me and my friend left and did not return. we then went to my friends house and had the 'dont go to kelly's party' party. this party was pretty cool for about an hour. but then ppl started to leave. so me and my friend made some prank phone calls and sent tubgirl to ppl on aim. and then my friend made me an egg sandwich because that was all he had was eggs and fudgesicles. but then we gotta genius idea. why dont we steal a street sign and put it on the middle school roof.

so no we are cruising the street looking for street signs. the first street sign we found was perefect it was a handicap parking sign...but when we were de-bolting it we awoken a hornets nest. so we ran into the car and sped away. as we were driving away this what looked like a small bear crossed the street. we slowed down and found out it was only a really big dog, as we were pasing it, it turned and came full out sprinting at our car. i swear it was fuckin kujo this thing scared the shit outta batman. we finally found a no trespassing sign. this was easy to get all we had to do was dig up the pole (beacuse it was bolted to a short pole) so we took this large sign and traveled to the middle school. we got on the roof thanks to batmans keen sense of roof getting on, yea. so we are up on the roof and we plant the sign. its looks beautiful. so the next thing i do is urinate off the roof. because who doesnt love to urinate off of something really high.

and soon we plan on getting this one street sign the street is called foch st. i think thats hilarious. but we are practicing our sign stealing techniques we need to perfect them so we can do a quick in and out job. but that was my night.

wow im cool