ok...i live in fucking Tennessee...so lets be real..nobody raps here...theres like 6 rappers in my fucking city...but anyways...

i have NEVER battled anyone face to face......

SOOO im at this party sat. night.....at this run down trailor by some lake...theres like 40 people in this fuckin little ass trailor LOL....everybodys drunk off their ass...

so theres this kid that raps that is there....and one of my friends hooked me up with him cause hes been wantin to record some stuff...and well...hes gonna pay me to record his album....but.....

everybody Dashes into the fuckin trailor except for me..i didnt know what the hell was goin on...and Richard..my friend that got us together for him to record....comes outside..and he's like...Rocks ready to freestyle...u gotta come in here and battle him..i was like...well....ok....

so there a good 40 people jam packed in this trailor...and i was like how u wanna do this?...we agreed on a lil cypher battle....2 bars at a time.....

i was like...hold on...let me finish my glass of alcohol lol...

so i did....

and i spit some gay...."ill lite you up like christmas tree" line...which a couple people laughed at....it was ok...

then he said some wack shit...and i laughed at him..lol..

then i said something like......."fuck a ride on Mtv, ill Pimp Your Bitch"....everybody laughed....

then he spit some wack shit....then i came back with the closed casket ender...

"Why would i record your shit when its wack / Cause ill tuck my penis between my legs so you can suck my dick from the back "

LMAO...everybody laughed...and it was over...yea...i owned him..but anywayss.....figured id share my first battle story.....

it felt pretty good...it was fun....for those who dont battle...you should try it...

and no..not text battle...

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