Impress me, son.

This ain't beef, thats why it ain't in the beef thread, but you had ALOT to say on my ''text'' rhymes, and I aint lookin for a slangin' match with you or anyone else, I just wanna see some of your shit seen as how your quick to give out tips to others, ya feel?

who knows, maybe you can teach me a thing or two haha...

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Well when I first saw this I thought for sure it was in Beef Threads, then I saw it in anything goes, so props for that, even though in a way I was trying to beef with you. (Is cool now) meh. Uh, sure i'll show my recent PL in PLL, and some others from PLL that are good examples, and wtv, if you agree with me you can try and elevate and shit off my tips, or you can disagree and we can agree to disagree and what not.

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Ugh ^
I was trynna be a smart ass by makin this thread

but your right, its cool. we cool....whatever, yo.

but go 'head and amaze me wit'cha talents, kid.

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lolol, I had a feeling you were being sarcastic, fuck it then, I won't waste my time if you don't care

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Naaaaaaah, Nah.
You ain't gota be all like that, I WAS Bein' sarcastic, lol...Now i'm not.

I just always went round hating on you just for the hell of it, I aint never even read your rhymes or nothin, yo!

Enlighten me..

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lmfaoooooooooooooo, bastard, I used to do that to troop, but it was sooo much worse, like if he was online at the same time as me, I was in every thread he posted in reminding him of how I ko'ed his ass. But we're cool now. Anyways, i'll brb with punchlines and wtv

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LOL ^
Aight..cool.

I do the same thing too Spul too. he mad funny to fuck around with, he a cool ''nicca'' tho.

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speaking of wich, Me vs. Spul (best text battle of september award)

Dear SPuL

I regret to inform that I smash you & got your boys haltin’
Cuz how is Spul gonna face me, when his whole city is Bolton?
Bolting/Bolton, the city he lives in is bolton
We all hate you, get disowned, abandoned, left as a bum
And RV can’t help but desert you… it’s where you came from
Desert, like the sahara desert, and desert him, ya you get it
Trying to impress kids by calling me out, what’d you think…
But i’ll cancel his show since Spul always has the weakest links
this was just wack, w/e, he always ussed hyperlinks in his battle
Wack fuck, even his coach kicked him off the roster, shit
Cuz…
Spul couldn’t play the center of attention, and he’s got some ugly pics!
Center = center position in basketball, pics = picks, like a pick and roll (wack also)
Weak when ya post up, i’ll crack ya ankles, I got sick skills with no cure
Cuz on the court, Iraq up the points while your just part of their culture
I-rack up the points
Get fucking owned, Jack The Ripper.. infamous for killing hoes
Have ya corpse with a popped trunk, & I aint referring to your nose
Trunk like elephant trunk, I was saying I popped (punched) his big nose, and also, trunk like a popped car trunk
LOL @ msn, “Soc was dissing me in LL, Jack what do I do!?”
The kid really can’t take a joke, unless it’s from a site or two
he "bit" off a joke site, well he didn't really, but he tooks concept from it and got banned for it, it was some bs though, w/e
I can’t stress it enough, your not good, a loser, you suck with the pen
Who the fuck gets their account unbanned so they can cheat on it again?
pretty obvious hard hitting personal, he got strobe to unban his acount, then he used it to cheat
Kid always beggs me to drop feed on his songs, but the truth...
I think his audios are the perfect things... not to listen too
making fun of his audios
The kid wants to make a splash, so i’ll throw his ass off a bridge
Cuz Spul israeli wack… and I aint talking ‘bout his heritage
is really wack
Yours truly, Jack The Ripper

As you can see, most of the time my set-ups had nothing to do with the following line, wich is NOT good, my wordplay was decent, but sometimes I used wordplay where, I just used a word that sounded like something else and put it in, but when you interpret it in that other sounding way, the sentance dosn't make sense. Now I use wordplay where no matter wich way you interperate the word the sentance still makes sence.

So ya, like I said, I been elevating, and I use a double sylable rhyme scheme now.

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too much of ur wordplay is forced and un-natural, ur structure is stretched, basic, predictable and boring, same goes for ur rhyme scheme and rhymes, basically no multies. too much played shit... yeh, u suck

1) My shit wasn't played
2) Multies don't matter
3) The rest of the shit you said is right
4) I don't suck on RV
5)Blah, you're just hating on me cuz I said you're ugly, pig nose biatch, your audio is wack too.

Heh, that was before I elevated again anyways.

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yeah, you truely do suck

AHAHAHAHAHA, Boston concept? It's a BOLTON concept, and the shit aint played porky, get links and prove me wrong, otherwise shut your fat ass up. Remember, i'm still built, muwhahahahaha. You're still fat.

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oh wow im fat, want a cookie?? too laye, i ate it allready, oh wow i made a typo woopty fuckin doo... and why the fuck would i wanna go back on rapmusic.com and search back about 4 years ago when i first used that bolton concept in a battle??? seriously.. your fuckin wack, plain and simple.

im fat, but i can loose weight, your wack, and will stay that way unless u accept that u suck

iraq lines = played.. boston concept = played.. id list more but u get the picture
No, they aren't, so go get the links, porky

yes they do, they prove ur ability to do more than just nursery school rhymes, something you obviously cant do
In text, they don't, and I have been using double sylable in my new style, makes no differance anyways

EVERYTHING i said is right
Once again porky, no it's not

no.. you suck period
I'm like top. 3 in text on RV, you don't even follow RV text so I know you're just hating cuz I defended a crew member and called you fat

i replied to this before you called me fat... well done on being retarded though, and yeah my audios suck, im still doing more offline than most of RV and would still merk most people here
That's true, you did reply before I called you fat, meh, k, I was stupid on that one, but yes I agree your audio does suck, and RV audio sucks so ofcourse you could whore most heads. Your songs aren't THAT bad (I only listened to one) But you are HORIBLE at disses and battles, and are telling me about disses and battles and how to do them, -_-, good for you, g/l offline, I hope you make it really big in rap, why would that mean anything to me? I'd still think you're gay and fat, but then again I don't know you, so meh.

how many times have i seen kids use this excuse
have you seen my battles when i was noob? They were fucking DISGUSTING, so so so so bad, and then if you read that battle you'd see the improvemant, well I did that again, and elevated once again. Fuck what you say cuz I know you know nothing about text and don't even follow it or read my battles

Heh, i'm bored and there isn't anything else to do right now, but don't expect me to answer back to your dumb posts in the future.

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