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Ok...so my backdoor was jammed...noone in my house could open it, so my mom comes to me and is like "Can you open the backdoor?" and I'm like "...Of course I can." So I follow her to the other room, where my brother and father are in there fucking around with the door...So now its the whole family in there. So I'm like..."Everybody, STAND BACK!!!" and they all clear a path. So I then back away about 10 feet from the door, and begin to run full speed, head-first towards the jammed door. My head then collides with the door, but I forgot to turn the door knob. So then, I run full speed into the door, fall backwards on my ass, get up, and start laughing my ass off. Everyone was looking at me like "....Fucking idiot..." So as I speak, the complete left side of my face is tattered and bloody. I just thought that I would share.

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