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Old 01-10-06, 06:54 PM   #1
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50 things Bitches Should know....real talk

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50 things Bitches Need to know... point blank period

1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy bear.


2. Swallow. Don't start the race if you ain't gonna finish it.


3. While giving a hand job please remove all rings from your fingers,
they hurt really bad.


4. Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald.


5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody.


6. There is no such thing as a fat, ugly, blow job.


7. If you ask us to any sort of dance that requires that we wear a
tie, we expect a sexual favor in return.

8. If you used a vibrator and let us watch it might be the greatest
moment of our life.

9. If you wonder why we will not eat you out it is most likely
because; it stinks, its hairy, or it stinks and its hairy.

10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it just let us watch.


11. Birth control is the best invention ever. Start poppin those
bitches.


12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does not mean that we like
you. It means that we need some ass.


'13. Guys night out means guys night out. It doesn't mean that you and your
friends meet us at the bar later.

14. If you wonder why your ass looks fat in those tight pants its
because you have a fat ass.

15. If you are with us and you start to cry for any reason just get up
and leave.

16. Don't think that we don't know that after we take you out and you
order a salad to make us think you eat healthy that you go home and order
pizza with your fat friends.


17. Once again, seriously shave your shit.


18. Just cause you get our dick one night, does not give you any right
to get it the next.


19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold our hair back
and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to handle it.


20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by
fucking our friends. We really don't care what you do.


21. If we cheat on you and you never find out about it, then its not
cheating.


22. If we cheat on you and you do find out, at least it wasn't with
one of your friends.

23. Swallow(just in case you forgot .2 already).


24. We don't have a problem with watching chick flicks as long as we get
in your pants after.


25. Never under any circumstance take a shit while you are around us or
fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick.


26. While giving us head don't be afraid to fondle our testicles, they
don't bite.


27. If you are gonna jerk us off aim properly, a nut can irritate your
eye.


28. Always remember that men are the superior sex and back in the day
you had to ask us if you could speak.


29. If we're about to have sex and we decline because we don't have a
rubber its not because we're scared we're gonna get you pregnant, its that
we're scared we're gonna catch something from your dirty skank ass.


30. If you swallow like you should, do not expect us to kiss you
after. Sorry that's just the way it is.

31. I don't care if you do have a flavored condom, you just don't give a
blow job with a condom on. Would you like us to eat you out with a dental
damn?? I didn't think so.


32. If we're doing it doggy style there is no reason to turn around
and look at us, we're focused on your ass cheeks and that slapping sound.

33. Blood stains on our bed sheets come off with cold water, so make
sure you scrub them thoroughly before leaving.


34. When we go down on you to munch on your rug and we instantly start
sucking on the inner thighs rather than the clit, its because your clit
smells like a dead trout.


35. If you let us donkey punch you we will owe you for life.


36. Just cause we have sex with you when we are drunk does not mean that
you are pretty or that we like you. It means that you were our only choice.


37. If we dance with you for more than 15 minutes at a bar we expect you
to come home with us.


38. If you think that you are ugly, we probably do too.


39. Don't count on us saying we love you, its just not going to happen.


40. If for some reason we do say we love you its only because we want to
have sex immediately after we say it.


41. Just cause you have our phone number doesn't mean we want you to
call us. If we want to talk then we will call you.


42. If you invite us over to watch a movie it would be awesome if we
watched a porn instead of a movie.


43. If you can't dance then you most likely suck in bed. So stop
trying to dance and start having more sex.

44. Hmmmmm......girls in thongs.......yummmmmmmmmm


45. If you are fat the only way you are going to get anywhere in life
is to give great blow jobs. Sorry that's just the way it is.

46. A sure way to keep a guy around for awhile is to have anal sex
with him. We can't put into words how it feels.

47. You don't have to ask our permission to make out with another
chick. Just do it but make sure we are there to watch.

48. In case you didn't read .4 and .17 let me repeat...Shave your shit!


49. Guys don't have sex or make love, we fuck.


50. You can impress us if you can swallow our entire load without
dripping or wiping your mouth afterwards
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Old 01-10-06, 06:59 PM   #2
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14. If you wonder why your ass looks fat in those tight pants its
because you have a fat ass.

15. If you are with us and you start to cry for any reason just get up
and leave.

ROFLFLFL. Those are dope.
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Old 01-10-06, 07:04 PM   #3
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Old 01-10-06, 07:28 PM   #4
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Lmfao
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Old 01-10-06, 07:41 PM   #5
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LMFAO...
I'ma show this to my girl.
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Old 01-10-06, 08:00 PM   #6
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LMAO...im SOOOO showing this to my girlfriend
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Old 01-10-06, 08:02 PM   #7
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I read it to Kellie over the phone.
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Old 01-10-06, 08:06 PM   #8
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lmao i'm showing this too my girlfriend
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Old 01-10-06, 08:20 PM   #9
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I hate threads I can't relate to.





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Old 01-10-06, 08:22 PM   #10
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I Gotta Put This On Myspace!!!.....its The Perfect Bulletin!!
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Old 01-10-06, 08:44 PM   #11
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6. There is no such thing as a fat, ugly, blow job.

thas wusup ^^
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Old 01-10-06, 08:56 PM   #12
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20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by
fucking our friends. We really don't care what you do.

Yes...so true.
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Old 01-10-06, 09:09 PM   #13
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lol, this shit is so funny. Word to Past Tense, I gotta show my women this as well.
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Old 01-10-06, 09:38 PM   #14
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32. If we're doing it doggy style there is no reason to turn around
and look at us, we're focused on your ass cheeks and that slapping sound.

lmfao ahaahahahahaahahahhahahaahhaah best thing ive ever read

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Old 01-10-06, 09:59 PM   #15
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