Yeah so I come home from a hard day at school, all stressed because I had exams and it was so fucking hot, and decide to rub one off manually using good ole sites accessed through google image. So I was going on Robs Celebs which is the best celeb nudity site every imo and decided it wasn't enough to slake my insatiable hornyness so searched for Sam Heuston (hot ass Big Brother chick) and it came up with a dope lesbian pic which I clicked on and what I was confronted with was haunting.

A load of fucking popups with some really hot chicks who looked about 14/15/16 (which is illegal but I'm 15 so I wasn't too bothered) but some looked like 11. It was absolutely disgusting. How the hell was a site like that able to get onto google? They could clock me for paedophillia or some shit, if they do I'm sueing google.