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Old 06-15-06, 11:42 AM   #1
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"priceless wedding"

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You got to love this guy... This is a true story
about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up
on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He
said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including
the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything
else there's MASTERCARD!

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's
more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today,
might burn your arse tomorrow."
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Old 06-15-06, 11:45 AM   #2
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This Shit Really Happend? I Would Of Smacked The Bitch. Least He Got His Revenge
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Old 06-15-06, 11:47 AM   #3
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yeah supposedly it really did
im digging the quote at the bottom though
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Old 06-15-06, 11:54 AM   #4
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Trust Quote Is Mean. But What Color Was The Couple? Damn I Wish This Shit Was Video Taped
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