A Diss Yourself battle is exactly as it suggests, you must use punches to diss yourself. You can use pics or anything, just as long as you are dissing yourself.

Heeyyy there buddy, you wanna make it interesting and do a self pic disss

Or should we keep it simple and jsut diss ourselves?

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"Only god can judge me, but I'm atheist so you do the math..."

self pic im down i thought it was a self diss pic battle in the first place

Oh yea, 20 sound good?

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"Only god can judge me, but I'm atheist so you do the math..."

ya shirt is wrinkled. your skinny as fuck and with no gun around
you need iron. ^^ which could help with EVERYTHING right now
look at this retard. ur doin this on purpose n im not hating
I told u to ''say cheese''. not cut it while the picture was taken
your a selfish person. look at your face dark/light and not fake
the world doesn't revolve around you. umm..when the sun aint
you write nice punches n I dont know how to put it
but im trying to lift your spirits cuz your right arm couldn't
givin lip service. im nervous this cocksucker will evidently fail
..never tell this kid a secret you need a crane to keep his lips sealed
is that a nose? I mean that shit is barely on your face bastid
his no's is so short. I mean he probably smells with 'yes' if u keep asking
you got a big face n that thing around your forehead is pulled
not a headBand. thats a fucking Concert wrapped around your skull
I could quickly have your girl on my dick n im not gonna stall
her pussy wasn't really bugging me but I just was a fly on her wall
im sick of the light shining down so bright and I wont bitch to ask
you got the Vin Diesel glasses on. now can we have the Pitch Black

back to your skinny ass body. those limbs are fragile its a laughter
When I said hit the Jim. i didn't mean use him as your arm after


i love dissin myself

come on Christian... this is too easy...

Who'd a thought the 'hard rapper' looks like a little sissy
Not sayin u a pedophile...
I'm just saying the position of ya hands is a little fishy
5' nothing punk... can't get on rollercoasters if you tried
But still... thats no excuse for hoppin on a kiddie ride
It looks like you got stuck baby sittin for not doing ya chores
3 kids 3 races, God damn ya sister MUST BE A WHORE
I'mma set it straight, You ain't a heavyweight, you should retire
Rock that hoody so big cuz underneath's a holocaust survivor
All jokes asides, dawg your a faggot n i hope you die pal
Fuck a punchline...
I just wanna know WHY THE FUCK YOU SHAVED UR EYEBROWS?
Oops... you been exposed, so quit talkin shit boss
Put away the stencils for ya brows, and hide the lip gloss
Your no emcee, you whack as shit kid, you can't handle me
Your black neice is the only one with a little rapper in the family
I'mma wait till she's 18 and than fuck it I'mma holla @ ya sister
But in the mean time...
I'mma leave you like ya otha neice, pretty much outta the picture
Talk any shit Christian, and they'll find you on the floor dead
Somebody miscalculated when they called ya 5 head a forehead

Glocks is nice and you suck, but that ain't the real diffrence duke...
He had to get creative to diss himself, I just had to speak the truth

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"Only god can judge me, but I'm atheist so you do the math..."

lol dope battle man..lets get some votes...had fun with this

Who'd a thought the 'hard rapper' looks like a little sissy
Not sayin u a pedophile...
I'm just saying the position of ya hands is a little fishy
5' nothing punk... can't get on rollercoasters if you tried
But still... thats no excuse for hoppin on a kiddie ride
I'mma wait till she's 18 and than fuck it I'mma holla @ ya sister
But in the mean time...
I'mma leave you like ya otha neice, pretty much outta the picture
Glocks is nice and you suck, but that ain't the real diffrence duke...
He had to get creative to diss himself, I just had to speak the truth

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you got a big face n that thing around your forehead is pulled
not a headBand. thats a fucking Concert wrapped around your skull
im sick of the light shining down so bright and I wont bitch to ask
you got the Vin Diesel glasses on. now can we have the Pitch Black
back to your skinny ass body. those limbs are fragile its a laughter
When I said hit the Jim. i didn't mean use him as your arm after


okay roger stick to dissing other people cuz this is the worst ive seen from you ever
and ace....diss your self more cuz this is the best ive seen you ever
you OWNED yourself.............and opened up the floodgates with that picture
v/ ace

you write nice punches n I dont know how to put it
but im trying to lift your spirits cuz your right arm couldn't
givin lip service. im nervous this cocksucker will evidently fail
..never tell this kid a secret you need a crane to keep his lips sealed
back to your skinny ass body. those limbs are fragile its a laughter
When I said hit the Jim. i didn't mean use him as your arm after

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Who'd a thought the 'hard rapper' looks like a little sissy
Not sayin u a pedophile...
I'm just saying the position of ya hands is a little fishy
5' nothing punk... can't get on rollercoasters if you tried
But still... thats no excuse for hoppin on a kiddie ride
It looks like you got stuck baby sittin for not doing ya chores
3 kids 3 races, God damn ya sister MUST BE A WHORE
I'mma set it straight, You ain't a heavyweight, you should retire
Rock that hoody so big cuz underneath's a holocaust survivor
Oops... you been exposed, so quit talkin shit boss
Put away the stencils for ya brows, and hide the lip gloss
I'mma wait till she's 18 and than fuck it I'mma holla @ ya sister
But in the mean time...
I'mma leave you like ya otha neice, pretty much outta the picture
LMFAO HAHAHA...........

Glocks is nice and you suck, but that ain't the real diffrence duke...
He had to get creative to diss himself, I just had to speak the truth
good ending....

WOW HAHAHA U OWNED, WHORED, BITCHED SLAP AND RAPED YA-SELF LOL LOL danm hella verse dissing ya-self lol.....

vote: ace lol danm

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you got a big face n that thing around your forehead is pulled
not a headBand. thats a fucking Concert wrapped around your skull
im sick of the light shining down so bright and I wont bitch to ask
you got the Vin Diesel glasses on. now can we have the Pitch Black
back to your skinny ass body. those limbs are fragile its a laughter
When I said hit the Jim. i didn't mean use him as your arm after

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Who'd a thought the 'hard rapper' looks like a little sissy
Not sayin u a pedophile...
I'm just saying the position of ya hands is a little fishy
5' nothing punk... can't get on rollercoasters if you tried
But still... thats no excuse for hoppin on a kiddie ride
I'mma wait till she's 18 and than fuck it I'mma holla @ ya sister
But in the mean time...
I'mma leave you like ya otha neice, pretty much outta the picture
Glocks is nice and you suck, but that ain't the real diffrence duke...
He had to get creative to diss himself, I just had to speak the truth

Damn all this shit you said about yourself I don't think I could ever do a better job.

Vote - Ace Heratoga

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good battle...but look at his picture and look at my picture lol ...he brought the crazy picture out... good shit aces you killed it lol..but i had fun

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LoL its just that every pic battle i've had, thats the one thats been dissed by my opponenet... i had to do it lol... good shit

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"Only god can judge me, but I'm atheist so you do the math..."

Yeah. I can't say anything different for this battle; Ace dissed the fucked out of his pic. He was funnier, way more consistent, and just had the all around better verse. You must think really highly of yourself Glocks, cause I would've dissed the FUCK out of your pick . Good battle though. Vote - Ace.

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you got a big face n that thing around your forehead is pulled
not a headBand. thats a fucking Concert wrapped around your skull
im sick of the light shining down so bright and I wont bitch to ask
you got the Vin Diesel glasses on. now can we have the Pitch Black
back to your skinny ass body. those limbs are fragile its a laughter
When I said hit the Jim. i didn't mean use him as your arm after

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Who'd a thought the 'hard rapper' looks like a little sissy
Not sayin u a pedophile...
I'm just saying the position of ya hands is a little fishy
5' nothing punk... can't get on rollercoasters if you tried
But still... thats no excuse for hoppin on a kiddie ride
I'mma wait till she's 18 and than fuck it I'mma holla @ ya sister
But in the mean time...
I'mma leave you like ya otha neice, pretty much outta the picture
Glocks is nice and you suck, but that ain't the real diffrence duke...
He had to get creative to diss himself, I just had to speak the truthiyu

lmao ill battle cude never diss maslef..


but i got ace winnin on more quotables... ioll battle tho


v./ ace