First, on Tuesday I went to the mall with my homies and we were just walking around and I see this finnnnnnnnne girl working at this store. So while admiring how fine she was I noticed she was looking at me too. Slowly, I realized I knew her from somewhere and couldn't quite remember where. I told my homies and they were like "teehee, probably MySpace!"....strangely enough they were right. I remember I thought I knew her on MySpace but she just looked familiar so we talked for a while about whether I knew her or not blah blah blah. So I went back over to where she worked and talked to her, and although slightly awkward, she was cute as fuck so my mackin instincts stepped in and handled it well. She was all smiling and said I was cute. Too bad she's like a foot and a half shorter than me. =/

Secondly, yesterday I went to the mall with my homies girlfriend because she wanted someone to go shopping with. So we were just walking around the mall chatting and such then she's like, "You don't mind if we go in Victoria's Secret right?". So I'm like, "Uhh, nah, just hold my hand so I look like your boyfriend and nobody thinks I'm weird." So we did that and went inside and as we're leaving, the second worst person to have walked in (as opposed to her boyfriend), the girl I'm trying to get with who just happens to be one of her best friends. -_- So yeah, they hugged and it was awkward and I don't have a chance to explain for a while.

Yeah that's all.

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damn ,she saw you holding hands with the other girl ?

Lmfaooooooo NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE, im telling you I love your life.

When Noemi saw me she was like, "Heeeeeeeeeeey" in a sort of =/ way. I had a strange feeling I would see her, but the timing of when I did was so horrific that I cried and laughed at myself at the same time.

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^ did you get that message saying you duplicated a post?

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MySpace

R.I.P OMB

To Be Honest...I Don't Know Why I Bothered

Nope, 'cuz I made 'em more than 5 minutes apart.

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ah that'll be why then

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R.I.P OMB

To Be Honest...I Don't Know Why I Bothered

fuck that..i like short chicks....im 6'...so if she were a foot and a half shorter than me, shed be 4'6''..ok, thats pushin it...i aint feelin anything under 4'10''

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better a foot and a half shorter then you
than a foot and a half taller, no?

I know, there's still a chance I'll try to do something with her, but the shortness is crazy. If she hugged me she'd be between my belly and my chest lmao.

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thats fucked, but lmao, pwn3d.

n my girl iz shorter then me, its a pain in tha ass 2 have 2 bend down n shit wen i kiss her, lol, so i just lift her up

but werd, if she's friends wif tha girl u like, then im sho she'd know that that girl already haz a bf n shit, but that iz still kinda fucked, werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E