Don't you hate it when your gf has terrible PMS?

Last night I was talking to mine on the phone, then I yawned, which apparently meant I was tired and didn't want to talk to her. Half an hour of fighting over nothing later, for some reason she was trying to make me tell her a time that she made a fool of herself when she was drunk. So I told her one thing that didn't even matter, and then she was even more angry, and I had no idea wtf was going on. Then half an hour after that, I dont even remember what I said but she said "omg I swear, there is not one person in my life that I am happy with, ugh!!" and hung up.

WTF? Then this message at 7:30am:

"I'm sorry, I just really like being on the phone with you. love you xoxo"

WTF?

Can anyone translate the foreign dialect of females?

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