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07-30-06, 11:21 AM | #1 | ||||
The Saviour
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Weedhead Battle - JTR vs N.Tavarez
IP: B49E DE84
Verses Due Thursday at 11:59PM Eastern No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = Vote Deduction Swaying = Vote Deduction Must Vote On Four Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Saturday Night New Battles Up Sunday Morning For Full Rules Click Here This is a Weedhead Battle, the first ever Weedhead Battle in fact. The rules of this battle are that the battlers must base all their bars on the subject of weed. |
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07-30-06, 08:59 PM | #2 | ||||
Jack The Ripper
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IP: 44C8 019E
Alright, lemme blaze this joint, and i'll be good to go.
Alright, I went 50 lines, match me, make it legendary
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The towers aren't still standing but the pyramids are... Last edited by Jack : 07-31-06 at 12:58 AM. |
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07-31-06, 12:57 AM | #3 | ||||
Jack The Ripper
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IP: 44C8 019E
So you're predicted to beat me?
Bitches please, all I ever do is smoke weed, man! ^ That's real true, you gon' test it? F'real dude Your dealers buy off the dealers that I deal to Kneel fruit, I SMOKE MORE, get the point? I fucking hate jail, but I love the joint! Always toking 'til i'm choking on that haze a lot See me at the party, full house, like poker ima raise the pot I blaze a lot, all day a lot, your weed is fucking dry While the weed I JUST smoked got me REAL FUCKING ...wait, I forgot what I was gonna say Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV Seriously, I smoke ounces a week, never sharing the weed Only time Tav smokes ounces is when he's preparing his meat So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo Saw me flex the flow, now watch me roll this blunt, b And pack more AK47 then a communist country Don't stunt G, one look is all it takes to know I smoke the hard haze Since you couldn't see a bigger burnout at the start of a car race My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint ...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right! Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking I'm ass-kicking, buy weed? This broke guy is lacking stacks While you see Jack Widow... spending it on exactly that Ha! You don't even know what my shit does, I been above high Plus i've tasted more blueberry then a fat kid who loves pie Homie, your pot is embarrassing, so hide your plants cuz... ...I love Mary Jane more then Spiderman does You must be joking me, you aint toking trees Just read the scientific name, Maryjuanna get smoked by ME How you gon' front that you blaze, I know that you faked With that stale weed you'd have to hop in an oven to get baked ^ That's true, just know that your dro aint phat dude Cuz the problem with your weed stems ...and it's got A LOT of that too You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet? Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours ...and I aint talking Toy Story You thuggin' out? Selling drugs? Nah i'll have you duck n' shout While I walk around with such a big buzzzzzz it's no wonder i'm buggin' out F'real, my pot is INSANE, just watch the look on this doubters face Fuck kissing the sky ...my purple haze'd have Hendrix fornicating with outer space I'll have you pout often, you already lost without droppin' Cuz I got the killer weed so it's no doubt ya coffin *Passes the joint to N.Tavarez* Your turn bro.
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It's JTR, lyrical art
The towers aren't still standing but the pyramids are... Last edited by Jack : 08-01-06 at 07:45 PM. |
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07-31-06, 09:08 AM | #4 | |||||||
the medicine man
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IP: B26C 448D
ill show for this
but you basically used every weed idea that comes to mind so gimme a little bit Last edited by N.Tavarez : 07-31-06 at 12:36 PM. |
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08-02-06, 11:49 PM | #5 | ||||
Jack The Ripper
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IP: 29BB 02D4
I'm high right now, so woooooord good battle
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The towers aren't still standing but the pyramids are... Last edited by Jack : 08-05-06 at 01:48 AM. |
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08-03-06, 01:54 PM | #6 | |||||||
the medicine man
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IP: B26C 448D
sweet
busy week , i tried to make it good so lets go *jack passed me the joint* Sorry Jack but that weak crap I wont be taking You'd only catch me holding joints when my bones is aching The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues When me and my boys get high, they all passing the Skunk That'll have ya ass feeling Soggier than Captain Crunch passing out smoke in my room til hella late So incense, Ima need a buncha those to take the smell away And even then the smell of the bud still linger Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines ^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault I've been wasted wayyyy before Chappelle was taping his shows I'm half baked like I'm cooking with the flames too low And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories I roll a blunt, you take a couple of hits and pass it to me the way I'm screaming "Puff, Puff give!" you'd think the rapper too cheap Chronic, Haze, Dro I'm schooled on everything sold My wackest weed is Still midgrade like a 12 year old JTR as a supplier would just ruin the shit Please kid, my braincells more than YOU do on your strip Its true kid, I'ma steal ya clientele so act right with baggies stuffed fuller than garbage bins on trash night Roll the windows up get high while I ride and start to sweat I fishbowl in my whip, you use fishbowls for your pets I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool? Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God My weight is mean, roll blunts thats the shape of your spleen You only burnt out from working with no breaks in between LBL heads is stoked when I light it and spark I make sure WE ALL winners in the cyphers I start Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies Fuck Mary Jane, its Lois Lane when I'm next to her I got that kryptonite Jack but you can call me Lex Luther Here Jack take a puff, this shit is murder when its through ya I smoke that green ooze that landed on the Ninja Turtles in the sewers Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash *Puts blunt out, makes brownies, invites jack over to match me * Last edited by N.Tavarez : 08-04-06 at 04:23 PM. |
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08-04-06, 03:32 PM | #7 | |||||||
the medicine man
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IP: B26C 448D
uppin for the sober people to see .
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08-04-06, 04:58 PM | #8 | |||
....S.....
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IP: 329A 17E6
not gona break down or w/e.
but i read both verses and v/JTR
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08-04-06, 05:00 PM | #9 | |||||||
the medicine man
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IP: B26C 448D
nah dont bother serb you'll always vote against me
break it down and never vote on my shit again no hate but i see a trend from you |
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08-04-06, 05:40 PM | #10 | ||||
Miss Me?
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IP: 3240 794D
Lmao this battle was fucking dope. I suggest putting it in OM too, cause I was rolling. But anyways I'm not gonna do a bar vs bar..
JTR - Your drop was hot. It seemed like you've been writing on this topic for quite a while and had an advantage or thats just cause you smoke alot of weed.. either way it was dope lmao. This was the most hilarious line.. Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV I was laughing my ass off no lie. But yeah, your verse was dope. N. Tav - Damn and you dropped a hilarious verse too. I agree that you got the shorter end of the stick since he used a bunch of concepts before you could.. but you pulled it off impressivly. This was my favorite line. Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines You came hot just as JTR did.. but someones gotta come out on top, right? V/ JTR N got edged out. It seemed like N had a couple filler lines while JTR didnt have any imo. But this definantly is legendary.. im still chuckling from this battle. Good job guys
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08-04-06, 05:47 PM | #11 | |||||||
the medicine man
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IP: B26C 448D
hey as long as we didnt dissapoint^
thanks for the feed and vote good shit JTR and lets put it in OM when u get online |
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08-04-06, 05:56 PM | #12 | |||||||
I see dumb people
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IP: 586A B8D3
^yo i read this shit right now. ROFL soooo dope had me laughing a lot. that 4:20 shit RVD always used to do. LMAO this shit is dope. whenever nick comes on he should nominate this for legendary.
I return with a vote. shit's close. but had me rollin'. dope shit. i gotta be out but when i get back. i'll vote |
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08-04-06, 10:53 PM | #13 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: 5BFB C1C7
Wow, this fucking battle.... I'm still laughing, ROFL!!!
I blaze a lot, all day a lot, your weed is fucking dry While the weed I JUST smoked got me REAL FUCKING ...wait, I forgot what I was gonna say Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo Saw me flex the flow, now watch me roll this blunt, b And pack more AK47 then a communist country My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint ...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right! Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking Homie, your pot is embarrassing, so hide your plants cuz... ...I love Mary Jane more then Spiderman does You must be joking me, you aint toking trees Just read the scientific name, Maryjuanna get smoked by ME You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet? Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours ...and I aint talking Toy Story You thuggin' out? Selling drugs? Nah i'll have you duck n' shout While I walk around with such a big buzzzzzz it's no wonder i'm buggin' out (14) VS. The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues And even then the smell of the bud still linger Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use ^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories Its true kid, I'ma steal ya clientele so act right with baggies stuffed fuller than garbage bins on trash night Roll the windows up get high while I ride and start to sweat I fishbowl in my whip, you use fishbowls for your pets I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool? Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies Fuck Mary Jane, its Lois Lane when I'm next to her I got that kryptonite Jack but you can call me Lex Luther Here Jack take a puff, this shit is murder when its through ya I smoke that green ooze that landed on the Ninja Turtles in the sewers Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash (15) Damn yo, when I read Jack's verse before Tav dropped I seriously didn't think Tav would be able to drop something to beat him. But, I got Nelson taking this battle with one more quotable. Overall the battle was fucking awesome. With both going 50 lines the consistensy was amazing, even the bars that I didn't quote were still fucking funny. And I still managed to quote over half a verse from each of you. Everything about this battle was dope, this will easily be the battle of the week. The bars, the wording, wordplay, humour.. everything was on top form. And if Kempo does not put this in as a Classic LBL Battle then he deserves to be booted up the ass. I am most definitely nominating, AND VOTING for this to go into the Hall of Fame. IT WAS BEAST. Lol, the sad thing is... nobody else will ever be able to do a dope weedhead battle again, you have both used up all the fucking lines. LMAO!! Although, I imagine you two could probably bomb some more. Anyway.. V/ - N.Tavarez |
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08-05-06, 01:57 AM | #14 | ||||
Jack The Ripper
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IP: 29BB 02D4
we'll say it's 1-1 then. Dope verse Tav, lmao
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08-05-06, 09:10 AM | #15 | |||
Beginning Your Ending
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IP: BABF 4398
Rofl I thought this battle was gonna be wack as shit when I saw the idea, but somehow you both managed to use weed self glorifyingly AND come up with dope disses for it. This battle was legendary, just for it's originality alone.
Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint ...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right! Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking How you gon' front that you blaze, I know that you faked With that stale weed you'd have to hop in an oven to get baked You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet? Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours ...and I aint talking Toy Story F'real, my pot is INSANE, just watch the look on this doubters face Fuck kissing the sky ...my purple haze'd have Hendrix fornicating with outer space vs The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues passing out smoke in my room til hella late So incense, Ima need a buncha those to take the smell away And even then the smell of the bud still linger Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines ^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault I've been wasted wayyyy before Chappelle was taping his shows I'm half baked like I'm cooking with the flames too low And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories JTR as a supplier would just ruin the shit Please kid, my braincells more than YOU do on your strip I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool? Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash Seriously man, this battle was hilarious. Both dropped consistently dope and if they could drop like this in real battles they'd be two of the best on the net. I felt if JTR didn't start out with 3 weak bars he would have won this, but Tavarez dropped more consistently all the way through. This was easily battle of the week and legendary though. Great job guys V/ N Tavarez |
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