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Old 07-30-06, 11:21 AM   #1
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Weedhead Battle - JTR vs N.Tavarez

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This is a Weedhead Battle, the first ever Weedhead Battle in fact. The rules of this battle are that the battlers must base all their bars on the subject of weed.

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Old 07-30-06, 08:59 PM   #2
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Alright, lemme blaze this joint, and i'll be good to go.

Alright, I went 50 lines, match me, make it legendary
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Old 07-31-06, 12:57 AM   #3
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So you're predicted to beat me?
Bitches please, all I ever do is smoke weed, man!

^ That's real true, you gon' test it? F'real dude
Your dealers buy off the dealers that I deal to
Kneel fruit, I SMOKE MORE, get the point?
I fucking hate jail, but I love the joint!
Always toking 'til i'm choking on that haze a lot
See me at the party, full house, like poker ima raise the pot
I blaze a lot, all day a lot, your weed is fucking dry
While the weed I JUST smoked got me REAL FUCKING
...wait, I forgot what I was gonna say
Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed
And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV
Seriously, I smoke ounces a week, never sharing the weed
Only time Tav smokes ounces is when he's preparing his meat
So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro
Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo
Saw me flex the flow, now watch me roll this blunt, b
And pack more AK47 then a communist country
Don't stunt G, one look is all it takes to know I smoke the hard haze
Since you couldn't see a bigger burnout at the start of a car race
My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher
So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire
You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share
Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear
You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight
Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint
...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right!
Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking
Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking
I'm ass-kicking, buy weed? This broke guy is lacking stacks
While you see Jack Widow... spending it on exactly that
Ha! You don't even know what my shit does, I been above high
Plus i've tasted more blueberry then a fat kid who loves pie
Homie, your pot is embarrassing, so hide your plants cuz...
...I love Mary Jane more then Spiderman does
You must be joking me, you aint toking trees
Just read the scientific name, Maryjuanna get smoked by ME
How you gon' front that you blaze, I know that you faked
With that stale weed you'd have to hop in an oven to get baked
^ That's true, just know that your dro aint phat dude
Cuz the problem with your weed stems
...and it's got A LOT of that too
You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine
Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined
I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet?
Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef
We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly
Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours
...and I aint talking Toy Story
You thuggin' out? Selling drugs? Nah i'll have you duck n' shout
While I walk around with such a big buzzzzzz it's no wonder i'm buggin' out
F'real, my pot is INSANE, just watch the look on this doubters face
Fuck kissing the sky
...my purple haze'd have Hendrix fornicating with outer space
I'll have you pout often, you already lost without droppin'
Cuz I got the killer weed so it's no doubt ya coffin

*Passes the joint to N.Tavarez* Your turn bro.
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Old 07-31-06, 09:08 AM   #4
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ill show for this
but you basically used every weed idea that comes to mind
so gimme a little bit

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Old 08-02-06, 11:49 PM   #5
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I'm high right now, so woooooord good battle
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Old 08-03-06, 01:54 PM   #6
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sweet
busy week , i tried to make it good so lets go
*jack passed me the joint*

Sorry Jack but that weak crap I wont be taking
You'd only catch me holding joints when my bones is aching
The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me
Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues
When me and my boys get high, they all passing the Skunk
That'll have ya ass feeling Soggier than Captain Crunch
passing out smoke in my room til hella late
So incense, Ima need a buncha those to take the smell away
And even then the smell of the bud still linger
Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer
Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do
You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use
Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be
Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines
^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault
I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault
I've been wasted wayyyy before Chappelle was taping his shows
I'm half baked like I'm cooking with the flames too low
And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking
with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment
Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason
fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving
I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me
more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories
I roll a blunt, you take a couple of hits and pass it to me
the way I'm screaming "Puff, Puff give!" you'd think the rapper too cheap
Chronic, Haze, Dro I'm schooled on everything sold
My wackest weed is Still midgrade like a 12 year old
JTR as a supplier would just ruin the shit
Please kid, my braincells more than YOU do on your strip
Its true kid, I'ma steal ya clientele so act right
with baggies stuffed fuller than garbage bins on trash night
Roll the windows up get high while I ride and start to sweat
I fishbowl in my whip, you use fishbowls for your pets
I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool?
Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools
How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard
I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God
My weight is mean, roll blunts thats the shape of your spleen
You only burnt out from working with no breaks in between
LBL heads is stoked when I light it and spark
I make sure WE ALL winners in the cyphers I start
Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey
when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies
Fuck Mary Jane, its Lois Lane when I'm next to her
I got that kryptonite Jack but you can call me Lex Luther
Here Jack take a puff, this shit is murder when its through ya
I smoke that green ooze that landed on the Ninja Turtles in the sewers
Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask
You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash

*Puts blunt out, makes brownies, invites jack over to match me *

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Old 08-04-06, 03:32 PM   #7
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uppin for the sober people to see .
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Old 08-04-06, 04:58 PM   #8
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not gona break down or w/e.

but i read both verses and

v/JTR
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Old 08-04-06, 05:00 PM   #9
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nah dont bother serb you'll always vote against me
break it down and never vote on my shit again
no hate
but i see a trend from you
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Old 08-04-06, 05:40 PM   #10
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Lmao this battle was fucking dope. I suggest putting it in OM too, cause I was rolling. But anyways I'm not gonna do a bar vs bar..

JTR - Your drop was hot. It seemed like you've been writing on this topic for quite a while and had an advantage or thats just cause you smoke alot of weed.. either way it was dope lmao. This was the most hilarious line..
Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed
And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV
I was laughing my ass off no lie. But yeah, your verse was dope.

N. Tav - Damn and you dropped a hilarious verse too. I agree that you got the shorter end of the stick since he used a bunch of concepts before you could.. but you pulled it off impressivly. This was my favorite line.
Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be
Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines
You came hot just as JTR did.. but someones gotta come out on top, right?

V/ JTR

N got edged out. It seemed like N had a couple filler lines while JTR didnt have any imo. But this definantly is legendary.. im still chuckling from this battle. Good job guys
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Old 08-04-06, 05:47 PM   #11
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hey as long as we didnt dissapoint^
thanks for the feed and vote
good shit JTR
and lets put it in OM when u get online
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Old 08-04-06, 05:56 PM   #12
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^yo i read this shit right now. ROFL soooo dope had me laughing a lot. that 4:20 shit RVD always used to do. LMAO this shit is dope. whenever nick comes on he should nominate this for legendary.

I return with a vote. shit's close. but had me rollin'. dope shit. i gotta be out but when i get back. i'll vote
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Old 08-04-06, 10:53 PM   #13
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Wow, this fucking battle.... I'm still laughing, ROFL!!!


I blaze a lot, all day a lot, your weed is fucking dry
While the weed I JUST smoked got me REAL FUCKING
...wait, I forgot what I was gonna say
Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed
And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV
So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro
Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo
Saw me flex the flow, now watch me roll this blunt, b
And pack more AK47 then a communist country
My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher
So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire
You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share
Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear
You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight
Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint
...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right!
Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking
Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking
Homie, your pot is embarrassing, so hide your plants cuz...
...I love Mary Jane more then Spiderman does
You must be joking me, you aint toking trees
Just read the scientific name, Maryjuanna get smoked by ME
You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine
Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined
I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet?
Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef
We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly
Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours
...and I aint talking Toy Story
You thuggin' out? Selling drugs? Nah i'll have you duck n' shout
While I walk around with such a big buzzzzzz it's no wonder i'm buggin' out
(14)

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The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me
Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues
And even then the smell of the bud still linger
Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer
Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do
You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use
^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault
I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault
And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking
with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment
Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason
fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving
I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me
more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories
Its true kid, I'ma steal ya clientele so act right
with baggies stuffed fuller than garbage bins on trash night
Roll the windows up get high while I ride and start to sweat
I fishbowl in my whip, you use fishbowls for your pets
I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool?
Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools
How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard
I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God
Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey
when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies
Fuck Mary Jane, its Lois Lane when I'm next to her
I got that kryptonite Jack but you can call me Lex Luther
Here Jack take a puff, this shit is murder when its through ya
I smoke that green ooze that landed on the Ninja Turtles in the sewers
Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask
You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash
(15)


Damn yo, when I read Jack's verse before Tav dropped I seriously didn't think Tav would be able to drop something to beat him. But, I got Nelson taking this battle with one more quotable. Overall the battle was fucking awesome. With both going 50 lines the consistensy was amazing, even the bars that I didn't quote were still fucking funny. And I still managed to quote over half a verse from each of you. Everything about this battle was dope, this will easily be the battle of the week. The bars, the wording, wordplay, humour.. everything was on top form. And if Kempo does not put this in as a Classic LBL Battle then he deserves to be booted up the ass. I am most definitely nominating, AND VOTING for this to go into the Hall of Fame. IT WAS BEAST.

Lol, the sad thing is... nobody else will ever be able to do a dope weedhead battle again, you have both used up all the fucking lines. LMAO!! Although, I imagine you two could probably bomb some more.


Anyway..

V/ - N.Tavarez
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Old 08-05-06, 01:57 AM   #14
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we'll say it's 1-1 then. Dope verse Tav, lmao
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Rofl I thought this battle was gonna be wack as shit when I saw the idea, but somehow you both managed to use weed self glorifyingly AND come up with dope disses for it. This battle was legendary, just for it's originality alone.

Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed
And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV
So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro
Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo
My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher
So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire
You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share
Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear
You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight
Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint
...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right!
Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking
Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking
How you gon' front that you blaze, I know that you faked
With that stale weed you'd have to hop in an oven to get baked
You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine
Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined
I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet?
Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef
We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly
Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours
...and I aint talking Toy Story
F'real, my pot is INSANE, just watch the look on this doubters face
Fuck kissing the sky
...my purple haze'd have Hendrix fornicating with outer space

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The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me
Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues
passing out smoke in my room til hella late
So incense, Ima need a buncha those to take the smell away
And even then the smell of the bud still linger
Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer
Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be
Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines
^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault
I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault
I've been wasted wayyyy before Chappelle was taping his shows
I'm half baked like I'm cooking with the flames too low
And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking
with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment
Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason
fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving
I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me
more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories
JTR as a supplier would just ruin the shit
Please kid, my braincells more than YOU do on your strip
I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool?
Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools
How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard
I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God
Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey
when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies
Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask
You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash

Seriously man, this battle was hilarious. Both dropped consistently dope and if they could drop like this in real battles they'd be two of the best on the net. I felt if JTR didn't start out with 3 weak bars he would have won this, but Tavarez dropped more consistently all the way through. This was easily battle of the week and legendary though. Great job guys

V/ N Tavarez
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