...I was drinking at my buddies house and I took a shit in his bathroom.

This was no ordinary shit.

It was the type of shit commonly referred to as taking an "upper-deck" shit.

He was all like did you take a shit in my bathroom yo? It fuckin reaks in there!

Then the next day he said it actually still stunk.

...and the next day too, lol.

But two weeks later, which was today, he called me up and said I was an asshole and all of this and flipped out because he didnt know what an "upper-deck" was.

When he investigated the shit smell in his bathroom futher, he found that someone had actually shit in the upper half of his toilet where the flushing handle is.

LMAO! ...owned.