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The God Poetic>Chuck Norris
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All original. Check if you must. I had to show my worthyness to my Gods Poetic.
1). Poetic. gave birth to his parents 2). Poetic. once lost a boot... and used Italy as its replacement 3). Heart disease is the 2nd leading cause of death in the world. The first? Poetic 4). Hitler was almost awarded the Nobel Peace Price in 1932- only a careless typo on his application kept him from winning. The typo? "Poetic was here" 5). Poetic was not potty trained. Instead his toilet had to be trained not to run away from him 6). Poetic laughed and ate chewy brownies through 2 girls 1 cup 7). Poetic pray to himself at night 8). Poetic turns on women with a remote control 9). Poetic eats his own shit for breakfast 10). WWPD bracelets now sold in stores 11). The groundhog isn't looking for his shadow... he's actually looking out for Poetic 12). Poetic fired Donald Trump 13). Poetic not only smelt what The Rock was cooking, but also ate it 14). When ET phoned home... Poetic picked up 15). Lord Voldemort refers to Poetic as "He Who Shall Not Be Named" 16). Poetic know Arnold's last name 17). The US did not drop nukes on Japan... they dropped pieces of Poetic's feces 18). The movie "Rambo" is an unauthorized autobiography of the lives of Poetic 19). Poetic doesn't think outside the box... they live in it 20). Poetic cut Michael Jordan from his high school team... just because they thought it would make for an inspirational story 21). There are a few individuals who believe they are sexier than Poetic. 15% are in a mental institution. The other 85%? Poetic's breakfast 22). Poetic tucks your parents in at night 23). The blob was a stray booger of Poetic 24). The energizer bunny kept going and going and going... till he ran into Poetic 25). Tony the Tiger is reffering to Poetic 26). Even blind girls masturbate to Poetic 27). David Beckham bends it like Poetic 28). The dog didn't eat your child's homework... it was Poetic 29). You can party like a rockstar, fuck like a pornstar, look like a movie star, but if you don't live like Poetic... you ain't shit 30). Poetic fucks Lucy when Ricardo isn't home 31). Michael Jackson was right. The kid is NOT his son... it's Poetic's 32). The lil' freak from the Sixth Sense could see dead people... but he couldn't see Poetic 33). When Obi Wan says use the force... he is referring to Poetic 34). When asked who they want to be when they grow up, 99.9% of kids replied "Poetic". The other 0.1% were deaf, and just stood still 35). Parents don't send their kids to school to receive an education... they send them in hope that they will learn to be like Poetic 36). Poetic can say "Toy boat" 100 times in a row without messing up 37). If your girlfriend breaks up with you by saying "It isn't you...". It's because it was Poetic 38). Obama girl has a crush on Obama... too bad Obama has a crush on Poetic 39). Don't be suprised if you see Poetic atop of your kid's Christmas wish list 40). Poetic stole Darth Vader's inhaler 41). Martin Luther had a dream... and it involved Poetic. Overcome with embarrassment, he later improvised his speech. Oh, what could of been 42). From now on, all President's State of the Unions will begin as follows: "My fellow Americans... and Poetic" 43). MTV cancelled their newest episode of "MADE" on the grounds that it was too impossible. The kid's goal? "I want to be made into Poetic" 44). This just in! "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" just added a new lifeline for future contestants... "Ask Poetic" 45). Waiter's tip Poetic 46). God didn't create Adam and Eve... he created Poetic... HE created Adam and Eve 47). Jeeves asks Poetic 48). Behind every great man, is a great woman. And behind that woman? A naked Poetic 49). Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village". That's funny, Poetic's private areas are also named Canada. 50). On the 7th day God rested. Hell, who wouldn't after spending 6 days creating the unstoppable force known as "Poetic"? 51). SNAKEEE LOL GET OFF ME MY MANS (not a fact, but I just had to b) *bows*
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lol, man, that must have taken some time erasing Chuck Norris on every one of those and putting in Poetic.
but on a serious note, were can i get a WWPD bracelet??
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^LOL nah son these originals. I created it for some other "joke" shit me and my boy had somewhere else. LOL we got up to 200 before we stopped coming up with ideas.
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i've heard like half of those before, but for the sake of bashing the hell out of this fucking loser...all i gotta say is, HOLLA. ECLIPSE ALL DAY
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speaking of cars, i wonder what kidna of bike poetic rides, a 10 speed or a BMX
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lmao @ 32 heh heh
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lol wow the ET shit was funny as hell
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whatttt? which ones? put it in google find it for me. lol Shit be impossible to come up with original ones sometimes. But to my knowledge I don't think any are taken ~_~
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yea, I actually gotta credit JTR on that one. lol nig was showing me a line he was gon use for a battle while i was making shit. So I jacked it ![]()
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IP: 209F A21F
BOOOOOOOOO!
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im not reading all these, cuz theres 9 pages of this shit....and this is only one website. But like i said, i'm all in favor of dissing this fairy.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/new.html
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lol nah all you gotta do is. Put in the one that sounds familiar to a chuck norris shit. and it should come up in google. nah meansss
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yeah, but i dont caaressss, either wayyyyyyyy
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ECLIPSE ON EM MY MANS!!
![]() SNAKEEEEE LOL GET OFF ME MY MANS
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was thinkin bout going down adn getting a nice big Eclipse logo on my hood in white across my hood and getting some exhaust this month. But gotta get a quote first
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