10-20 bars
2 lines = one bar
No recycling
No biting
No bullshit votes
Checkin asap
I will spit first

"The Bigelow Hair, Battle me if you dare, Battle me and get impared, My lines are mine and I do not share, I dont not care what you say cause you pack about as much punch as a care bear"

I'm sorry, I've been debating on where to free-post this.
But, for anyone who's heard the battles between Sage Francis and the Underground Kid. Doesn't this totally sound like the UK? God... that's just great man. Keep it up... lol.

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I hope you're not trying to say I bit that cause I didnt you jack fuck, thatwas some random ass whack line I wrote off the top of my head and I was trying to make it whack on purpose, so if someone really spit a line similar to that then I feel mad sorry for them cause its one of the whackest lines I have ever written

Now time for my verse

Fuck This Kid, I fucked His Bitch
left her Eye with a fucking twitch
He gets Fucked up quick
with some fucking hits and some fucking kicks
He swung at me and fucking missed
Goes on MTV and gets fucking dismissed
His bloods sprays out his vains in a fucking myst
now im really fucking pissed
I will act like a snake and fucking hiss
I will throw your mom on the ground and fuck her tits
I'll fucking transmit something fucking sick
yo kid you can suck my fucking dick
I will fucking lick your moms twat then fuck her clit
it would be better if you just fucking quit
Just fucking admit that your verse is fucking bit
im fuckkin lit you fuckin twit
I got a dog its a fucking pit
Nerd go pop some fucking zits
You need a first aid fucking kit
So you best better get up and fucking get

wow bigalow...that was straight up crap...no offensebut that was garbage...no flow no use of though and or effort and such simplistic words....damn "ill be like a snake and hiss" WTF IS THAT dr sues rhymes shyt...no offense but step up wit the vocab
holla bak 1

Thanks for the feedback but I was going for punchlines and metaphores and wordplay rather then vocab

Bigelow Hair I must confess
I really thought U wanted an MC contest
Spitin that wack shit like a toilet overflowing
You brought guns with no ammo now what is that showing?
Talking bout my moms and my girl?
U thinkin that your tuff but you as scary as a squirrel
U want to be like me and I know its true
U want everything I have but U can't *BOOHOO*
I should of murdered you I should of let U bleed
But I'm gonna be a nice guy but just take heed
U only got one chance Thats it no more
Next time You'll be the one fucked like a hoar...

Damn Big I aint even try to school U kid....

lmao....
my vote goes to flex...

n big hair u better bite ure verse against me lmao........

i mean wats wit all the 'fucking'? u tryna b Eminem?

go n check into our battle i wanna finish it quickly....

Thanks for the feedback but I was going for punchlines and metaphores and wordplay rather then vocab

no metaphors and punchlines where weak

recommend serious elevatin

keep spittin and stay up

one vote for me....We need poll votes though...

Wow. Bigelow. Your signature proved much better than your verses... The Underground Kid whould eat your ass. I suggest less use of the word "fuck" though, please. It made my night though, you entertained AT LEAST two people. Like... I would just do much more viewing than spewing for the moment. Then find someone else's style that doesn't suck shit, and bite that style LIKE IT WUZ A CAKE.
Honest to god, the worst I've seen. Worse than D@shskit.
I'm sorry. Good luck.

Flex's verse was average. I know you weren't trying after you saw that. It was good enough to win here. Nothing stand-out.

unofficial vote = flex

NO doubt.....I lost interest when I saw his rhyme...I let him off easy.....I got bigger heads to sever..... 2 non poll votes for me..... poll votes uppin