KnightShade


pub-nights are feeding frenzies, i love when passionate bar sluts jock me,
washing down "last night's" ejaculates with yawns and Starbucks coffee.
and all the bargain cost me was a beer and a hard-on popping,
with stairwells as romantic offerings for these cock tease blondes with knocked knees dropping,
and once i've released my offspring, i sprint up those very steps like i was rocky.
back to the scene of the party, with a new story to please my posse,
and indeed it turned out to be my prof's seed responsible for my penis-washing.
well at least it's clean and glossy, but this slut's back to stroke my bone,
her friends want commitment for this broken hoe, so i simply told them, "no".
then they became verbose, talkin' 'bout "love" and how the notion goes,
so i used some potent prose to explain "it goes once i've blown my load."
then peace was overthrown, she swore to have my cock chopped with axes,
the shit was constant madness, she asked, "do u know who my dad is?"
i played along with the theatrics, admitting he was the prof for mathematics.
she then said i'd get my ass kicked and remarked on how much "this cost my average",
little does she know of her 'pops' the faggot who begged to toss my salad,
no need to talk of that shit, it would've just confused her til the end,
so i threw her a fake number and politely introduced her to my friend...//


Rudeboy BLUE

I'm at the helm & actin free in the realm of Academe
I know this school inside and out, except the entire faculty
cuz class is weak, and pub nights aren't gonna be passed up
the only 'A' I ever got was a flat-chested bitch last month
there's mad sluts, and some that act like they ain't just a groupie
but I bet if I toss that bitch a roofie, she'd be ready to spoon me
I love the coochie, but these bitches know not to expect a call
I'm just lookin for a girl to caress my balls in lecture halls
who's next to fall, people love me although I'm a bloody goof
I'm the type to run at you and stage-dive on your study group
and think it's funny too, cuz most of my peers are fuckin loco
we've got Vegan Leagues and homos screamin, "RATIFY KYOTO!"
I've got no dough, and it's hard livin when you're mad poor
I'll steal the drink right off your table when you hit the dancefloor
damn whores, it's granted for me to be hammered all week
then puff the cannabis leaf with fuckin campus police
I handle my peeps, I've got moves, you should see me shmooze
believe I'm smooth even though I reek of booze and greasy food
the meanest dude, fuck those that say drinking's a mediochre hobby
yo, it takes skill to pass out and expose your body at toga parties
drink more Bacardi, not concerned about classes I get grades in
a pregnant slut's the closest I've been to a midterm examination
if I have to, I'll eat out a sorority bitch to get the answers
it's just the way I operate bitch, the Big Man on Campus

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LowerTown's Finest

yo i cant sleep on this yo,
this was some funny ass shit!

knightshade, your verse was dope but it seemed to be long winded, nice end rhymin but the lines were abit long for me. respect though.

rudeboy blue, your verse was tight, cant front on that shit...

I love the coochie, but these bitches know not to expect a call
I'm just lookin for a girl to caress my balls in lecture halls
who's next to fall, people love me although I'm a bloody goof
I'm the type to run at you and stage-dive on your study group

lovin this dog!
both ya'll keep writin !!

Peace.