haha here we go bitch
Alright son its time for rap 101, no cliches 'bout takin' you to school that'd be to easy for me fool//
so i'm da drunk kid on here tryin to rhyme, yeah 12 beers and i still have the time to waste to spit a rap in your face, so diss me but afta this i'll be fuckin' a ho while your jerkin off and eating chocolate chip cookie dough//
aight' so those 2 lines came off a little weak, shit you might even say i'm a geek...yeah thats true 18 and i'm white, but the color of my cock didn't matter to yo' mom all night//
aight' so i used the prefunctory i fucked your mom line, you ask what am i gonna rhyme about for the rest of this time? oohhh hell i don't know maybe about how i fucked your ho//
ohh wait i forgot you don't have a ho, youre a teenage loser jerking off at home...but thats ok so do i, but at least i don't do it to a picture of a guy//
yeah so this whole fucking rhyme blows, but its my first go so maybe you could say woah, yeah vote for this guy because he spit but it was nowhere close to my eye//
cause if he'd spit in my eye i'd be blind and unable to see to write, so i'd be up all motherfuckin night without being able to type it out and then i'd huff and puff and scream and shout, like a little bitch//
and no matter if they gave me a stitch i would still scream like a little witch..Ha i bet you thought i'd call you bitch but NO you ain't that. you just my motherfuckin' HO!!
ohhh no i just flung out another nasty word, like a monkey flings a turd, but i bet it didn't phase you a bit, because tomorrow you'll come with some lethal shit//
and everyone will laugh at me, for the whole fucking internet to see...a KO on me, and you'll be filled with glee because you slaughtered M-E- me//
but its cool one day i'll come back and give you a smack with my dick, like you're my whore 10 cents no less no more , yeah thats right bitch you love that shit so give it a little lickty lick//
but aight' bitch i gotta go to bed because the bitch in my bed is getting antsy and wants to give me head...but don't get jealous that bottle of lubriderm is waiting for when you get to masturbatin'

ddddamnit man.. im battlin a such a trick it'll make a magician glance
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i get sicka than drunks sippin the hot liquor,
sicka than 2 sista's lickin the big dick up,
hotta than my barrel spittin out metal arrows,
rolled up on pharoah in a montero and jack him for his apparel//
you dont hear me? so i stay expressin,
i spit the punchlines that make you shit out intestines,
erections i cause when im droping these lines,
orgazms at times when you reading these rhymes//
your rymes are as phat as a stick figure,
i'll package ya ass up with the flow i deliver,
"express" like u.p.s
in one day you wont breath cause im caving in ya chest//
damm im down and im holding down the fort,
breaking you like court for order of child support,
smog in ya eyes that got you in tears,
i'll leave you drunk from a punch and not from beer//

gotta give it to sphincersaywhat nice keep it goin, Crakktaxx cant hang

damn crack--you got this one kid....keep that shit flowin son.
Vote=crackktaxx

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My vote goes to SPHINCTER ... he's mass original ... bout time we got a drunk white kid up in this pz...

Vote on My Shit Beyatches ...

Craxtaxx you could have not showed up and you woulda won. I dont the Sphincter was takin this very seriously. but anyways . . .

sphincter . . . "ohh wait i forgot you don't have a ho, youre a teenage loser jerking off at home...but thats ok so do i, but at least i don't do it to a picture of a guy//" Only good part of your verse. Didnt flow at all, but it had me laughing.

Crax . . . "rolled up on pharoah in a montero and jack him for his apparel// " liked that one a lot . . .

keep it up and keep elevating.

My vote= craxtaxx

Return the favor both of you and vote on my battle with Even Minded. Votin on each others battles is the only way we'll get rid of everyone's battles gettin slept on.

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oww lol didnt say my vote errr... i think crakk just clinched it nice 1 man

uppin' for votes

still uppin'

uppin' for votes

gl man

Pz

uppin' for votes people