10 lines minimum
first to 5 wins
3-0=KO
challenger spits first (that means you)

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Life isn't a bitch...
she's just sick of being personified -Sage Francis

yo man i know the rulz but i would preciate if u spit first cause as u see i'm new to da game

w/e i'ma spit first

srry understatement i'm not feelin it right now man please u spit first

spit man

alright, here goes:

you issue me a challenge, I'm surprised that you would dare,
I guess like Bon Jovi, you're just Livin On A Prayer/
a Canadian boy, your rhymes hang on by a strand,
but you're the biggest embarassment since Remy Shand/
I'm the king here, you're just the lowly peasant,
the place you'll make it rapping is at the mall wrapping presents/
take you to my torture chamber, leave you raving mad like stark,
slam you in a Iron Maiden, give you Fear Of The Dark/
your rhyme scheme is a cage, encompassing tripe,
better watch your back, cuz like Washington I snipe/
don't say you're bringin AKs, I know you're shooting blanks,
there, I made it easy, no need to say thanks/

your turn

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Life isn't a bitch...
she's just sick of being personified -Sage Francis

k here man i just gonna write my ryhme

its just so plain i challenged u and yes i dare
dare to make u look like a foo
but thats enough of that
cause in ur ryhmes u act all mad but shit man
all u really do is drive a minivan
talkin bout wrappin presents
nigga i got peasents to wrap my presents
but just ma ryhmes got no flow
but still i carry the dro in pocket all the way home
pick up da phone call u out and spit a few lines
make u pick up my dimes
that fall out while i'm beginnin to shout
bout w/e u say and how that shit is all just so gay

there it is i gave it ma best but it wasn't good enough fo sho

up for votes

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Life isn't a bitch...
she's just sick of being personified -Sage Francis

understatement won this won ...barely, keep trying and sooner or later u guys will b hotter cuz right now ur "Malibu's most wanted" material