No crew dickrydin or hate votes
10lines min
unlim max

Spit....

McTout blows on his bagpipes,
whilst Elspeth & Angus watch those notes go floating across the Waves.
Ferocious-Ness appears at once, and grabs a note or two for lunch,
And the whole of the Family Ness is not too far behind
Sporty-Ness leaps over him,
Turns up-side-down and dives back in,
And the beautiful Lovely-Ness shows she's the kissing kind!
Eyewit-Ness comes up for air,
And taking notes without a care,
He turns, with a crash, and a bash and and a splash,
To the Family Ness......


You can knock it,
You can rock it,
You can go to Timbuktu,
But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo.
You may see an Anaconda, or Giraffe and Kangaroo,
But you'll never see a Nessy in a zoo.....

fuck that shit dawg, SkateOllie dont know how to battle, always tryin to spit below-the-belt/
faggot but swallow ya pride bitch, cause when it comes to lyrics, you’d need a blank page to show-ya-wealth/
you like a game of cards after J.-Hova-dealt, leavin each round wit a fuckin fat-ass-lip/
you wack-ass-bitch, need to have a decomposed moldy burrito to have a (w)rap-thats-sick/
should call you Van-Damme-kid, cause you go beyond a clod(Claude), ONLY talent is *actin-hard*/
have to use ya daddys master-card on hats to say you put caps-on-charge/
i'ma rappin-God, and you more of an anal angel/
committin stealing sins by biting lyrics, adultery by grabbin ankles/
man you aint got no toast, your fuckin face is a bagel, waitin-for-cream/
i'm throwin these punches to help you catch some sleep, AND i'm breakin-ya-dreams/
the simple fact that your rhyme makes us victims of crime, cause we ALL hatin-ya-schemes/
your fuckin pre-school words are a waste of space-on-the-screen/
sayin-ya-frees are even half-way nice, is like sayin diarrhea’s fragrance-is-sweet/
only reason you on point is cause you precisly define both words lamest-AND-weak/
~Switch Style~ (full o' punches)
you like a hotel in Vegas wit a sign that says vacant-and-free/
everyone hits it up, some cum in, but most see its fake-and-leave/
the side effects of your lobotomy-shows that ya flows are obsolete..."
and you makin' no progress like runnin' through tha sand in
soccer-cleats..."
quit pretendin', despite-your-actin, ur fright-reaction-shows..."
and your chances of winnin' just shrunk, like michael-jacksons-nose..."
why-do-u-bother?? ya rhymes-are-just-garbage and yet u
tryin'-me-harder???..."
ur stupid for requestin' a battle, i'ma send u to hell-directly..."
u should be disqualified now for not bein' able to spell-correctly..."
i'ma put this bitch-on-tha-shelf, u better begin enlistin'-for-help..."
"i hate pre-written dick ryding wanna-be-thugs" lol..why u
dissin'-yaself??..."
u wack-as-a-bitch..my last win was just a slap-on-tha-wrist..."
I was more intimidated when Southside asked to battle-with-this!!..."
lil' fucker..u about as average-as-rappers-come..."
and u stay chasin' dick, kinda like fags-in-decathalons..."
keep fuckin' around...ya gonna get smashed-to-molecules..."
u like fab workin' solo..tha way u rap-without-a-clue!!..."
To finish my line..I don't give a crap-about-u-dude!!..."

-Done-

There once was a man from China,
who wasn't a very good climber,
he slipped on a rock,
and cut off his cock,
and now he has a vagina

what the fuck was skateollie doing??????????????
do i have to say who won this?
T_pound hands down
that other dudes a faggot spitting nursery rhymes an shit

rapbattles is the worst idea
in the history of bad ideas

yo yo rappin hip hop byatch
recognise!!

No you a bad idea for Rapbattles wit those
Wack ass Ryhmes
Fuck off and get talent
B4 you come in here Bullshittin bout RB

Uppin 1-0 me

Uppin^^^

Uppin

i'm goin' wit T-pound because skateollie was just whack.....yall hit mine up.....especially soutside d.p

__________________
Blessed wit Skillz

t for sho
pleez check ouyt mah battle wit djthick peeps
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...2817#post362817

wot a load of bollocks, speak proper u fannies, not fuckin "whack, uppin" etc thats just bullshit baby talk

the administator can suck my bobby brown

skat you are dumb.........