yo first of all whats up with this bitch sisqo/
for real yall he just reminds me of a hoe/
at first i thought he was a dike but hes a dude though/
he's talkin bout thongs/
but the only ones hes ever seen were his moms/
then we got this fag justin timberlake/
yall know its the dick that he takes/
he's just fake/
he thinks he's tight cause he went out with britney spears/
only he doesnt realize she only goes out with queers/
and she went out with him for years/
so i think he's the one cryin the tears/
then ya got the backstreat boys/
they be experimenting with dildos and other toys/
bringin each other lots of joy/
they be singin bout tearin up my heart but they mean they ass/
and when the be doin it they be havin a blast/
seein who cant take it and who will be last/

yo im just fuckin bored and sober!